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Danger of using Ice
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I did not know this... When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure. When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure. When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems. When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems. Apparently, ice is really bad for you...
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The English Plural
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The English Plural According to .... We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes, But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes; One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose should never be meese; You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice, Yet the plural of house is houses, not...
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Does she really need instructions??
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-- Edited by jules47 on Thursday 2nd of February 2012 05:41:29 PM
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Racism
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HAVE NOT HEARD IT PUT BETTER!!!!!!!! A Paki's? son asks his dad, "Dad, what's democracy?" "Well, son, that's when whites work and we get all the benefits from it!" "But dad, aren't the white people pissed off about it?" "Sure they are son, but that's called '...
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EVER WONDER where we are headed...
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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why Doctors call what they do "practice"? Why you have to...
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BATTLE OF MINDS
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When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humour! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their h...
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thief
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You've no doubt heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few yearsago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture ofcoo...
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New Shop
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Smart Arse!!!! > > > > Two businessmen in Melbourne were sitting down for a > > break in their soon-to-be new shop... > > > > As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves > > set up. > > > > > > One said to the other, "I bet any minute no...
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HAD TO POST IT
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Got this while searching the net, but just had to post it
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OUTSOURCING
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A FASTER DOWNLOAD NEEDED;
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SQUARE TESTICALS;
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Square Testicles * * * * * * An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the clien...
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ONE GLASS!
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Apple i
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Apple does it again! Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music! The iT!t will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough because for generations women have been complaining about men stari...
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A few one-liners
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Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary. Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife, 43, who was looking for some hot action! So I sent her my ironing. That'll keep the lazy woman busy. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Ap...
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Stow high in transit
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When people ask what you learned today... Manure... An interesting fact... Manure : In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before the invention of commercial fertilizers, so large shipments of manure were quite common. It was shipped dry, because in...
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Aussie Bush Etiquette
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I know that Aussie Bush Etiquette is recognized throughout the civilized world but we all need to be reminded from time to time: In General: 1. Never take an open stubby to a job interview... 2. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them. 3. It's tacky to take an Esky to c...
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JACK & JILL;
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JACK AND JILL Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side 'When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn'...
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DATING;
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The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very wilful and any attempt to stop the girl would probabl...
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dog fart
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I don,t know if Cindy will let this go, But it made me laugh. Bill
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