Just Joking

Hurls · Hurls

Defence Attorney: Will you please state your age? Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the...

Hurls · Hurls

Kim Jung Un Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general.This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership.He hadn't even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team, o...

sarg · sarg

Grandma's boyfriend A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?' Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I ca...

astroid60 · astroid60

Gillard was asleep in her house and awoke to see Menzies' ghost. She asked, "Bob, how can I make this country better?" Sir Robert said, "Love the Japanese steel producers like I did." Gillard went back to sleep, this time she woke to an image of John Howard at the end of her bed. She...

Dunmowin · Dunmowin

Young people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes: * ATD- At the Doctor's * BFF - Best Friends Funeral * BTW- Bring the Wheelchair * BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth * CBM- Covered by Medicare * CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center * DWI- Driving While Incontinent * FWIW - Forgot Where I Was * GGP...

GaryKelly · GaryKelly

Bluey and Curley in New Guinea...

jimbo · jimbo

This is the best example for paying attention that I have ever heard. First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by tel...

GaryKelly · GaryKelly

EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER: Number 8 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 6 Men h...

kandagal · kandagal

A US Govt. official was talking to an old Indian, Two Eagles. He said,"You've been around a long time, Two Eagles, seen a lot of changes white man have done, all his new technology etc. Where do you think he went wrong?" Two Eagles thought a bit & then replied,"White man came to ou...

Baz421 · Baz421

In 4 days my follow up rude joke has 253 hits. Hoodathunkit's original rudy joke comes second and third is my test yourself joke and/or drive yourself to despair. So rudy titles wins followed by people wanting to drive themselves to despair runs a close third. Good experiment. Does s*x sell??????

GaryKelly · GaryKelly

What deep thinkers men are...I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the...

GaryKelly · GaryKelly

Class distinction...

Duh · Duh

British humour *The train was quite crowded and a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, But the only seat left was taken by a poodle belonging toa well dressed, middle-aged, French woman. The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and s...

Baz421 · Baz421

Gotcha,,, the joke is on you for looking for something a bit rude,,lol. I noticed the joke with most reads on the whole jokes page was the one that Hoodathunkit posted that "was a bit rude". Can you tell I'm abit bored tonight, and going for the most reads of a joke in the next 7 days???????? See...

Rip and Rosie · Rip and Rosie

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the...

spida · spida

The reason there are so many Irish jokes is because the Irish have a quaint way with words. Like the Irish patient who hobbled into the Surgery waiting room. "I hope to God the doctor finds something wrong with me because I'd hate to feel like this if I was well!" Murphy dropped dead the mom...

Rip and Rosie · Rip and Rosie

What Women Want in a Man When they first start dating 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. Imaginative, romantic lover What Women Want in a Man When they a...

Hurls · Hurls

MONDAYThe mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very wilful and any attempt to stop the girl would p...

Hurls · Hurls

This is such a heart warming story Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a Royal Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After take-off the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when th...

