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Speed
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What goes from -100 in less than 4.5secs? My wifes bathroom scales. Ken
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Landfall
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The importance of having an occupation after retirement.
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The importance of having an occupation after retirement. Aswe get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage t...
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Big Gorilla
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Worms
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A young GP starts his career in a small country practise.One of his patients was a woman in her then early 30's who called in regularly wiith various ailments.He treated her ailments with all the quiet bedside manner expected of him.As the years rolled by the woman called every day "Dr have you g...
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Rip and Rosie
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New Computer APP - I definately need one
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I stole this from another forum... http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=6a8Eimr-fm0
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petengail
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Photographer
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An intrepid photographer went to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost which was said to appear only once in a hundred years. Not wanting to frighten off the ghost, the photographer sat in the dark until midnight when the apparition became visible. The ghost turned out to be friendly a...
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rockylizard
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Senior's Moments 1.
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Big Gorilla
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fishing yarn
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The Jack Daniels Fishing Story I went fishing one morning but after a short time I ran out of prawnsThen I saw a redbelly black snake with a frog in his mouth..Frogs are good barra bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite mewith the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog,and pu...
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Sounds ok to me
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dont take long;
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Roses are red violets are glorious dont sneak up on Oscar Pistorious. Lawyers dont think he has a leg to stand on.
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Adult Diapers
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I forgot my Glasses
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Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did...
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Peterpan
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60ths
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whyhe sngl DATING IN THE 60s. Remember those days ? It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1963, and James had a date with Annabella. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. 'Oh, come on in!' Annabella's mother said as she welcomed James. 'Have a seat in the sitting room. Would you li...
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Horse meat.
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Mate of mine sent me this, a bit corny but topical. A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco Her condition is said to be stable Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle. Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger. So I had $5 e...
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Santa
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Pregnancy
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Then there was the two pregnant Nuns singing Benedictus..................
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Magnarc
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It's not Political - It's just funny
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John Clarke & Bryan Dawes.[Scene: A car yard. BRYAN is perusing the stock. He is approached by JOHN] John: Morning! Looking for a new car? Bryan: Nope. New Prime Minister, actually. John: You're the third one this morning. Anything in mind? Bryan: You know...... nothing f...
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Retreat
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Ex-benedict
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-- Edited by spida on Friday 15th of February 2013 09:00:35 AM -- Edited by spida on Friday 15th of February 2013 09:03:51 AM
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The Funeral
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The Parking Officer's Funeral As the coffin is being lowered into the ground at the Parking Officer's funeral, a voice from inside screams, "I'm not dead, I'm not dead! Let me out!" The Vicar smiles, leans forward, sucking air through his teeth, and mutters, "Too late pal, th...
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Magnarc
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Good advice, but too late.....
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The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the te...
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ASSISTANCE FOR SEX !
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Women really aren't that complicated if you follow these simple steps to getting your lady in the mood for loving.Leave the toilet seat up. She will thank you when she realizes that the exercise she gets from putting it down several times a day will stop her from developing the dreaded bingo wings.Ins...
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Think about it Guys
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Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater If you give her your sperm she will give you a baby If you give her a house she will give you a home If you give her groceries she will give you a meal If you give her a smile she will give you her heart So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s........
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