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brilliant;
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. A Kiwi Muslim was caught having sex with a sheep today. He said it was islamb and he could do what he wanted with it.
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justcruisin01
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Brain #arts
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I hope this has copyed over all right. BRAIN FARTS : CLICK
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reglynn
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Now lots of us nomads like to spend a bit of time on the water
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS_ec1jYH-M
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petengail
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The Ugly Frog
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An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her. He whispered, 'I'M SO LONE...
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gerard gue
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Subject: Colonoscopy Journal.
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Subject: Colonoscopy Journal ABOUT THE WRITER Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humour columnist for the Miami Herald.Colonoscopy Journal: I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showe...
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valiant81
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politically incorrect
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The human body has 7 trillion nerves. My wife manages to get on every f----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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2weis
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When you want to use the F... word
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When you want to use the F Word...
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nomadic1
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Off Road Caravan Racing
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEwT7sHVB7s
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petengail
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MERRY CHRISTMAS
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To all the grey Nomads out there we wish you a very Mery Christmas and a wonderful New Year filled with lots of new adventures and safe travels wherever you may roam have a great one everone cheers Nordic the ''wandering wrinklies''
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Nordic
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OLD TIMERS BAR
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Old TimersBar Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Lucinda.They turned a corner and see a sign that says, 'Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents! They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room...
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sarg
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HEART SURGEON'S FUNERAL;
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One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his Coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red Roses. When the pastor finished the sermon and everyone said their Good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the Heart closed again. It was a...
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justcruisin01
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FLAT STOMACH
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A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.. The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?' The mother replies, 'Well, y...
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justcruisin01
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BLONDE IN CHURCH;
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An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to sta...
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justcruisin01
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Just give it a bit more power
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I may have posted this ages ago but I laugh every time I see it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgRzytxGV8I
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petengail
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If you go to YouTube and type in Camping Disasters
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This is what you get https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm7Ut89pOxg
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petengail
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KIWI CONDOMS;
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Condom factory burns down in New Zealand : The Prime Minister of New Zulland, is awoken at 4am by the telephone. Its the hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergincy!! I've jist received word thet the Durex factory en Aucklind hes burned to the ground. It is istimated...
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justcruisin01
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THEORETICALLY V REALISTICALLY;
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A small boy has a school homework question to answer, so he asks his father " Hey Dad, what's the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'?" His Dad thinks for a while and then says "Right-o son.....go and ask your mother if she'd sleep with David Beckham for a m...
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justcruisin01
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JUST FRED;
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A TrafficCop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the legal Speed limit and he asks the biker his name and licence. "Fred" he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred" the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the Biker...
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justcruisin01
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Call center conversations
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Actual call centre conversations !!!!! Customer: 'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'. Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'. Customer: 'It was on the door to the Travel Centre'. Operator: 'Sir, they are our opening hours'. ----...
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nomadic1
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I'm lucky cos I'm a bloke
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Men Are Just Happier People What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can w...
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