Just Joking

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

JENNY CRAIG ~ FOR MEN A guy calls the company and orders their 5 day - 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babefrom J.C. Dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. The sign reads, '...

HOOK · HOOK

Irish Jokes. A bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy, "Do you want the winner of the next race?" Paddy replies "No tanks, I've only got a small garden." Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and decided to take them to the police station. Mick "What if one explodes before we g...

HOOK · HOOK

jules47 · jules47

Probably been seen by many - but here it is again - an oldie but a goodie There was movement at the station, so wrote a famous man But how did the Banjo know this? P'haps he towed a caravan. Perhaps Banjo had been woken, in a van park from his sleep Some two hours before the sunrise, by strange noises from...

jules47 · jules47

Nearly wet myself reading this one This is an actual review on amazon.co.UK for Veet Hair Removal for Men... A. Chappell This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml (Personal Care) After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decidedon this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one - and I can't wait! --------------------------...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Irish Fire Insurance A man and his wife moved back home to Cork , from London. The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Britain was £2000.00 a year! When they arrived in Cork , they went to an Insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg. The agent looked it up on the computer and...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:1. Have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans up and has a job.2. Have a woman who can make you laugh.3. Have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.4. Have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you. 5. And most important, ensure that these fo...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Paddy tells Mick he's thinking of buying a Labrador. F**k off says Mick, "have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

Tony and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they carefully watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to Yvonne's insistence on healthy foods and exercise fo...

sucastja · sucastja

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:"Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************************** At a Proctolog...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Shot my first turkey yesterday. Scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food section.

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested. Both said they were v...

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.As he was walking away, I called af...

ozi2 · ozi2

As I stood in line at Centrelink thinking up reasons why I couldnt work a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, sweat and Lynx Africa. I turned and there he was, Dwayne, with his pants half way down his arse, our eyes met and even though he only had one tattoo I yearned for hi...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand... Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drun...

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

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Hylda&Jon · Hylda&Jon

Spook · Spook

ya think?

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	JENNY CRAIG ~ FOR MEN (Preview) JENNY CRAIG ~ FOR MEN A guy calls the company and orders their 5 day - 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babefrom J.C. Dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. The sign reads, '...	Hoodathunkit	0	964	06:15 PM Sep 10, 2012 by Hoodathunkit
	Irish Jokes (Preview) Irish Jokes. A bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy, "Do you want the winner of the next race?" Paddy replies "No tanks, I've only got a small garden." Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and decided to take them to the police station. Mick "What if one explodes before we g...	HOOK	0	745	04:23 PM Sep 9, 2012 by HOOK
	Proof of Global Warming (Preview)	HOOK	2	633	04:25 PM Sep 9, 2012 by HOOK
	The caravanners lament!! (Preview) Probably been seen by many - but here it is again - an oldie but a goodie There was movement at the station, so wrote a famous man But how did the Banjo know this? P'haps he towed a caravan. Perhaps Banjo had been woken, in a van park from his sleep Some two hours before the sunrise, by strange noises from...	jules47	0	1666	10:16 PM Sep 8, 2012 by jules47
	VEET Hair Removal for Men (Preview) Nearly wet myself reading this one This is an actual review on amazon.co.UK for Veet Hair Removal for Men... A. Chappell This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml (Personal Care) After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and...	jules47	3	2080	10:17 PM Sep 8, 2012 by jules47
	Dear God (Preview)	rockylizard	0	807	02:24 AM Sep 8, 2012 by rockylizard
	Sue’s DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP (Preview) DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decidedon this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one - and I can't wait! --------------------------...	Hoodathunkit	2	1024	08:17 PM Sep 5, 2012 by kandagal
	IRISH INSURANCE; (Preview) Irish Fire Insurance A man and his wife moved back home to Cork , from London. The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Britain was £2000.00 a year! When they arrived in Cork , they went to an Insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg. The agent looked it up on the computer and...	justcruisin01	0	894	04:38 AM Sep 5, 2012 by justcruisin01
	FIVE RULES; (Preview) FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:1. Have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans up and has a job.2. Have a woman who can make you laugh.3. Have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.4. Have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you. 5. And most important, ensure that these fo...	justcruisin01	0	875	04:37 AM Sep 5, 2012 by justcruisin01
	Paddy (Preview) Paddy tells Mick he's thinking of buying a Labrador. F**k off says Mick, "have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"	rockylizard	0	912	02:42 AM Sep 4, 2012 by rockylizard
	The Good Life (Preview) Tony and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they carefully watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to Yvonne's insistence on healthy foods and exercise fo...	Hoodathunkit	2	1086	10:41 PM Sep 2, 2012 by Pam
	Signs on Doors (Preview) Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:"Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************ In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ********************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************************ At a Proctolog...	sucastja	0	993	02:50 PM Sep 1, 2012 by sucastja
	Turkey (Preview) Shot my first turkey yesterday. Scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food section.	rockylizard	0	1021	02:37 AM Sep 1, 2012 by rockylizard
	Birth & Pain (Preview) A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested. Both said they were v...	Hoodathunkit	0	870	06:58 PM Aug 31, 2012 by Hoodathunkit
	Smart kid Eric... (Preview) As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.As he was walking away, I called af...	Hoodathunkit	0	796	06:55 PM Aug 31, 2012 by Hoodathunkit
	50 shades of Frankston. (Preview) As I stood in line at Centrelink thinking up reasons why I couldnt work a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, sweat and Lynx Africa. I turned and there he was, Dwayne, with his pants half way down his arse, our eyes met and even though he only had one tattoo I yearned for hi...	ozi2	2	1923	02:30 AM Aug 31, 2012 by jules47
	THE GAY COWBOY; (Preview) A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand... Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drun...	justcruisin01	2	914	04:53 PM Aug 30, 2012 by ozi2
	I had a busy day today !!! (Preview) zzz	Big Gorilla	0	787	10:51 PM Aug 29, 2012 by Big Gorilla
	Washing the cat (Preview)	Hylda&Jon	1	668	01:43 AM Aug 27, 2012 by HOOK
	Me a dog person?......Ya think? (Preview) ya think?	Spook	1	861	05:54 PM Aug 26, 2012 by Hylda&Jon
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