Just Joking

hokianga · hokianga

Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?" The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?"

GaryKelly · GaryKelly

X Rated Rabbit.

Pinto · Pinto

Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said Little Johnny. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goe...

Recoup · Recoup

Bob a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower shows up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyones's socks off with her youthful looks and charm. She hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His mates at the cl...

barina · barina

Always good to see that authorities are on the lookup for the sly use of inappropriate language! Only the Brits could get away with this. And the lovely lady is Minnie Driver. http://www.tvweek.com/viral-video/5/

Magnarc · Magnarc

Pat and Mick were walking down the village street when they met the priest. "Hello there boys", says the father. "Hello father" they reply. "Are you doing anythin today?" "No father" "I wonder if you could do a little job for me?" 'Sure we will...

vk6tnc · vk6tnc

My Bum Hurts......What ?

Plendo · Plendo

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise shipand orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says'I'm on this cruise to celebratemy 80th birthday and it's today.'The bartender says'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink.In fact, this one is on me.'As the woma...

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

spida · spida

Health Care The Australian Medical Association has weighed in on Prime Minister Julia Gillard's new health care proposals. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it...

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

I was sitting at the computer the other day & called out to my wife, "WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU LOVE!" SHE SHOUTED BACK "YOU ALREADY DO, YOU LAZY BASTARD!!

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

gerard gue · gerard gue

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, 'I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, He lets out this ear splitting yell.' 'My dear,' the shrink said, 'that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is..' 'The problem is,' she complained, 'it w...

jimbo · jimbo

During a lady's medical examination, the doctors says, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady starts taking off her clothes but is interrupted by the doctor. "No! No! Don't remove you...

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

The Facelift! A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday, she spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, I hope you dont mind me asking, but how old do you think I am? About 35, was the r...

Olley46 · Olley46

The American skyting about a strong man they have in America ,he said he can go into the corner of a paddock grab a strainer post in his left hand a strainer post in his right hand throw them up above his head crash them together poof sawdust,the Aussie said that's nothing we have a strong man here he can go i...

spida · spida

Did I read that sign right? In an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER....... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADD...

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

Wise Italian Grandfather Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family. An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me. "But gr...

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors and to all of you who will become seniors."WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!"The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to knowwhere her Sunday edition was."Madam," said the newspaper employee, "today is Sa...

spida · spida

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	cows (Preview) Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?" The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?"	hokianga	0	680	12:55 AM Apr 3, 2013 by hokianga
	X Rated Rabbit (Preview) X Rated Rabbit.	GaryKelly	1	825	07:51 PM Apr 1, 2013 by hokianga
	None for you.. (Preview) Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said Little Johnny. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goe...	Pinto	1	854	07:39 PM Apr 1, 2013 by GaryKelly
	Bob a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower (Preview) Bob a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower shows up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyones's socks off with her youthful looks and charm. She hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His mates at the cl...	Recoup	0	907	04:35 PM Mar 30, 2013 by Recoup
	rejected horse names (Preview) Always good to see that authorities are on the lookup for the sly use of inappropriate language! Only the Brits could get away with this. And the lovely lady is Minnie Driver. http://www.tvweek.com/viral-video/5/	barina	1	1033	02:41 AM Mar 30, 2013 by GaryKelly
	Best Irish joke I've heard. (Preview) Pat and Mick were walking down the village street when they met the priest. "Hello there boys", says the father. "Hello father" they reply. "Are you doing anythin today?" "No father" "I wonder if you could do a little job for me?" 'Sure we will...	Magnarc	0	968	01:08 PM Mar 29, 2013 by Magnarc
	The Joys of Easter (Preview) My Bum Hurts......What ?	vk6tnc	0	682	07:46 AM Mar 29, 2013 by vk6tnc
	Two Drops of Water. (Preview) A lady goes to the bar on a cruise shipand orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says'I'm on this cruise to celebratemy 80th birthday and it's today.'The bartender says'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink.In fact, this one is on me.'As the woma...	Plendo	0	738	05:51 AM Mar 29, 2013 by Plendo
	How to speak to a woman !!! (Preview)	Hoodathunkit	1	819	04:02 AM Mar 29, 2013 by GaryKelly
	Health care (Preview) Health Care The Australian Medical Association has weighed in on Prime Minister Julia Gillard's new health care proposals. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it...	spida	5	932	01:49 AM Mar 29, 2013 by pauline
	My Final Will !!! (Preview) I was sitting at the computer the other day & called out to my wife, "WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU LOVE!" SHE SHOUTED BACK "YOU ALREADY DO, YOU LAZY BASTARD!!	Hoodathunkit	2	696	01:29 AM Mar 29, 2013 by Hoodathunkit
	Don't take life too seriously.... (Preview)	Big Gorilla	1	964	07:07 PM Mar 28, 2013 by jules47
	LOUD SEX (Preview) A wife went in to see a therapist and said, 'I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, He lets out this ear splitting yell.' 'My dear,' the shrink said, 'that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is..' 'The problem is,' she complained, 'it w...	gerard gue	1	836	07:05 PM Mar 28, 2013 by jules47
	Womens Medical (Preview) During a lady's medical examination, the doctors says, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady starts taking off her clothes but is interrupted by the doctor. "No! No! Don't remove you...	jimbo	1	704	08:39 AM Mar 28, 2013 by extreme potato
	The Facelift... (Preview) The Facelift! A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday, she spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, I hope you dont mind me asking, but how old do you think I am? About 35, was the r...	Hoodathunkit	1	787	10:22 PM Mar 27, 2013 by biggles
	American and Aussie (Preview) The American skyting about a strong man they have in America ,he said he can go into the corner of a paddock grab a strainer post in his left hand a strainer post in his right hand throw them up above his head crash them together poof sawdust,the Aussie said that's nothing we have a strong man here he can go i...	Olley46	0	649	04:33 AM Mar 27, 2013 by Olley46
	sign sense (Preview) Did I read that sign right? In an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER....... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADD...	spida	1	792	08:55 PM Mar 25, 2013 by jimbo
	Wise Italian Grandfather (Preview) Wise Italian Grandfather Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family. An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me. "But gr...	Hoodathunkit	0	825	11:27 PM Mar 24, 2013 by Hoodathunkit
	Where is my Sunday Paper ? (Preview) This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors and to all of you who will become seniors."WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!"The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to knowwhere her Sunday edition was."Madam," said the newspaper employee, "today is Sa...	Big Gorilla	0	868	04:54 PM Mar 23, 2013 by Big Gorilla
	nice try (Preview)	spida	0	780	04:37 PM Mar 23, 2013 by spida
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