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A DOCTORS REMEDY
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A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?" The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me." The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that....
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A SPAGHETTI LOVE STORY
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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. Furthermore, if she stayed in Ita...
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Sex On Mars
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The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Charlie asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings...
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Branch Management
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Results
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I...
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POOR PENSIONERS
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We Pensioners cannot afford to stay in expensive hotels any more... we are now forced to go camping! WE WISH
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MEALS ON WHEELS
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Be vewy, vewy quiet ..... I'm hunting meals-on-wheels! Shhhhhh!!" I hope he's not too crunchy.
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HOW SMART ARE YOU?
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UNDERSTAND EACH QUESTION PRIOR TO SELECTING YOUR RESPONSE.AND DON'T LAUGH AT BILL GATES AND HIS SCORE OF THREE JUST YET!! This one is fun!! Think carefully. You are going to hate yourself over this. It scores automatically, too. Take this advice.... think before you answer. Click here: How Sma...
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Brian
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A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian" Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian . He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed...
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The Monkeys
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When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face.
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Pilot v Engineers....
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****pit humour. Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a highschool diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those who fly routinely in their jobs.After every flight Qantas pilots fill out a form called a "gripe sheet,"which tells mechanics about problems with the aircra...
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COLIN
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COLIN THE ABORIGINE A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Colin, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood.. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time...
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Old Farmers Advice
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Old Farmer's Advice Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. Meannes...
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Test Results
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A woman in her fifties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care...
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Guts Or Balls
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We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: '...
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How to Clean House
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HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE 1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it "Housework." 3. Send it to the recycle bin. 4. Empty the recycle bin. 5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want To delete Housework permanently?" 6. Calmly answer, "Yes," and p...
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Sexy Frog
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A blonde goes into her local pet shop in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign on the box says: "Sex Frogs! Only £25 each! Comes with complete instructions." The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody is watching her. Certain t...
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Being Honest
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A fellow passed a house with a little red light burning in front, so he stepped inside. There was nothing in sight and nothing there but an empty bare hallway, with two doors reading, "Over 35" and "Under 35." He decided to be truthful and entered the door that said, "Over 35...
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FEMALE GOLFERS
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Female golfers A woman was out enjoying a round of golf with her girlfriends."Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time ! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband ! He'll be so hacked off if it's not ready on time."When she got home, she discovered all...
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whoddunnit
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Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel...
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