Just Joking

_wombat_ · _wombat_

I was visiting my daughter and son-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my i-Pad.' I can tell you, that bloody fly never knew what hit it...

gerard gue · gerard gue

Makes you think - AUSTRALIAN IDIOT SIGHTINGS. IDIOT SIGHTING 1: I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 note. ...

jimbo · jimbo

Time Machine Barak Obama and Julia Gillard are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. Barak goes first. "What will the USA be like in 100 years time?" The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a...

petengail · petengail

http://www.thetruthguide.com/funnycaravans.html

HOOK · HOOK

New paint job thanks to Rudd & Gillard

rockylizard · rockylizard

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

- A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, rig...

Baz421 · Baz421

This website has a bike you can play with - scroll down and click on purple screen after you open the website. It will drive you nuts. Hit refresh if you freeze it after you crash. http://www.batteryguru.com.au/32.html

tcp99 · tcp99

Brenda and Alan · Brenda and Alan

(Hope this hasn't already been on the forum.) It's good to be a woman because: 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3. Taxis stop for us. 4. We don 't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever r...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

I have a little Satnav It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend It tells you where you are I have a little Satnav I've had it all my life Its better than the normal ones My Satnav is my wife It gives me full instructions Especially how to drive "It's thirty miles an hour", it says &quo...

jules47 · jules47

25% of the women in Australia are on medication for mental illness. That's scary! It means 75% are running around untreated.

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see.Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one. Traffic Cop: Don't have one?...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Cowboy7307 · Cowboy7307

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married,she was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room, she invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea As he sat facing her o...

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

I know I'm not the most romantic person, but I have to admit, I found this story really touching. A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. Walking through the mall the surprised wife looked up and noticed her husband was no where around and she was very upse...

spida · spida

BRITISH HUMOUR IS DELIGHTFULLY DIFFERENT These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites!___________________________________________FREE PUPPIES1/2 ****er Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor'...

vk6tnc · vk6tnc

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Recoup · Recoup

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello." "Mrs. Sanders, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sander...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	iPad (Preview) I was visiting my daughter and son-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my i-Pad.' I can tell you, that bloody fly never knew what hit it...	_wombat_	1	706	06:02 AM Nov 13, 2012 by jules47
	could live in your street! (Preview) Makes you think - AUSTRALIAN IDIOT SIGHTINGS. IDIOT SIGHTING 1: I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 note. ...	gerard gue	2	802	05:18 AM Nov 13, 2012 by tcp99
	Time Machine (Preview) Time Machine Barak Obama and Julia Gillard are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. Barak goes first. "What will the USA be like in 100 years time?" The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a...	jimbo	11	918	04:54 AM Nov 11, 2012 by jules47
	Some funny caravan pictures I sw\tumbled on (Preview) http://www.thetruthguide.com/funnycaravans.html	petengail	1	1824	03:49 AM Nov 11, 2012 by jimbo
	Navy Boat new paint job. (Preview) New paint job thanks to Rudd & Gillard	HOOK	1	873	08:12 PM Nov 10, 2012 by Pinto
	Kiwi (Preview)	rockylizard	1	724	11:44 AM Nov 10, 2012 by Pinto
	JUST BLOND; (Preview) - A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, rig...	justcruisin01	2	763	07:22 PM Nov 10, 2012 by Pinto
	THIS WILL DRIVE YOU CRAZY (Preview) This website has a bike you can play with - scroll down and click on purple screen after you open the website. It will drive you nuts. Hit refresh if you freeze it after you crash. http://www.batteryguru.com.au/32.html	Baz421	0	781	06:39 AM Nov 10, 2012 by Baz421
	Food For THought (Preview)	tcp99	2	821	06:26 PM Nov 9, 2012 by jules47
	It's Good To Be A Woman (Preview) (Hope this hasn't already been on the forum.) It's good to be a woman because: 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3. Taxis stop for us. 4. We don 't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever r...	Brenda and Alan	0	666	10:42 PM Nov 8, 2012 by Brenda and Alan
	SATNAV; (Preview) I have a little Satnav It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend It tells you where you are I have a little Satnav I've had it all my life Its better than the normal ones My Satnav is my wife It gives me full instructions Especially how to drive "It's thirty miles an hour", it says &quo...	justcruisin01	1	649	05:32 AM Nov 9, 2012 by the rocket
	Medication (Preview) 25% of the women in Australia are on medication for mental illness. That's scary! It means 75% are running around untreated.	jules47	1	712	05:31 AM Nov 9, 2012 by the rocket
	SENIOUR WOMAN (Preview) A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see.Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one. Traffic Cop: Don't have one?...	justcruisin01	2	926	05:30 AM Nov 9, 2012 by the rocket
	Giving blood (Preview)	rockylizard	1	723	05:28 AM Nov 9, 2012 by the rocket
	better than a flu shot (Preview) Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married,she was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room, she invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea As he sat facing her o...	Cowboy7307	1	807	05:26 AM Nov 9, 2012 by the rocket
	Really touching Xmas story (Preview) I know I'm not the most romantic person, but I have to admit, I found this story really touching. A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. Walking through the mall the surprised wife looked up and noticed her husband was no where around and she was very upse...	Hoodathunkit	0	649	05:21 PM Nov 8, 2012 by Hoodathunkit
	British Humour (Preview) *BRITISH HUMOUR IS DELIGHTFULLY DIFFERENT* These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites!___________________________________________FREE PUPPIES1/2 er Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor'...	spida	0	778	03:14 AM Nov 8, 2012 by spida
	Can You Read This ? Human Brain At Work (Preview) 7H15 M3554G3 53RV35 7O PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5! 1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG 17 WA5 H4RD BU7 N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3 Y0UR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 17 4U70M471C4LLY W17H 0U7 3V3N 7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17, B3 PROUD! 0NLY C3R741N P30PL3 C4N R3AD 7H15.	vk6tnc	2	691	01:36 AM Nov 8, 2012 by jimbo
	Medicare Ozzie Style (Preview) The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello." "Mrs. Sanders, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sander...	Recoup	0	833	11:52 PM Nov 6, 2012 by Recoup
	Pianist (Preview) Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet	rockylizard	0	730	04:22 PM Nov 6, 2012 by rockylizard
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