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Diaries
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Wifes Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had madePlans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I wasShopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he wasUpset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made nComment on it. Conversation wasnt flowing, so I suggThat we go some...
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oldies again...
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more oldies
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Oldies
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love the oldies
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MAKING A BABY
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This is hilarious! There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny! The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here s...
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Three Nuns
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Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven....... At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be. The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *p...
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final oldies...
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Stop Showing off I know its your walking stick... -- Edited by Hoodathunkit on Thursday 9th of May 2013 03:10:24 PM
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Husbands are husbands
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A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied, 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'. The man then said, 'When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the n...
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Senility
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An elderly man went to his doctor and said, 'Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately I have forgotten to zip up.' 'That's not senility,' replied the doctor. 'Senility is when you forget to zip down.'
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MARRIAGE
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Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing. Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriagecertificate for an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
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Getting Old
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There's a touch of irony here! A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments."My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one."Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee."&quo...
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Another reason to fly Southwest
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A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother, who couldn'...
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HELGA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers, decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one, - and I can't wait! -------------------------...
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Ikea
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SHINGLES
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Kevin had shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this!Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Kevin: Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what...
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Brain Teasers
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man 1. ------------ board Ans. = man overboard Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it. stand 2. ------------ i Ans. = I understand OK . Got the drift ? Let's try a few now and see how you fare ? 3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/ Ans. = reading between the lines 4. r road ...
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Keeping active in old age -
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Something for seniors to do to keep those "aging" grey cells active! 1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May....What was the third child 's name? 2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wea...
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How to get to Heaven from Scotland
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I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven. I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?" "NO!" the children answer...
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The Alien
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Two aliens landed in the Nullarbor near a petrol station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the petrol pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader. The gas pump, of course, didnt respond. The younger alien became an...
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