Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

-What if my dog only brings back the ball because he thinks I like throwing it?-If poison is past its expiry date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?-Which letter is silent in the word "Scent", the S or the C?-Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.-...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Joe goes into a bar on his way home. He sits down next to an attractive young blonde to watch the news on the TV.The news was just coming on and they were covering the story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.The blonde looked at Joe and said:"Do you think he'll jump?"Joe said: "You know...

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Gundog · Gundog

What the teacher says. (And what the teacher really means.) 1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates. (He was caught cheating on a test.) 2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability. (The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five minu...

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I just discovered my age group! I am a Seenager (Senior Teenager). I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. I have ID that gets me...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "Help Wanted. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went...

Aussie1 · Aussie1

Officer asks driver to say the alphabet starting with "M". Driver answers " Malphabet " !!

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Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

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	Stuff that will keep you awake at night.. (Preview) -What if my dog only brings back the ball because he thinks I like throwing it?-If poison is past its expiry date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?-Which letter is silent in the word "Scent", the S or the C?-Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.-...	aussie_paul	0	400	06:56 PM Jul 20, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Sorry to the blonde folk out there.. (Preview) Joe goes into a bar on his way home. He sits down next to an attractive young blonde to watch the news on the TV.The news was just coming on and they were covering the story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.The blonde looked at Joe and said:"Do you think he'll jump?"Joe said: "You know...	aussie_paul	0	319	06:54 PM Jul 20, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Learn Chinese.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	410	06:50 PM Jul 20, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Up.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	493	06:48 PM Jul 20, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Political correctness.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	349	06:47 PM Jul 20, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Cowboy Wisdom (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	2	620	09:09 AM Jul 20, 2024 by rmoor
	Last words.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	564	05:48 PM Jul 19, 2024 by aussie_paul
	What the Teacher Really Means (I guess the teachers among you will relate to this one) (Preview) What the teacher says. (And what the teacher really means.) 1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates. (He was caught cheating on a test.) 2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability. (The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five minu...	Gundog	0	625	12:19 PM Jul 19, 2024 by Gundog
	Next Class Reunion (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	1	651	09:49 AM Jul 19, 2024 by grahos
	I asked.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	525	06:44 PM Jul 18, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Homeschooling.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	6	977	01:55 PM Jul 18, 2024 by woolman
	So now... (Preview)	aussie_paul	4	1142	10:05 AM Jul 17, 2024 by peter67
	Secret Service (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	686	05:05 PM Jul 16, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	"Et tu, Brutus?" (Preview)	rgren2	0	655	12:56 PM Jul 16, 2024 by rgren2
	Home schooling. (Preview)	rgren2	0	559	12:54 PM Jul 16, 2024 by rgren2
	"Seenagers.. (Preview) I just discovered my age group! I am a Seenager (Senior Teenager). I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. I have ID that gets me...	aussie_paul	0	584	12:53 PM Jul 16, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Help Wanted (Preview) A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "Help Wanted. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went...	aussie_paul	0	713	12:45 PM Jul 16, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Sobriety test (Preview) Officer asks driver to say the alphabet starting with "M". Driver answers " Malphabet " !!	Aussie1	0	735	06:04 PM Jul 15, 2024 by Aussie1
	New world.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	736	02:52 PM Jul 15, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	He dialled 69 (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	607	02:50 PM Jul 15, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
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