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Who said that men have no logic
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LOGIC 101 . Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !) Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you...
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JayDee
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HIT MAN;
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Hitman Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up". Sure, they said, youre welcome. So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the compan...
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justcruisin01
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Mum Knows Best
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A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was.She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.... Over the course of the evening, while...
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copper1
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The Old Man
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Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student say...
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spida
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THE POWER AND MIND OF WOMAN
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A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had jus...
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sarg
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HAVE YOU EVER
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She greeted him at the door dressed only in her "special occasion" bra and panties: "Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife. "No," said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out...
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sarg
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Love in a cardboard box
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HOOK
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DRINK DRIVING
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As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years. A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends at the Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine. Knowing ful...
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sarg
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RETIREMENT
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----- Someone asked me what I do since I have retired.... Do I have a job? I replied, I am my wife's sexual adviser." Somewhat shocked, they said, "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?" "Very simple. My wife told me that when she wants my f -----g advice, she'll ask me f...
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sarg
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Seeing is Believing
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GaryKelly
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Interesting!
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Seen on the rear of a truck recently, Camouflage condoms: They'll never see you coming.
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Magnarc
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Definitions
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Should be in the dictionary as stated ..... These fit so well they should be in a dictionary. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends And is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and when they are d...
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Hoodathunkit
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THE WOODEN BALL.
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An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut,But he tells the barber he probably can't get all of his whiskers offbecause his cheeks are wrinkled from age.The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tellshim to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.When he's...
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POOR CHARLIE
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Poor Charlie. We lost him last week. Charlie had a bad stutter but a shrink explained to him that if he changed his lifestyle and ensured that he maintained a calm demeanour through everything he did, his stuttering would reduce, perhaps even go. Charlie had paid a lot of money to get the advice, so he to...
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Chazza
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TRICK CYCLISTS...
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Two psychiatrists meet in the street. One says to the other, "You're well, how am I...?"
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Chazza
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The biter bit?
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A devout middle eastern gentleman entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because, as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to the music because, in the time of the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of...
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Magnarc
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dorothy dix
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Dear Dorothy Dix My partner has a long record of money problems. She runs up hugecredit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off,she shouts at me, saying I am stealing her money. She says pay the minimumand let the next lot worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keepup wit...
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dazren
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DONT COUGH
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A chemist walks back into his shop after a short break and sees a man leaning against the wall. "What's wrong with him?" he asks his assistant "He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives" replied the assistant. "You f---...
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GOLF WITH STEVIE WONDER
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Tiger Woods & Stevie Wonder are in a bar... Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How's the singing career going?" Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?" Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that fixed, now.&qu...
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sarg
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Test your IG.
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To keep "aging" grey cells active!Something for seniors to do to keep those "aging" grey cells active! 1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May ...What was the third child's name? 2. There is a clerk at the butcher...
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