Just Joking

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

Medicare Part X New Medicare Program You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison wh...

sucastja · sucastja

Fifty Shades of Grey Hair The missus bought a Paperback down Dymocks, Saturday, I had a look in her bag; ...Twas fifty shades of grey. Well I just left her to it, At ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread.. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw...

tcp99 · tcp99

http://www.pointerpointer.com/

sucastja · sucastja

.> WHO IS JACK SCHITT? > > For some time you may have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? You find > yourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' > > Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an > intellectual way. > > Jack...

Beatle · Beatle

. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. . A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat. . A rabbit runs and hops and only lives for 15 years. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years. And you want me to exercise?? I dont think so I'm ret...

gerard gue · gerard gue

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.I tried to catch...

CK56 · CK56

Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the Doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love. About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, 'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours t...

tcp99 · tcp99

gerard gue · gerard gue

Do you need a laugh?? What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies underwear department of Marks & Spencer and shyly walked up to an assistant and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?"asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, &...

jules47 · jules47

Handy when camping -

Zoomtopz · Zoomtopz

Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during the Summer Olympics , that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Dressage commentator: &qu...

tonyd · tonyd

Ritchie McCaw goes into the All Black changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit down. "What's up guys?" he asks. "Well Ritchie, to be honest we're having all sorts of trouble getting motivated for this game against Australia . We know it's important but we've just beaten A...

vk6tnc · vk6tnc

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/05/11/egreetings/image/01.swf

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

God and Grass Thought you gardeners would enjoy this conversation between God and St. Francis. It is hilarious because it is so true. GOD: Frank, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there on the planet? What happened to the dandelions, violets, milkweeds and stuf...

Zoomtopz · Zoomtopz

wrong side of th bed. Mother Superior was on her way to late morning prayers when she passed two novices just leaving early morning prayers on their way to classes. As she passed the young ladies, Mother Superior said, "Good morning, sisters." The novices replied, "Good morning, M...

rockylizard · rockylizard

rockylizard · rockylizard

-- Edited by rockylizard on Saturday 20th of October 2012 02:17:31 PM

Rip and Rosie · Rip and Rosie

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.**** An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian wou...

rockylizard · rockylizard

jimbo · jimbo

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello." "Mrs. Sanders, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Dorevitch Pathology Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr...

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	Universal Solution (Preview) Medicare Part X New Medicare Program You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison wh...	Hoodathunkit	3	821	01:23 AM Oct 31, 2012 by Cowboy7307
	Fifty Shades of Grey Hair (Preview) Fifty Shades of Grey Hair The missus bought a Paperback down Dymocks, Saturday, I had a look in her bag; ...Twas fifty shades of grey. Well I just left her to it, At ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread.. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw...	sucastja	0	778	02:56 AM Oct 30, 2012 by sucastja
	If you like pointers and pointing (Preview) http://www.pointerpointer.com/	tcp99	4	1022	07:17 PM Oct 29, 2012 by tcp99
	Who is Jack Schitt? (Preview) .> WHO IS JACK SCHITT? > > For some time you may have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? You find > yourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' > > Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an > intellectual way. > > Jack...	sucastja	1	755	06:17 AM Oct 29, 2012 by pauline
	A Tortoise Life for Me (Preview) . If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. . A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat. . A rabbit runs and hops and only lives for 15 years. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years. And you want me to exercise?? I dont think so I'm ret...	Beatle	1	797	05:36 PM Oct 28, 2012 by jimbo
	Puns for Educated Minds (Preview) How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.I tried to catch...	gerard gue	2	1322	06:03 PM Oct 27, 2012 by Pam
	24 Hours to Live (Preview) Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the Doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love. About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, 'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours t...	CK56	2	861	05:21 PM Oct 27, 2012 by jimbo
	Why? (Preview)	tcp99	2	825	02:47 AM Oct 27, 2012 by rockylizard
	RELIGIOUS BRAS (Preview) Do you need a laugh?? What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies underwear department of Marks & Spencer and shyly walked up to an assistant and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?"asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, &...	gerard gue	2	1179	02:39 AM Oct 26, 2012 by rowdy
	Glow in the Dark (Preview) Handy when camping -	jules47	2	872	12:42 AM Oct 26, 2012 by bill12
	Olympic bloopers (Preview) Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during the Summer Olympics , that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Dressage commentator: &qu...	Zoomtopz	4	1001	04:26 PM Oct 24, 2012 by jules47
	One for (Kiwi) rugby fans (Preview) Ritchie McCaw goes into the All Black changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit down. "What's up guys?" he asks. "Well Ritchie, to be honest we're having all sorts of trouble getting motivated for this game against Australia . We know it's important but we've just beaten A...	tonyd	1	853	04:21 PM Oct 24, 2012 by jules47
	Disco chicken (Preview) http://images.businessweek.com/ss/05/11/egreetings/image/01.swf	vk6tnc	3	962	01:32 AM Oct 24, 2012 by jules47
	PRETTY MUCH IT ! (Preview) God and Grass Thought you gardeners would enjoy this conversation between God and St. Francis. It is hilarious because it is so true. GOD: Frank, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there on the planet? What happened to the dandelions, violets, milkweeds and stuf...	justcruisin01	1	796	07:17 PM Oct 23, 2012 by jules47
	Wrong side of th bed (Preview) wrong side of th bed. Mother Superior was on her way to late morning prayers when she passed two novices just leaving early morning prayers on their way to classes. As she passed the young ladies, Mother Superior said, "Good morning, sisters." The novices replied, "Good morning, M...	Zoomtopz	0	811	02:57 AM Oct 23, 2012 by Zoomtopz
	Effect of summer... (Preview)	rockylizard	0	764	09:19 PM Oct 20, 2012 by rockylizard
	Retirement Plans (Preview) -- Edited by rockylizard on Saturday 20th of October 2012 02:17:31 PM	rockylizard	1	784	12:45 AM Oct 21, 2012 by Happywanderer
	"Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" (Preview) A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.**** An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian wou...	Rip and Rosie	2	901	12:07 AM Oct 20, 2012 by Pinto
	Men ! (Preview)	rockylizard	0	787	03:32 AM Oct 19, 2012 by rockylizard
	True Story (Preview) *The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,* *"Hello."* *"Mrs. Sanders, please."* *"Speaking."* *"Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Dorevitch Pathology Laboratory.* *When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr...*	jimbo	1	825	05:14 AM Oct 19, 2012 by jules47
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