Just Joking

jimbo · jimbo

A refuse collector in Cairns , Australia , is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the f...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Coles. The husband picks up a case of Tooheys New and puts it in their trolley. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $40 for 24 cans' he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shop...

tcp99 · tcp99

tcp99 · tcp99

tcp99 · tcp99

_wombat_ · _wombat_

I was visiting my daughter and son-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my i-Pad.' I can tell you, that bloody fly never knew what hit it...

gerard gue · gerard gue

Makes you think - AUSTRALIAN IDIOT SIGHTINGS. IDIOT SIGHTING 1: I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 note. ...

jimbo · jimbo

Time Machine Barak Obama and Julia Gillard are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. Barak goes first. "What will the USA be like in 100 years time?" The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a...

petengail · petengail

http://www.thetruthguide.com/funnycaravans.html

HOOK · HOOK

New paint job thanks to Rudd & Gillard

rockylizard · rockylizard

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

- A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, rig...

Baz421 · Baz421

This website has a bike you can play with - scroll down and click on purple screen after you open the website. It will drive you nuts. Hit refresh if you freeze it after you crash. http://www.batteryguru.com.au/32.html

tcp99 · tcp99

Brenda and Alan · Brenda and Alan

(Hope this hasn't already been on the forum.) It's good to be a woman because: 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3. Taxis stop for us. 4. We don 't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever r...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

I have a little Satnav It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend It tells you where you are I have a little Satnav I've had it all my life Its better than the normal ones My Satnav is my wife It gives me full instructions Especially how to drive "It's thirty miles an hour", it says &quo...

jules47 · jules47

25% of the women in Australia are on medication for mental illness. That's scary! It means 75% are running around untreated.

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see.Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one. Traffic Cop: Don't have one?...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Cowboy7307 · Cowboy7307

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married,she was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room, she invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea As he sat facing her o...

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	Rubbish Bin (Preview) A refuse collector in Cairns , Australia , is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the f...	jimbo	2	985	11:20 AM Nov 14, 2012 by Recoup
	HALF PRICE; (Preview) A husband and wife are shopping in their local Coles. The husband picks up a case of Tooheys New and puts it in their trolley. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $40 for 24 cans' he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shop...	justcruisin01	2	877	01:54 PM Nov 13, 2012 by Zoomtopz
	When God Made Terry (Preview)	tcp99	0	866	05:42 AM Nov 13, 2012 by tcp99
	What the Tags on Clothing are for (Preview)	tcp99	0	811	05:30 AM Nov 13, 2012 by tcp99
	Breast Cancer T Shirt (Preview)	tcp99	0	784	05:28 AM Nov 13, 2012 by tcp99
	iPad (Preview) I was visiting my daughter and son-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my i-Pad.' I can tell you, that bloody fly never knew what hit it...	_wombat_	1	727	06:02 AM Nov 13, 2012 by jules47
	could live in your street! (Preview) Makes you think - AUSTRALIAN IDIOT SIGHTINGS. IDIOT SIGHTING 1: I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 note. ...	gerard gue	2	815	05:18 AM Nov 13, 2012 by tcp99
	Time Machine (Preview) Time Machine Barak Obama and Julia Gillard are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. Barak goes first. "What will the USA be like in 100 years time?" The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a...	jimbo	11	940	04:54 AM Nov 11, 2012 by jules47
	Some funny caravan pictures I sw\tumbled on (Preview) http://www.thetruthguide.com/funnycaravans.html	petengail	1	1848	03:49 AM Nov 11, 2012 by jimbo
	Navy Boat new paint job. (Preview) New paint job thanks to Rudd & Gillard	HOOK	1	890	08:12 PM Nov 10, 2012 by Pinto
	Kiwi (Preview)	rockylizard	1	742	11:44 AM Nov 10, 2012 by Pinto
	JUST BLOND; (Preview) - A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, rig...	justcruisin01	2	783	07:22 PM Nov 10, 2012 by Pinto
	THIS WILL DRIVE YOU CRAZY (Preview) This website has a bike you can play with - scroll down and click on purple screen after you open the website. It will drive you nuts. Hit refresh if you freeze it after you crash. http://www.batteryguru.com.au/32.html	Baz421	0	800	06:39 AM Nov 10, 2012 by Baz421
	Food For THought (Preview)	tcp99	2	848	06:26 PM Nov 9, 2012 by jules47
	It's Good To Be A Woman (Preview) (Hope this hasn't already been on the forum.) It's good to be a woman because: 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3. Taxis stop for us. 4. We don 't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever r...	Brenda and Alan	0	688	10:42 PM Nov 8, 2012 by Brenda and Alan
	SATNAV; (Preview) I have a little Satnav It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend It tells you where you are I have a little Satnav I've had it all my life Its better than the normal ones My Satnav is my wife It gives me full instructions Especially how to drive "It's thirty miles an hour", it says &quo...	justcruisin01	1	682	05:32 AM Nov 9, 2012 by the rocket
	Medication (Preview) 25% of the women in Australia are on medication for mental illness. That's scary! It means 75% are running around untreated.	jules47	1	739	05:31 AM Nov 9, 2012 by the rocket
	SENIOUR WOMAN (Preview) A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see.Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one. Traffic Cop: Don't have one?...	justcruisin01	2	953	05:30 AM Nov 9, 2012 by the rocket
	Giving blood (Preview)	rockylizard	1	745	05:28 AM Nov 9, 2012 by the rocket
	better than a flu shot (Preview) Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married,she was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room, she invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea As he sat facing her o...	Cowboy7307	1	833	05:26 AM Nov 9, 2012 by the rocket
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