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The Alice
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I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car in Sydney that read - 'I miss Alice Springs'. So I broke the windows, took the wireless and left half a dozen empty VB tinnies on the front seat with note that read, 'I hope this helps.'
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Tea
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A man goes for a job on a building site. The foreman says, "Can you brew tea?" The man nods. "Good" says the foreman. "Can you drive a fork lift?" "Why?" says the man. "How big is the teapot?"
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Paddy
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Paddy walked into his local pub and said "free drinks all round, my wife just gave birth to our first - a baby boy!" "Congratulations" cried the mates in the bar "what have you called him, and what did he weigh?" "Well, we named him Patrick, after meself, and he we...
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A DIFFERENT WAY OF LOOKING AT THINGS;
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DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values. Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?' _________________________________________...
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Gay Flight Attendent...
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THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT Qantas ? THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT (This one is too funny to not forward.) My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishi...
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Chinese Hurrymoonnnn!!
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A young Chinese couple get married....... She's a virgin & they are both waiters ...Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets, as her husband undresses in the darkness.He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reass...
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Chinese divorce
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young chinese couple get divorced She went back to Peeking , and we went back to wanking
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Subject: Dynamite...
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A body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, 'What a great chest you have. He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.' He takes off his pants and the blonde says, 'What massive calves you have.' The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.' He then removes his underwe...
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Financial Planning
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Fred was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he...
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at the vet
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The scene. A row of dog cages. In one cage is an American pit bull. Next to it is a German shepard. The shepard turns to the pit bull. "Unt vot are you in ziss place for my American friend!" The pit bull looks up at the other dog. "Oh, hi Fritz. Well I've been with this family for nearly three y...
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Snotty Receptionist
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Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted. The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the reception...
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6 Hours !!!
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Six Hours! The Jewish man said, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end!" The Frenchman boasted, "Last week my wife & I had sex, I rubbed her body all ov...
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The Defective Parrot
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The Defective Parrot. A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?' The parrot says, 'I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot.' 'Holy crap,' the guy replies. 'You actu...
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Spanish Teacher
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A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the ans...
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Banned!!!!!
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RETIRED HUSBAND After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the followi...
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Hooker
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Confessions of a hooker A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversarywhen the wife says, 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession: Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.' The husband ponders for a...
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Calling in Sick...
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Cat Lover or Not, this is Hysterical !!! We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimat...
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Wonder Boy
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to John A man in London walked into the produce section of his local Tesco supermarket and asked to buy half a head of cabbage. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter. Walki...
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Health and safety course at the Senior Citizens Centre
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Gladys failed a Health and Safety course at the Local Senior Centre today. One of the questions was: "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?" "F*&^ing' big ones," was apparently, not the right answer.
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Died of Shame..so cute " Out of the mouths of babes"
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Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school. She had just had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks;" How did it go?" "I died of shame!" She answers! Why? Her Mother asked. Annie said, Koos from down the road, says that the stork brings babie...
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