Baz421 · Baz421

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Little Old Lady in Court (Preview) Defence Attorney: Will you please state your age? Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the...	Hurls	0	689	11:32 PM May 1, 2013 by Hurls
	Beloved Leader (Preview) Kim Jung Un Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general.This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership.He hadn't even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team, o...	Hurls	2	689	11:07 PM May 1, 2013 by GaryKelly
	GRANDMA'S BOYFRIEND. (Preview) Grandma's boyfriend A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?' Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I ca...	sarg	3	783	09:16 PM Apr 30, 2013 by 2weis
	Improvement (Preview) Gillard was asleep in her house and awoke to see Menzies' ghost. She asked, "Bob, how can I make this country better?" Sir Robert said, "Love the Japanese steel producers like I did." Gillard went back to sleep, this time she woke to an image of John Howard at the end of her bed. She...	astroid60	0	613	12:58 AM Apr 30, 2013 by astroid60
	Seniors texting short cuts (Preview) Young people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes: * ATD- At the Doctor's * BFF - Best Friends Funeral * BTW- Bring the Wheelchair * BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth * CBM- Covered by Medicare * CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center * DWI- Driving While Incontinent * FWIW - *Forgot Where I Was GGP...**	Dunmowin	1	815	05:51 AM Apr 30, 2013 by gordon_adl
	Bluey and Curley (Preview) Bluey and Curley in New Guinea...	GaryKelly	1	1024	04:08 AM Apr 29, 2013 by jules47
	Vet lesson! (Preview) This is the best example for paying attention that I have ever heard. First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by tel...	jimbo	0	752	09:24 PM Apr 26, 2013 by jimbo
	Eight Thoughts to Ponder (Preview) EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER: Number 8 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 6 Men h...	GaryKelly	0	725	08:48 PM Apr 26, 2013 by GaryKelly
	Where white man went wrong (Preview) A US Govt. official was talking to an old Indian, Two Eagles. He said,"You've been around a long time, Two Eagles, seen a lot of changes white man have done, all his new technology etc. Where do you think he went wrong?" Two Eagles thought a bit & then replied,"White man came to ou...	kandagal	1	894	03:27 AM Apr 26, 2013 by pauline
	OK RUDE WINS (Preview) In 4 days my follow up rude joke has 253 hits. Hoodathunkit's original rudy joke comes second and third is my test yourself joke and/or drive yourself to despair. So rudy titles wins followed by people wanting to drive themselves to despair runs a close third. Good experiment. Does s*x sell??????	Baz421	2	892	03:14 PM Apr 25, 2013 by GaryKelly
	What Deep Thinkers Men Are... (Preview) What deep thinkers men are...I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the...	GaryKelly	2	1015	03:11 PM Apr 25, 2013 by GaryKelly
	Class Distinction (Preview) Class distinction...	GaryKelly	0	779	04:27 PM Apr 24, 2013 by GaryKelly
	British Humour (Preview) British humour *The train was quite crowded and a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, But the only seat left was taken by a poodle belonging toa well dressed, middle-aged, French woman. The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and s...	Duh	1	859	10:55 PM Apr 23, 2013 by GaryKelly
	A BIT BORED SO HERE GOES ANOTHER ---- WARNING WARNING - A BIT RUDE THE FOLLOW UP (Preview) Gotcha,,, the joke is on you for looking for something a bit rude,,lol. I noticed the joke with most reads on the whole jokes page was the one that Hoodathunkit posted that "was a bit rude". Can you tell I'm abit bored tonight, and going for the most reads of a joke in the next 7 days???????? See...	Baz421	8	1109	08:52 PM Apr 23, 2013 by sarg
	Crying Husband (Preview) A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the...	Rip and Rosie	1	926	01:16 AM Apr 22, 2013 by GaryKelly
	"To be sure, it's Irish" (Preview) The reason there are so many Irish jokes is because the Irish have a quaint way with words. Like the Irish patient who hobbled into the Surgery waiting room. "I hope to God the doctor finds something wrong with me because I'd hate to feel like this if I was well!" Murphy dropped dead the mom...	spida	1	979	01:09 AM Apr 22, 2013 by GaryKelly
	What Women Want (Preview) What Women Want in a Man When they first start dating 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. Imaginative, romantic lover What Women Want in a Man When they a...	Rip and Rosie	0	861	04:37 PM Apr 21, 2013 by Rip and Rosie
	Adult Humour (Preview) MONDAYThe mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very wilful and any attempt to stop the girl would p...	Hurls	0	989	11:23 PM Apr 20, 2013 by Hurls
	The Aisle Seat (Preview) This is such a heart warming story Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a Royal Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After take-off the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when th...	Hurls	0	763	11:21 PM Apr 20, 2013 by Hurls
	HORMONE GUIDE FOR REAL BLOKES (Preview)	Baz421	0	694	11:18 PM Apr 20, 2013 by Baz421
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