Just Joking

Bassett52 · Bassett52

An Irishman who was very much overweight, went to his doctor who suggested a diet as follows: 'I want you to eat regularly for two days then skip a day and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds. When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doct...

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

Technology has gone so far we no longer need doctors thank goodness. A doctor could not tell you this! One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mi...

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

It all makes sense now. Gay marriage & marijuana being legalized on the same day. Leviticus 20:13- "If a man lays with another man he should be stoned." We were just interpreting it wrong.

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

Subject: SCOTTISH GOLF CLUB MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf, so he puts his name down at the local club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down. So he goes down to the club to inquire why. Secr...

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

Drivers LicenseMy neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair "My goodness," he said with excitement, "...

Duh · Duh

Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Yuma , Arizona . They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents." They look at each other and then go in, thinking, This is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "...

Pete49 · Pete49

I dont normally post links as I find it irritating but this one is a laugh ...best of all nobody got hurt or used foul language probably laughing too hard http://www.flixxy.com/wedding-ceremony..htm Pete

Pinto · Pinto

Pinto · Pinto

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was a...

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

Deer · Deer

Warning about E-bay:If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully. Be careful what you purchase on eBay.A friend has just spent $100 on a penis enlarger. Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.The only instructions said, "Do not use in direct sunlight."

Bucko · Bucko

The paperback version of "understanding women" is now out.

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

REMEMBER TO WEAR A HELMET !!

barina · barina

RetirementThe longer you've been married, the funnier this becomes! An elderly married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's...

GaryKelly · GaryKelly

Bill12 has been reading my blog and spotted a piece about why men prefer guns to women. It was sent to me by an 87 y/o mate from North Carolina. Bill suggested I post it here. The list is in reverse order: #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #09 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're o...

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY... I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in.... I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?" The trainer looked me over and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby.&quo...

gerard gue · gerard gue

Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each b...

Beth54 · Beth54

A balding, white haired man from Chebacco Lake and Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. Th...

Landfall · Landfall

What goes from -100 in less than 4.5secs? My wifes bathroom scales. Ken

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	Irish Diet (Preview) An Irishman who was very much overweight, went to his doctor who suggested a diet as follows: 'I want you to eat regularly for two days then skip a day and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds. When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doct...	Bassett52	2	1015	03:58 AM Mar 8, 2013 by Kaid
	Aldi Doctor (Preview) Technology has gone so far we no longer need doctors thank goodness. A doctor could not tell you this! One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mi...	Hoodathunkit	0	839	06:14 PM Mar 7, 2013 by Hoodathunkit
	It all makes sense now. (Preview) It all makes sense now. Gay marriage & marijuana being legalized on the same day. Leviticus 20:13- "If a man lays with another man he should be stoned." We were just interpreting it wrong.	Hoodathunkit	0	702	06:06 PM Mar 7, 2013 by Hoodathunkit
	SCOTTISH GOLF CLUB MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION (Preview) Subject: SCOTTISH GOLF CLUB MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf, so he puts his name down at the local club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down. So he goes down to the club to inquire why. Secr...	Hoodathunkit	0	851	06:04 PM Mar 7, 2013 by Hoodathunkit
	Drivers License (Preview) Drivers LicenseMy neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair "My goodness," he said with excitement, "...	Hoodathunkit	0	911	05:49 PM Mar 7, 2013 by Hoodathunkit
	Old Timers Bar & 4 Old Guys (Preview) Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Yuma , Arizona . They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents." They look at each other and then go in, thinking, This is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "...	Duh	2	974	02:08 AM Mar 7, 2013 by Duh
	wedding (Preview) I dont normally post links as I find it irritating but this one is a laugh ...best of all nobody got hurt or used foul language probably laughing too hard http://www.flixxy.com/wedding-ceremony..htm Pete	Pete49	2	1337	06:03 AM Mar 5, 2013 by bronnie
	Physical exam 2 (Preview)	Pinto	0	785	08:53 PM Mar 3, 2013 by Pinto
	Physical exam (Preview) An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was a...	Pinto	0	729	07:22 PM Mar 3, 2013 by Pinto
	Aunty Acid... (Preview)	Big Gorilla	0	898	12:40 AM Mar 3, 2013 by Big Gorilla
	serious eBay warning (Preview) Warning about E-bay:If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully. Be careful what you purchase on eBay.A friend has just spent $100 on a penis enlarger. Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.The only instructions said, "Do not use in direct sunlight."	Deer	1	775	09:35 PM Mar 2, 2013 by GaryKelly
	Understanding women (Preview) The paperback version of "understanding women" is now out.	Bucko	4	899	05:29 AM Mar 2, 2013 by Bucko
	SECRET TO A LONG AND HAPPY MARRIAGE... (Preview)	Big Gorilla	0	761	08:42 PM Mar 1, 2013 by Big Gorilla
	As We Get Older !!! (Preview) REMEMBER TO WEAR A HELMET !!	Big Gorilla	1	830	11:11 PM Mar 1, 2013 by Pinto
	retirement (Preview) RetirementThe longer you've been married, the funnier this becomes! An elderly married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's...	barina	3	1061	11:09 PM Mar 1, 2013 by Pinto
	Bill12 made me do it (Preview) Bill12 has been reading my blog and spotted a piece about why men prefer guns to women. It was sent to me by an 87 y/o mate from North Carolina. Bill suggested I post it here. The list is in reverse order: #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #09 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're o...	GaryKelly	1	828	04:23 AM Feb 28, 2013 by spida
	ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY... (Preview) ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY... I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in.... I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?" The trainer looked me over and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby.&quo...	Big Gorilla	0	724	06:02 PM Feb 27, 2013 by Big Gorilla
	Old Butch - (Preview) Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each b...	gerard gue	2	1016	11:40 PM Feb 27, 2013 by GaryKelly
	The Ring (Preview) A balding, white haired man from Chebacco Lake and Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. Th...	Beth54	1	679	11:25 PM Feb 27, 2013 by GaryKelly
	Speed (Preview) What goes from -100 in less than 4.5secs? My wifes bathroom scales. Ken	Landfall	10	1183	03:45 AM Feb 26, 2013 by 2weis
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