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50 Shades of Grey - by Pam Ayres
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By Pam Ayres......... So get the right rhythm. FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view)The missus bought a Paperback,Down Shepton Mallet way,I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it,And at ten I went to bed.An hour later she appe...
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Zen teachings.
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1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone. 2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any. 3. No one is listening until you fart. 4. Alway...
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Maths Quiz
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Subject: MATH QUIZ: Reveals your favourite movieTHIS IS TRULY AMAZING - AND WORTH THE EFFORT. MATH QUIZ: Reveals your favourite movie!! I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my numerical capabilities. Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough it IS my ver...
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OLD WAY OF HOW TO GOOGLE
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-- Edited by 2foot6 on Friday 17th of May 2013 03:46:00 PM
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HOW TRUE IS THIS
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5 star chinese hotel.
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Brochure circulated by a 5-Star Chinese Hotel Getting There: Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The mana...
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Zoomtopz
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Blonde Job Applicants
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Three blondes were all applying for the last available position to enter the Police Acadamy. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?" The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a fol...
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Hurls
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One for golfers
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At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Señor Bob? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Señor Bob, that your parrot, he is dead." "My parrot? Dead? T...
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tonyd
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Government Under Threat, Please Help
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A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Canberra. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the car window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped the entire Lower House and Senate at Parliament House, and t...
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Not a joke, but worth watching.
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Subject: FW: Judge Jeanine to the mother of the Tsarnaev brothers Wow ! Why she doesn't she tell us how she REALLY feels ! This woman speaks the truth and most of the Western World would agree with her. BUT who among us in Australia at the elected level would be brave enough to deliver a similar tira...
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DUI ;
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Two indigenous Australians were driving their well used and abused old EH Holden wagon in the outback recently, when off in the distance they saw a police "booze bus". Rather than trying to avoid it, the driver headed straight for it. As they pulled up, the driver wound his window down and...
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SENIOR BANKING
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You'll love this one! Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calcula...
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whats in a name;
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In pharmacology, all drugs have two names,A trade name & a generic name. For example, the trade name of penadole also has a generic name of paracetamol. Amoxil is also Amoxicillin & nurofen is Ibufrofin. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After carefull consideration by...
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THE ELDERLY IRISH VIRGIN;
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The Elderly Irish Virgin!!! In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when she dies, she went to the town's undertaker (who also happened to be th...
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Just Joking
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Now on sale at IKEA - LESBIAN beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it's all tongue and groove... A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol; police say it's definitely race related... Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8....
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What now?
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A bit of a dilemma here, I'd say...
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GOD IS GOOD (a womans view)
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Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished! It turns out that Dave had read an article that said, 'Wives who w...
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sarg
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HITCH HICKERS;
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HITCH HIKERS ON THE NULLABOR Two Aboriginals were riding along the highway on a motorbike. They broke down and started trying to hitch a lift. A friendly trucker (Wilko) stopped to see if he could help and they asked him for a lift. He told them he had no room in the rig because he was carrying 20,000 law...
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PASSION!
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Fred and Fiona were making passionate love in Fred's Transit panel van when suddenly Fiona (being a bit on the kinky side) yells out: "Oh fat boy, whip me, whip me!"Fred, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration...
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EXPLANATION!
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A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce ri...
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