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NORMA;
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>> >> HOW IS NORMA? >> >>> >> A sweet grandmother >> telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, >> "Is it possible to speak to someone >> who can tell me how a patient is doing?" >> >> The operator said, >&...
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Sensitivity?
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Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower:Mongrel, Coot and Bluey . As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly... As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife.' Mongrel says...
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Peterpan
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Three Women
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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and...
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van ideas
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Recoup
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Rubbish Bin
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A refuse collector in Cairns , Australia , is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the f...
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HALF PRICE;
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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Coles. The husband picks up a case of Tooheys New and puts it in their trolley. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $40 for 24 cans' he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shop...
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When God Made Terry
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tcp99
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What the Tags on Clothing are for
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tcp99
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Breast Cancer T Shirt
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tcp99
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iPad
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I was visiting my daughter and son-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my i-Pad.' I can tell you, that bloody fly never knew what hit it...
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could live in your street!
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Makes you think - AUSTRALIAN IDIOT SIGHTINGS. IDIOT SIGHTING 1: I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 note. ...
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Time Machine
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Time Machine Barak Obama and Julia Gillard are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. Barak goes first. "What will the USA be like in 100 years time?" The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a...
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Some funny caravan pictures I sw\tumbled on
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http://www.thetruthguide.com/funnycaravans.html
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petengail
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Navy Boat new paint job.
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New paint job thanks to Rudd & Gillard
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HOOK
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Kiwi
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JUST BLOND;
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- A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, rig...
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THIS WILL DRIVE YOU CRAZY
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This website has a bike you can play with - scroll down and click on purple screen after you open the website. It will drive you nuts. Hit refresh if you freeze it after you crash. http://www.batteryguru.com.au/32.html
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Food For THought
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tcp99
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It's Good To Be A Woman
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(Hope this hasn't already been on the forum.) It's good to be a woman because: 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3. Taxis stop for us. 4. We don 't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever r...
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Brenda and Alan
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SATNAV;
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I have a little Satnav It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend It tells you where you are I have a little Satnav I've had it all my life Its better than the normal ones My Satnav is my wife It gives me full instructions Especially how to drive "It's thirty miles an hour", it says &quo...
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