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Dentist
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A bloke went to the dentist and found he'd have to have a tooth extracted. The dentist prepared to give him an injection but he refused, saying he hated needles. She offered him a mouthwash to deaden the area but he didn't like the taste and refused. Eventually, she asked him if he could handle tablets. W...
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good news bad news
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A BLOKE WAKES UP IN HOSPITAL,HE SAYS TO THE DOCTOR ''WHAT HAPPENED TO ME,I DONT REMEMBER ANYTHING.'' THE DOCTOR TELLS HIM HE BEEN INVOLVED IN A SERIOUS CAR ACCIDENT AND HAS BEEN IN A COMA FOR THE LAST WEEK. ''AM I GOING TO BE OK'' HE ASKS THE DOCTOR. THE DOCTOR SAYS '' YOU WILL RECOVER BUT I HAVE SOME GOOD NE...
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Universal Solution
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Medicare Part X New Medicare Program You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison wh...
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Fifty Shades of Grey Hair
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Fifty Shades of Grey Hair The missus bought a Paperback down Dymocks, Saturday, I had a look in her bag; ...Twas fifty shades of grey. Well I just left her to it, At ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread.. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw...
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If you like pointers and pointing
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http://www.pointerpointer.com/
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Who is Jack Schitt?
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.> WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
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> For some time you may have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? You find
> yourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
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> Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
> intellectual way.
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> Jack...
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A Tortoise Life for Me
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. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. . A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat. . A rabbit runs and hops and only lives for 15 years. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years. And you want me to exercise?? I dont think so I'm ret...
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Beatle
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Puns for Educated Minds
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How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.I tried to catch...
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24 Hours to Live
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Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the Doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love. About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, 'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours t...
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Why?
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RELIGIOUS BRAS
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Do you need a laugh?? What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies underwear department of Marks & Spencer and shyly walked up to an assistant and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?"asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, &...
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Glow in the Dark
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Olympic bloopers
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Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during the Summer Olympics , that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Dressage commentator: &qu...
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One for (Kiwi) rugby fans
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Ritchie McCaw goes into the All Black changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit down. "What's up guys?" he asks. "Well Ritchie, to be honest we're having all sorts of trouble getting motivated for this game against Australia . We know it's important but we've just beaten A...
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Disco chicken
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PRETTY MUCH IT !
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God and Grass Thought you gardeners would enjoy this conversation between God and St. Francis. It is hilarious because it is so true. GOD: Frank, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there on the planet? What happened to the dandelions, violets, milkweeds and stuf...
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Wrong side of th bed
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wrong side of th bed. Mother Superior was on her way to late morning prayers when she passed two novices just leaving early morning prayers on their way to classes. As she passed the young ladies, Mother Superior said, "Good morning, sisters." The novices replied, "Good morning, M...
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Effect of summer...
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Retirement Plans
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-- Edited by rockylizard on Saturday 20th of October 2012 02:17:31 PM
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"Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!"
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A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.**** An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian wou...
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