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British Humour
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British humour *The train was quite crowded and a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, But the only seat left was taken by a poodle belonging toa well dressed, middle-aged, French woman. The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and s...
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A BIT BORED SO HERE GOES ANOTHER ---- WARNING WARNING - A BIT RUDE THE FOLLOW UP
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Gotcha,,, the joke is on you for looking for something a bit rude,,lol. I noticed the joke with most reads on the whole jokes page was the one that Hoodathunkit posted that "was a bit rude". Can you tell I'm abit bored tonight, and going for the most reads of a joke in the next 7 days???????? See...
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Crying Husband
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A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the...
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"To be sure, it's Irish"
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The reason there are so many Irish jokes is because the Irish have a quaint way with words. Like the Irish patient who hobbled into the Surgery waiting room. "I hope to God the doctor finds something wrong with me because I'd hate to feel like this if I was well!" Murphy dropped dead the mom...
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What Women Want
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What Women Want in a Man When they first start dating 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. Imaginative, romantic lover What Women Want in a Man When they a...
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Adult Humour
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MONDAYThe mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very wilful and any attempt to stop the girl would p...
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The Aisle Seat
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This is such a heart warming story Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a Royal Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After take-off the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when th...
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HORMONE GUIDE FOR REAL BLOKES
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Wet Seals
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Apparently there is a really funny joke about wet seals posted somewhere on this forum by GaryKelly, but I just can't seem to find it.....
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At The Races
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Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a > field trip to Flemington Racecourse. When it was time to take the > children > to the 'bathroom', it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher > and the boys would go with the other. > The teacher assign...
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Really!
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the Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.... I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I w...
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TEST YOUR SKILL OR BE DRIVEN TO DESPAIR
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I know all of you are very good drivers, so here is a fun test to see how good your speed is! The automobile driving manual says the average driver's reaction time is 0.75 seconds or 1 car length for every 10 mph. Test your average reaction time. Be careful, this can be addictive! You will be surprised at ho...
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On selling - when you go in to buy X and end up buying XYZ,,,, it's all the rage now.
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An Australian Salesman in Harrods. THE AUSTRALIAN APPROACH A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked 'Do you have any sales experience?' The young man answered 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo.' The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the jo...
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Anger management 101 - how to destress successfully.
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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take It out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying '...
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Warning Warning ....Bit Rude!!!
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There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'al but I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane. "Why you gonna wear dem fo ?" the other two asked. The first replied, "Cause, if dat p...
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IRISH
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Three dead bodies turn up at the Dublin mortuary all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. 'First body: Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress, hence the enormous smile, Inspector',...
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Ant Farm
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Farmer Smith recently bought an ant farm. He's now looking around for a tractor small enough for it.......
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Handy Woman...
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A young blond girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra moneyfor the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman" andstarted canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if hehad any odd jobs for her to do, &q...
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Old is Great!
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Old is Great! An old Woman was asked, "At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get : Parkinsons or Alzheimers?" The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinsons - Better to spill half my wine than to forget where I keep the bottle." And so say all of us!
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A Beauty for Fishermen
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A woman goes into Discount Fishing Supplies to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just picks one and goes over to the counter. The salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and...
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