Just Joking

tcp99 · tcp99

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=T0Wc8RQNtWU#!

tcp99 · tcp99

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sJgDYdA8dio

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' centre. After the community sing song led by Alice at the piano It was time for the Star of the Show- Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the sam...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

>> >> HOW IS NORMA? >> >>> >> A sweet grandmother >> telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, >> "Is it possible to speak to someone >> who can tell me how a patient is doing?" >> >> The operator said, >&...

Peterpan · Peterpan

Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower:Mongrel, Coot and Bluey . As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly... As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife.' Mongrel says...

jimbo · jimbo

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and...

Recoup · Recoup

Cheers Hans

jimbo · jimbo

A refuse collector in Cairns , Australia , is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the f...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Coles. The husband picks up a case of Tooheys New and puts it in their trolley. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $40 for 24 cans' he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shop...

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_wombat_ · _wombat_

I was visiting my daughter and son-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my i-Pad.' I can tell you, that bloody fly never knew what hit it...

gerard gue · gerard gue

Makes you think - AUSTRALIAN IDIOT SIGHTINGS. IDIOT SIGHTING 1: I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 note. ...

jimbo · jimbo

Time Machine Barak Obama and Julia Gillard are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. Barak goes first. "What will the USA be like in 100 years time?" The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a...

petengail · petengail

http://www.thetruthguide.com/funnycaravans.html

HOOK · HOOK

New paint job thanks to Rudd & Gillard

rockylizard · rockylizard

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

- A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, rig...

Baz421 · Baz421

This website has a bike you can play with - scroll down and click on purple screen after you open the website. It will drive you nuts. Hit refresh if you freeze it after you crash. http://www.batteryguru.com.au/32.html

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Where are your Pants? (Preview) http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=T0Wc8RQNtWU#!	tcp99	0	891	03:34 AM Nov 16, 2012 by tcp99
	Called in Dead! (Preview) http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sJgDYdA8dio	tcp99	0	771	03:24 AM Nov 16, 2012 by tcp99
	HYPNOTIST; (Preview) It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' centre. After the community sing song led by Alice at the piano It was time for the Star of the Show- Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the sam...	justcruisin01	0	710	12:43 AM Nov 16, 2012 by justcruisin01
	NORMA; (Preview) >> >> HOW IS NORMA? >> >>> >> A sweet grandmother >> telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, >> "Is it possible to speak to someone >> who can tell me how a patient is doing?" >> >> The operator said, >&...	justcruisin01	0	729	12:39 AM Nov 16, 2012 by justcruisin01
	Sensitivity? (Preview) Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower:Mongrel, Coot and Bluey . As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly... As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife.' Mongrel says...	Peterpan	0	805	07:11 PM Nov 15, 2012 by Peterpan
	Three Women (Preview) A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and...	jimbo	2	817	07:15 PM Nov 15, 2012 by Pinto
	van ideas (Preview) Cheers Hans	Recoup	1	1016	08:24 PM Nov 14, 2012 by Nomad246
	Rubbish Bin (Preview) A refuse collector in Cairns , Australia , is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the f...	jimbo	2	968	11:20 AM Nov 14, 2012 by Recoup
	HALF PRICE; (Preview) A husband and wife are shopping in their local Coles. The husband picks up a case of Tooheys New and puts it in their trolley. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $40 for 24 cans' he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shop...	justcruisin01	2	856	01:54 PM Nov 13, 2012 by Zoomtopz
	When God Made Terry (Preview)	tcp99	0	849	05:42 AM Nov 13, 2012 by tcp99
	What the Tags on Clothing are for (Preview)	tcp99	0	800	05:30 AM Nov 13, 2012 by tcp99
	Breast Cancer T Shirt (Preview)	tcp99	0	771	05:28 AM Nov 13, 2012 by tcp99
	iPad (Preview) I was visiting my daughter and son-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my i-Pad.' I can tell you, that bloody fly never knew what hit it...	_wombat_	1	711	06:02 AM Nov 13, 2012 by jules47
	could live in your street! (Preview) Makes you think - AUSTRALIAN IDIOT SIGHTINGS. IDIOT SIGHTING 1: I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 note. ...	gerard gue	2	804	05:18 AM Nov 13, 2012 by tcp99
	Time Machine (Preview) Time Machine Barak Obama and Julia Gillard are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. Barak goes first. "What will the USA be like in 100 years time?" The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a...	jimbo	11	922	04:54 AM Nov 11, 2012 by jules47
	Some funny caravan pictures I sw\tumbled on (Preview) http://www.thetruthguide.com/funnycaravans.html	petengail	1	1831	03:49 AM Nov 11, 2012 by jimbo
	Navy Boat new paint job. (Preview) New paint job thanks to Rudd & Gillard	HOOK	1	875	08:12 PM Nov 10, 2012 by Pinto
	Kiwi (Preview)	rockylizard	1	727	11:44 AM Nov 10, 2012 by Pinto
	JUST BLOND; (Preview) - A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, rig...	justcruisin01	2	767	07:22 PM Nov 10, 2012 by Pinto
	THIS WILL DRIVE YOU CRAZY (Preview) This website has a bike you can play with - scroll down and click on purple screen after you open the website. It will drive you nuts. Hit refresh if you freeze it after you crash. http://www.batteryguru.com.au/32.html	Baz421	0	787	06:39 AM Nov 10, 2012 by Baz421
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