Just Joking

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie are talking about screams of passion. The Italian fellow said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her Body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes." The Frenchman said: "Last nig...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Testicle disorder A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"The doctor who was lead...

rtv47 · rtv47

What every PC owner should know.... We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by Well, how about some 'BUTT ICONS?' Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore as...

just dreaming · just dreaming

To the person who claims this caravan park, and showgrounds is not a very nice place. I do not agree with you. Yes, there were tents in the grounds when there was no where else for some flood victims to go. I do feel this is a very nice and friendly. Highly recommended with price and friendly. Cheers

sucastja · sucastja

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Daily Telegraph comes this story of a Sydney couple who drove their car to Westfield Blacktown, only to have their car break down in the car park. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixe...

sucastja · sucastja

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked...

sucastja · sucastja

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip-toe into th...

sucastja · sucastja

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "...

gerard gue · gerard gue

I'd met a sweet man and fell in love. When it becameapparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave upBaked Beans.Some months later, and as it happens on my birthday,my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in thecountryside..I had no choice but to call home and leave...

sucastja · sucastja

Julia Gillard was visiting a Sydney primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Ms Gillard if she would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'. So our illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'Tragedy' A li...

gerard gue · gerard gue

An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down, ro...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.' The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. 'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Paddy and...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?' 'I'm out of gas,' the man replied. The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and in...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

THE STORK The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. Little Gemma at the back of the class put her hand up and asks theteacher, are you sure abou...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Paddy guessed 8, and the p...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Never Argue with a Woman One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to rea...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and dr...

jimbo · jimbo

A man goes into a bookstore and asks the young lady assistant... "Do you have that new book out for men with short penises...... I can't remember the title?" She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." The man said, "that's the one, I'll take a copy."

bill12 · bill12

Here,s something I saw in The Australian. The Canadian eco minister has a candle lit diner with wife to celebrate Earth day, and was rudely interupted when he caught the pet cat on fire........., then refused to use an electric fan to get rid of the smell(after dousing the cat ), caught the curtain...

miroku12g · miroku12g

Paddy say's "hey Mick" I'm thinking of getting a Labrador, Mick said, bugger that Paddy have you seen how many of their owners go blind !!!!! The grim reaper come for me last night ! I beat him of with a vacuum cleaner, talk about "Dyson" with death

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	PASSION; (Preview) An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie are talking about screams of passion. The Italian fellow said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her Body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes." The Frenchman said: "Last nig...	justcruisin01	1	1129	05:05 PM Apr 15, 2012 by bronnie
	TESTICLE DISORDER (Preview) Testicle disorder A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"The doctor who was lead...	justcruisin01	1	1228	10:17 PM Apr 13, 2012 by Kaid
	What every PC owner should know.... (Preview) What every PC owner should know.... We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by Well, how about some 'BUTT ICONS?' Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore as...	rtv47	0	798	09:07 PM Apr 12, 2012 by rtv47
	Pomona Showgrounda & Caravan Park (Preview) To the person who claims this caravan park, and showgrounds is not a very nice place. I do not agree with you. Yes, there were tents in the grounds when there was no where else for some flood victims to go. I do feel this is a very nice and friendly. Highly recommended with price and friendly. Cheers	just dreaming	7	1534	03:29 AM Apr 12, 2012 by just dreaming
	Always wear undies (Preview) Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Daily Telegraph comes this story of a Sydney couple who drove their car to Westfield Blacktown, only to have their car break down in the car park. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixe...	sucastja	2	1119	03:38 PM Apr 10, 2012 by Evie n Rhys
	polish divorce (Preview) A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked...	sucastja	1	1004	02:50 PM Apr 10, 2012 by jimbo
	What would you do? (Preview) A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip-toe into th...	sucastja	0	907	12:05 AM Apr 10, 2012 by sucastja
	Old Lady (Preview) A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "...	sucastja	0	796	12:00 AM Apr 10, 2012 by sucastja
	BAKED BEANS - This is hilarious! (Preview) I'd met a sweet man and fell in love. When it becameapparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave upBaked Beans.Some months later, and as it happens on my birthday,my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in thecountryside..I had no choice but to call home and leave...	gerard gue	3	1227	02:34 AM Apr 10, 2012 by bronnie
	Tragedy (Preview) Julia Gillard was visiting a Sydney primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Ms Gillard if she would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'. So our illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'Tragedy' A li...	sucastja	1	1059	01:51 AM Apr 10, 2012 by lilly31
	IRISH BLONDE (Preview) An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down, ro...	gerard gue	1	957	04:50 AM Apr 8, 2012 by extreme potato
	TWO IRISH MEN; (Preview) Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.' The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. 'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Paddy and...	justcruisin01	2	1179	10:09 PM Apr 3, 2012 by peter and rose
	BP; (Preview) A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?' 'I'm out of gas,' the man replied. The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and in...	justcruisin01	0	1000	04:56 AM Apr 3, 2012 by justcruisin01
	THE STORK' (Preview) *THE STORK* The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. Little Gemma at the back of the class put her hand up and asks theteacher, are you sure abou...	justcruisin01	0	1040	04:48 AM Apr 3, 2012 by justcruisin01
	IRISH SERVO; (Preview) A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Paddy guessed 8, and the p...	justcruisin01	0	858	04:46 AM Apr 3, 2012 by justcruisin01
	NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN; (Preview) Never Argue with a Woman One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to rea...	justcruisin01	0	1019	04:45 AM Apr 3, 2012 by justcruisin01
	SIX AFFAIRS; (Preview) The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and dr...	justcruisin01	2	1080	03:53 AM Mar 30, 2012 by Travel Bug
	Shorty (Preview) A man goes into a bookstore and asks the young lady assistant... "Do you have that new book out for men with short penises...... I can't remember the title?" She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." The man said, "that's the one, I'll take a copy."	jimbo	0	703	02:45 AM Mar 28, 2012 by jimbo
	Earth Day. (Preview) Here,s something I saw in The Australian. The Canadian eco minister has a candle lit diner with wife to celebrate Earth day, and was rudely interupted when he caught the pet cat on fire........., then refused to use an electric fan to get rid of the smell(after dousing the cat ), caught the curtain...	bill12	0	784	03:36 PM Mar 27, 2012 by bill12
	Guide Dogs (Preview) Paddy say's "hey Mick" I'm thinking of getting a Labrador, Mick said, bugger that Paddy have you seen how many of their owners go blind !!!!! The grim reaper come for me last night ! I beat him of with a vacuum cleaner, talk about "Dyson" with death	miroku12g	0	809	01:56 AM Mar 23, 2012 by miroku12g
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