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Art
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At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink Willie. The curator...
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for those of you in high office
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From the cartoon strip"wizard of id".
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Where and how yodelling began
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Have you ever wondered where and how yodelling began? Many years ago a man was travelling through the mountains of Switzerland Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that he could slee...
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Test for Dementia
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Test for Dementia Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? GO!!! (Scroll down) First Question: You are participating in a race. You...
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What is Celibacy ?
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What is Celibacy? Celibacy can either be a choice in life or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I listened tothe instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know thethings that are important to each other." He asked...
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NEW TEETH
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A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only 8minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only 10 minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes. The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit a...
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Patience
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Irish Confession
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'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my lastconfession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.' The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and saythree Hail Mary's.' Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered th...
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Gotcha!
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The mother-in-law comes home and finds her son-in-law furious and packing his suitcase. "What happened?""What happened? - I'll tell you what happenned! I sent an email to my wife saying that I was coming home from my trip today. I got home and guess what I found?... My wife, yes my Ra...
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Ethel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ethel Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined i...
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My Trip to the Grocery Store
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There was a bit of confusion at my grocery store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my goods, the cashier said, "Strip down - facing me." Making a mental note to complain to my local MP about Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking had final...
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Tetanus Shot!!
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This is for you old folks, anyone over 50 is eligible! An old man in his mid-seventies struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, 'Where are you going?' He replies, 'I'm going to the doctor.' She says, 'Why, are you sick?' ...
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barina
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Argument with the wife.
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Myself and the wife had a massive argument last night. At one point she was shouting at me ".......and you think you are so smart don't you? You think you know everything just because you read books and use long words. You have an answer for everyting don't you? You're nothing but a patronising kno...
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Controlling Your Temper !!!
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Big Gorilla
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My first time
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The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast I remember my fear My fast beating heart B...
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Pinto
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Collingwood M'Ship
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Did not get it all - heres the rest You know you're a Collingwood supporter when: 1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does. 2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. ...
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Well, I never!!!!
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A SMALL GLIMMER OF HOPE IN THE GLOOM ! 'Viagra' is now available in tea bags. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
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The dog
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A man walks into a pub where the only customer was another man sat at the bar with a dog beside him. " Does your dog bite? " asks the man " No" replied the seated man, so he reaches over and gently pats the dog on the head. Immediately the dog lunges forward and savages the mans hand .&qu...
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Horsey joke.
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Q:wanna hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in mud. Q:wanna hear a clean joke? a horse took a bath with bubbles. Q:wanna hear another dirty joke? bubbles was the horse next door ...
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Pinto
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Oh my.
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What has 104 teeth and holds back a monster ?? My Zipper !!!
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