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Missed out again
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She's single... She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway. She knocked on my door... I rushed to open it. She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, a...
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The Outhouse
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DO YOU THINK THE CHILDREN OF TODAY HAVE IT TOO EASY? Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out...
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ONLY THE IRISH!
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As only the Irish can tell a story!!!!!! Enjoy. Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all beenable to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on th...
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Exercise for people over 50....
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EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50 Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 2kgpotato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you'll find that yo...
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Big Gorilla
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Texting for Seniors
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Texting codes for seniorsor us old farts with mobiles Young people have theirs, now us Seniors can have our own texting codes: * ATD- At the Doctor's * BFF - Best Friends Funeral * BTW- Bring the Wheelchair * BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth * CBM- Covered by Medicare * CUATSC- See You at the Senior Citizen...
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Meeting Mum
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A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a bit of a game out of it. He says he'll bring the girl over with two other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he wants to marry. His mother agrees to the ga...
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Have a chuckle folks .. heh !
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujwod-vqyqA
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biggles
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Pickle slicer
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Yossel worked in a Ukrainian Pickle Factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist.. After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he wo...
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A Glass of Wine
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A glass of wine Error! Filename not specified. To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefull...
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Remembering an entertainment icon
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when the sister in law is too beautiful!
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Warning: There is still a moral to this story! ! ! I was a young man very happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year and we decided to get married. Only downside: the young and beautiful sister. Very sexy, my future sister was 22, always wore tight t-shirts and most of the time without a bra. Ev...
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A THINKER
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A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her inthe act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe i...
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New Virus
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ATTENTION: VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION * A VIRUS is going round called *Housework*.If you feel the need to start housework - Stop Immediately !! This virus affects your sleep and wipes out your social life.It causes you to be late for luncheons with friends and disrupts coffee get-togethers.It ma...
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Christmas Prezzie
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I got my wife a wooden leg for Christmas. It wasn't her main present, it was just a stocking filler.
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Merry Christmas
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXQr0fPtNDI
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barina
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Night Before Christmas in Aussie Land
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'Twas the night before Christmas; there wasn't a sound. Not a possum was stirring; no-one was around. We'd left on the table some tucker and beer, ... Hoping that Santa Claus soon would be here; We children were snuggled up safe in our beds, While dreams of pavlova danced 'round in our heads; And M...
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Australiana Test
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Aussie Citizenship Test 1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term died in the arse? 2. What is a bloody little be...auty? ... 3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey? 4. Explain the following passage: In the arvo last Chrissy the rel...
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Loffty
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No Bull
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Visited a friend of ours in hospital, he doesnt look good.What happend ?? we asked. He got out the photos which were taken and explained.,He told us, he and his wife Jan went to the 4H agricultural show and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and th...
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Gawn upstairs
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The graveside service just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumblin in the distance. The little old man looked at the preacher and calmly said, 'Well......she's there.'
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Magnarc
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PICK UP LINE;
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Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks: 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.' The intri...
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