Just Joking

gerard gue · gerard gue

A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Her mum replies 'No, because she is on heat.' 'What does that mean?' asked the child. 'Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage.' The little girl goes out to the garage and says, 'Dad, can I take Lulu for a w...

clazandaza · clazandaza

astroid60 · astroid60

Drugs in sport - an obvious playing with negative stereo-types about lawn bowls; and an obvious follow-on from drug issues in other Australian sports!! However I did grin at some statements. Hope this is not too offensive!! Lawn bowls is a hotbed of drug use, with sports scientists using all sorts o...

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

Please count the people below, wait for the picture to change then count them again. Count them and wait! Count them again after the picture has changed . This will drive you crazy! WHERE DOES THE EXTRA MAN COME FROM?

Duh · Duh

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

Somebody finally made an orthopedic bed just for MEN. No more snoring again - will be sleeping on stomach 99% of the time. Description: 0B2BFF9FC05D4C73977519304D39F502@bvo9a5d223b05e Can be ordered in three firmness levels..."saline, silicone or natural" - in sizes C - DDDD... An...

Bassett52 · Bassett52

An Irishman who was very much overweight, went to his doctor who suggested a diet as follows: 'I want you to eat regularly for two days then skip a day and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds. When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doct...

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

Technology has gone so far we no longer need doctors thank goodness. A doctor could not tell you this! One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mi...

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

It all makes sense now. Gay marriage & marijuana being legalized on the same day. Leviticus 20:13- "If a man lays with another man he should be stoned." We were just interpreting it wrong.

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

Subject: SCOTTISH GOLF CLUB MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf, so he puts his name down at the local club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down. So he goes down to the club to inquire why. Secr...

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

Drivers LicenseMy neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair "My goodness," he said with excitement, "...

Duh · Duh

Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Yuma , Arizona . They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents." They look at each other and then go in, thinking, This is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "...

Pete49 · Pete49

I dont normally post links as I find it irritating but this one is a laugh ...best of all nobody got hurt or used foul language probably laughing too hard http://www.flixxy.com/wedding-ceremony..htm Pete

Pinto · Pinto

Pinto · Pinto

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was a...

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

Deer · Deer

Warning about E-bay:If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully. Be careful what you purchase on eBay.A friend has just spent $100 on a penis enlarger. Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.The only instructions said, "Do not use in direct sunlight."

Bucko · Bucko

The paperback version of "understanding women" is now out.

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

REMEMBER TO WEAR A HELMET !!

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	on heat (Preview) A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Her mum replies 'No, because she is on heat.' 'What does that mean?' asked the child. 'Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage.' The little girl goes out to the garage and says, 'Dad, can I take Lulu for a w...	gerard gue	0	713	08:36 PM Mar 12, 2013 by gerard gue
	Great T shirt (Preview)	clazandaza	2	837	05:40 PM Mar 10, 2013 by GaryKelly
	Lawn Bowlers (Preview) Drugs in sport - an obvious playing with negative stereo-types about lawn bowls; and an obvious follow-on from drug issues in other Australian sports!! However I did grin at some statements. Hope this is not too offensive!! Lawn bowls is a hotbed of drug use, with sports scientists using all sorts o...	astroid60	2	1469	12:37 AM Mar 9, 2013 by Rip and Rosie
	This will drive you crazy (Preview) Please count the people below, wait for the picture to change then count them again. Count them and wait! Count them again after the picture has changed . This will drive you crazy! WHERE DOES THE EXTRA MAN COME FROM?	Hoodathunkit	5	1023	08:52 PM Mar 8, 2013 by mongrel
	What Do We Want !!! (Preview)	Duh	0	837	10:37 PM Mar 7, 2013 by Duh
	Mattress just for men (Preview) Somebody finally made an orthopedic bed just for MEN. No more snoring again - will be sleeping on stomach 99% of the time. Description: 0B2BFF9FC05D4C73977519304D39F502@bvo9a5d223b05e Can be ordered in three firmness levels..."saline, silicone or natural" - in sizes C - DDDD... An...	Hoodathunkit	2	1036	05:12 AM Mar 8, 2013 by Pete49
	Irish Diet (Preview) An Irishman who was very much overweight, went to his doctor who suggested a diet as follows: 'I want you to eat regularly for two days then skip a day and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds. When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doct...	Bassett52	2	1037	03:58 AM Mar 8, 2013 by Kaid
	Aldi Doctor (Preview) Technology has gone so far we no longer need doctors thank goodness. A doctor could not tell you this! One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mi...	Hoodathunkit	0	851	06:14 PM Mar 7, 2013 by Hoodathunkit
	It all makes sense now. (Preview) It all makes sense now. Gay marriage & marijuana being legalized on the same day. Leviticus 20:13- "If a man lays with another man he should be stoned." We were just interpreting it wrong.	Hoodathunkit	0	725	06:06 PM Mar 7, 2013 by Hoodathunkit
	SCOTTISH GOLF CLUB MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION (Preview) Subject: SCOTTISH GOLF CLUB MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf, so he puts his name down at the local club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down. So he goes down to the club to inquire why. Secr...	Hoodathunkit	0	864	06:04 PM Mar 7, 2013 by Hoodathunkit
	Drivers License (Preview) Drivers LicenseMy neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair "My goodness," he said with excitement, "...	Hoodathunkit	0	932	05:49 PM Mar 7, 2013 by Hoodathunkit
	Old Timers Bar & 4 Old Guys (Preview) Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Yuma , Arizona . They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents." They look at each other and then go in, thinking, This is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "...	Duh	2	987	02:08 AM Mar 7, 2013 by Duh
	wedding (Preview) I dont normally post links as I find it irritating but this one is a laugh ...best of all nobody got hurt or used foul language probably laughing too hard http://www.flixxy.com/wedding-ceremony..htm Pete	Pete49	2	1369	06:03 AM Mar 5, 2013 by bronnie
	Physical exam 2 (Preview)	Pinto	0	800	08:53 PM Mar 3, 2013 by Pinto
	Physical exam (Preview) An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was a...	Pinto	0	742	07:22 PM Mar 3, 2013 by Pinto
	Aunty Acid... (Preview)	Big Gorilla	0	911	12:40 AM Mar 3, 2013 by Big Gorilla
	serious eBay warning (Preview) Warning about E-bay:If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully. Be careful what you purchase on eBay.A friend has just spent $100 on a penis enlarger. Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.The only instructions said, "Do not use in direct sunlight."	Deer	1	801	09:35 PM Mar 2, 2013 by GaryKelly
	Understanding women (Preview) The paperback version of "understanding women" is now out.	Bucko	4	911	05:29 AM Mar 2, 2013 by Bucko
	SECRET TO A LONG AND HAPPY MARRIAGE... (Preview)	Big Gorilla	0	772	08:42 PM Mar 1, 2013 by Big Gorilla
	As We Get Older !!! (Preview) REMEMBER TO WEAR A HELMET !!	Big Gorilla	1	841	11:11 PM Mar 1, 2013 by Pinto
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