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vk6tnc · vk6tnc

I asked my wife what she would like for a Christmas present, she replied quote " something thats got lots of diamonds" I have just bought her a beautiful pack of playing cards.

rockylizard · rockylizard

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Patrick walks into abar in Dublin, Orders three pints ofGuinness & sits in thecorner of the room, Drinking a sip out ofeach pint in turn. When he had finished all three, He went back to the bar & ordered three more. The barman says,"You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it .......... Y...

Recoup · Recoup

tcp99 · tcp99

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrlTijuhVOA&feature=endscreen&NR=1

extreme potato · extreme potato

A bloke went to the dentist and found he'd have to have a tooth extracted. The dentist prepared to give him an injection but he refused, saying he hated needles. She offered him a mouthwash to deaden the area but he didn't like the taste and refused. Eventually, she asked him if he could handle tablets. W...

rowdy · rowdy

A BLOKE WAKES UP IN HOSPITAL,HE SAYS TO THE DOCTOR ''WHAT HAPPENED TO ME,I DONT REMEMBER ANYTHING.'' THE DOCTOR TELLS HIM HE BEEN INVOLVED IN A SERIOUS CAR ACCIDENT AND HAS BEEN IN A COMA FOR THE LAST WEEK. ''AM I GOING TO BE OK'' HE ASKS THE DOCTOR. THE DOCTOR SAYS '' YOU WILL RECOVER BUT I HAVE SOME GOOD NE...

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

Medicare Part X New Medicare Program You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison wh...

sucastja · sucastja

Fifty Shades of Grey Hair The missus bought a Paperback down Dymocks, Saturday, I had a look in her bag; ...Twas fifty shades of grey. Well I just left her to it, At ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread.. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw...

tcp99 · tcp99

http://www.pointerpointer.com/

sucastja · sucastja

.> WHO IS JACK SCHITT? > > For some time you may have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? You find > yourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' > > Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an > intellectual way. > > Jack...

Beatle · Beatle

. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. . A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat. . A rabbit runs and hops and only lives for 15 years. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years. And you want me to exercise?? I dont think so I'm ret...

gerard gue · gerard gue

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.I tried to catch...

CK56 · CK56

Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the Doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love. About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, 'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours t...

tcp99 · tcp99

gerard gue · gerard gue

Do you need a laugh?? What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies underwear department of Marks & Spencer and shyly walked up to an assistant and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?"asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, &...

jules47 · jules47

Handy when camping -

Zoomtopz · Zoomtopz

Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during the Summer Olympics , that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Dressage commentator: &qu...

tonyd · tonyd

Ritchie McCaw goes into the All Black changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit down. "What's up guys?" he asks. "Well Ritchie, to be honest we're having all sorts of trouble getting motivated for this game against Australia . We know it's important but we've just beaten A...

vk6tnc · vk6tnc

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/05/11/egreetings/image/01.swf

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	Diamonds (Preview) I asked my wife what she would like for a Christmas present, she replied quote " something thats got lots of diamonds" I have just bought her a beautiful pack of playing cards.	vk6tnc	0	713	08:33 AM Nov 5, 2012 by vk6tnc
	Gangnam (Preview)	rockylizard	0	735	03:56 AM Nov 5, 2012 by rockylizard
	PATRICK; (Preview) Patrick walks into abar in Dublin, Orders three pints ofGuinness & sits in thecorner of the room, Drinking a sip out ofeach pint in turn. When he had finished all three, He went back to the bar & ordered three more. The barman says,"You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it .......... Y...	justcruisin01	0	745	10:46 PM Nov 4, 2012 by justcruisin01
	Nude Beach (Preview)	Recoup	0	1428	11:43 PM Nov 3, 2012 by Recoup
	Smart Cat (Preview) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrlTijuhVOA&feature=endscreen&NR=1	tcp99	0	829	09:17 PM Nov 1, 2012 by tcp99
	Dentist (Preview) A bloke went to the dentist and found he'd have to have a tooth extracted. The dentist prepared to give him an injection but he refused, saying he hated needles. She offered him a mouthwash to deaden the area but he didn't like the taste and refused. Eventually, she asked him if he could handle tablets. W...	extreme potato	0	656	03:30 PM Nov 1, 2012 by extreme potato
	good news bad news (Preview) A BLOKE WAKES UP IN HOSPITAL,HE SAYS TO THE DOCTOR ''WHAT HAPPENED TO ME,I DONT REMEMBER ANYTHING.'' THE DOCTOR TELLS HIM HE BEEN INVOLVED IN A SERIOUS CAR ACCIDENT AND HAS BEEN IN A COMA FOR THE LAST WEEK. ''AM I GOING TO BE OK'' HE ASKS THE DOCTOR. THE DOCTOR SAYS '' YOU WILL RECOVER BUT I HAVE SOME GOOD NE...	rowdy	0	673	05:36 PM Oct 31, 2012 by rowdy
	Universal Solution (Preview) Medicare Part X New Medicare Program You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison wh...	Hoodathunkit	3	817	01:23 AM Oct 31, 2012 by Cowboy7307
	Fifty Shades of Grey Hair (Preview) Fifty Shades of Grey Hair The missus bought a Paperback down Dymocks, Saturday, I had a look in her bag; ...Twas fifty shades of grey. Well I just left her to it, At ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread.. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw...	sucastja	0	771	02:56 AM Oct 30, 2012 by sucastja
	If you like pointers and pointing (Preview) http://www.pointerpointer.com/	tcp99	4	1017	07:17 PM Oct 29, 2012 by tcp99
	Who is Jack Schitt? (Preview) .> WHO IS JACK SCHITT? > > For some time you may have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? You find > yourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' > > Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an > intellectual way. > > Jack...	sucastja	1	746	06:17 AM Oct 29, 2012 by pauline
	A Tortoise Life for Me (Preview) . If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. . A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat. . A rabbit runs and hops and only lives for 15 years. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years. And you want me to exercise?? I dont think so I'm ret...	Beatle	1	790	05:36 PM Oct 28, 2012 by jimbo
	Puns for Educated Minds (Preview) How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.I tried to catch...	gerard gue	2	1317	06:03 PM Oct 27, 2012 by Pam
	24 Hours to Live (Preview) Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the Doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love. About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, 'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours t...	CK56	2	857	05:21 PM Oct 27, 2012 by jimbo
	Why? (Preview)	tcp99	2	816	02:47 AM Oct 27, 2012 by rockylizard
	RELIGIOUS BRAS (Preview) Do you need a laugh?? What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies underwear department of Marks & Spencer and shyly walked up to an assistant and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?"asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, &...	gerard gue	2	1170	02:39 AM Oct 26, 2012 by rowdy
	Glow in the Dark (Preview) Handy when camping -	jules47	2	870	12:42 AM Oct 26, 2012 by bill12
	Olympic bloopers (Preview) Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during the Summer Olympics , that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Dressage commentator: &qu...	Zoomtopz	4	990	04:26 PM Oct 24, 2012 by jules47
	One for (Kiwi) rugby fans (Preview) Ritchie McCaw goes into the All Black changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit down. "What's up guys?" he asks. "Well Ritchie, to be honest we're having all sorts of trouble getting motivated for this game against Australia . We know it's important but we've just beaten A...	tonyd	1	841	04:21 PM Oct 24, 2012 by jules47
	Disco chicken (Preview) http://images.businessweek.com/ss/05/11/egreetings/image/01.swf	vk6tnc	3	959	01:32 AM Oct 24, 2012 by jules47
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