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Were you born in the 1940's, 50s or 60s - read on...
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CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1940's, 50's, and 60's, and possibly of interest to those unfortunate to have been born later! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank Sherry while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos... They to...
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Senior Sex
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Senior Sex The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.&...
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ROMANTIC DINNER;
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A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconce...
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Gotta love the Irish
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Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'.. Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll be on my way then'. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off.. He Falls flat on his fa...
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Pet shop
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A bloke walked into the pet store and, after looking up and down the aisles, asked the sales clerk for help. 'I'd like a box of birdseed' 'For which kind of bird?' he asked helpfully. 'Oh, I dunno ... whichever will grow the fastest.'.
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WHAT A WOMAN WANTS
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Think hard before you answer Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur...
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A nice scenic drive ...
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When I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE !
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to beconfronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple minutes ofyour time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-poweredvacuum cleaners... ''Go away...
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Parkinsons and love
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Old George lived in a nursing home, one day while talking to Mildred who had the room next to his he asked if she would be interested in a bit more than just a friendly relationship. When she agreed they made a date for the next day during afternoon nap time. So the next day came and Mildred came into George'...
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Alcohol
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rockylizard
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Just Fishing
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Bluey goes to an outdoor show and wins a tinnie. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that, there's no water deep enough to float a boat within 200 klms of here." He says, "I won it and I'm gonna keep it." His brother came over to visit several d...
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SPAGHETTI;
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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.If she stayed in Italy to raise the ch...
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THREE HILLBILLIES;
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Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze. 1st Hillbilly says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. ' 2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?' 1st Hillbilly says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!' 2nd Hillbilly says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she b...
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OLD IS GREAT;
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An old lady was asked,"At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get : Parkinsons or Alzheimers?" The wise one answered,"Definitely Parkinsons - Better to spill half my wine than to forget where I keep the bottle."
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HOW THE INTERNETT STARTED;
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How the Internet Started (according to the Bible)... In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, Large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often cal...
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A SOLDIER'S ASSISTANCE
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Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, A passing soldier assures her that he can help. She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, ..... Rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door. Magically it opens....... "That's so clever," the woman gasps...
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Well - I'll be ducked
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HARRY THE EAGLE One day, Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return he went looking and found her.. She had been shot dead! Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself another m...
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POKER PLAYER;
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Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the Table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sue wasn't wearing any underwear Under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit His head on the table and e...
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Aids
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SENIOR CITEZENS ARE THE NATIONS BIGGEST CARRIERS OF AIDS Hearing Aids ,Band Aids Roll Aids,Walking Aids,Medical Aids, Government Aids and most of all Monetary Aids to there Children !!! THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST I cannot see ,I cannot Pee ,I cannot Chew I cannot Screw. My memory shrinks ,my h...
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Parkinsons or Alzheimers !
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Parkinsons or Alzheimers An old woman was asked, "At your ripe old age, what would you prefer to get, Parkinsons or Alzheimers?" The wise one answered without delay, "Parkinsons, definitely Parkinsons -- Better to spill half my wine than to forget where I keep the bottle."...
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