Just Joking

Magnarc · Magnarc

The priest was showing the Rabbi round the church when they came to the confessional. "What goes on in here then Father?" Asks the Rabbi. "This Rabbi, is probably the one of the most important facets of the Catholic faith". As he speaks the door opens on the other side and someone...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

n Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his type of blood in case the need arose. As the gentleman had a very rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so the call went out. Finally, a Scotsman was located who had thesame blo...

gerard gue · gerard gue

Who thinks their doctor charges too much? Try the Aldi Doctor. One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagno...

gerard gue · gerard gue

Joseph returns from his trip in the morning and slips into his bed. His wife sleeps, her head under the covers. >> feeling the heat in his body, he wildly make love, and then starved, he went down to breakfast. To his amazement, he discovered his wife sitting at the table in the kitchen. >...

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rockylizard · rockylizard

On a cold winter morning, Woman texts her husband .."Windows frozen".... Husband texts... "pour warm water on them" Wife texts back..." Computer really screwed now" !!

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

- Clever Flight Attendant A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying Qantas from Sydney to Auckland. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother, wh...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

3 women in Mexico Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation.They get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to discover that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what she did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the elect...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Lost my job with the Samaritans I don't know why I was just sacked from my job with the Samaritans; they wouldnt talk to me about it.A guy phoned and said,"I'm Abdul Mohammed: and Im going to kill myself. Im lying on the railway track now waiting for the train to come".All I said was,"Re...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

The Pharmacist's Monday MorningUpon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone."Immediately, the hus...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. S...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Quick Thinking > > A man boarded a plane with six kids. > After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle > from > him leaned over to him and asked, impertently, "Are all of those kids > yours > ? " > He replied, " No Ma'am, I work for a condom c...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again....back and forth...back and forth......in and out...in and out. Her heart was pounding...her face was flushed...then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder....

Woodpecker · Woodpecker

Three clergy were in the coffee house having a coffee when the United Church minister said that he had rats in the ceiling of the church and that he had tried poisoning but they came back. The Anglican minister said he has the same problem and he had tried shooting them as well but he still had the rats. The...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car. Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.' Operator: 'What is your location sir?' Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street .' Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?' Si...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

The Bacon Tree Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and await death when all of a sudden Luis says......... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk." "Ees, Luis,...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

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	The biter bit....... (Preview) The priest was showing the Rabbi round the church when they came to the confessional. "What goes on in here then Father?" Asks the Rabbi. "This Rabbi, is probably the one of the most important facets of the Catholic faith". As he speaks the door opens on the other side and someone...	Magnarc	0	1021	01:10 PM Jan 28, 2013 by Magnarc
	A WOMAN'S POEM; (Preview)	justcruisin01	0	672	12:45 AM Jan 28, 2013 by justcruisin01
	BLOOD DONOR; (Preview) n Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his type of blood in case the need arose. As the gentleman had a very rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so the call went out. Finally, a Scotsman was located who had thesame blo...	justcruisin01	0	678	12:41 AM Jan 28, 2013 by justcruisin01
	Aldi Doctor. (Preview) Who thinks their doctor charges too much? Try the Aldi Doctor. One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagno...	gerard gue	0	862	10:14 PM Jan 25, 2013 by gerard gue
	Mother-in-.law.. (Preview) Joseph returns from his trip in the morning and slips into his bed. His wife sleeps, her head under the covers. >> feeling the heat in his body, he wildly make love, and then starved, he went down to breakfast. To his amazement, he discovered his wife sitting at the table in the kitchen. >...	gerard gue	0	691	06:51 PM Jan 25, 2013 by gerard gue
	Essential 21st Century Item (Preview)	tcp99	0	722	03:58 PM Jan 25, 2013 by tcp99
	Seems OK to Me (Preview)	tcp99	0	866	03:52 PM Jan 25, 2013 by tcp99
	Guess she didn't do her homework (Preview)	tcp99	0	766	03:40 PM Jan 25, 2013 by tcp99
	Cold Morning (Preview) On a cold winter morning, Woman texts her husband .."Windows frozen".... Husband texts... "pour warm water on them" Wife texts back..." Computer really screwed now" !!	rockylizard	0	682	04:45 AM Jan 25, 2013 by rockylizard
	QANTAS HAS THE ANSWERS; (Preview) - Clever Flight Attendant A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying Qantas from Sydney to Auckland. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother, wh...	justcruisin01	0	682	12:33 AM Jan 25, 2013 by justcruisin01
	3 WOMEN IN MEXICO; (Preview) 3 women in Mexico Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation.They get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to discover that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what she did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the elect...	justcruisin01	0	808	04:20 AM Jan 24, 2013 by justcruisin01
	JOB LOST; (Preview) *Lost my job with the Samaritans* I don't know why I was just sacked from my job with the Samaritans; they wouldnt talk to me about it.A guy phoned and said,"I'm Abdul Mohammed: and Im going to kill myself. Im lying on the railway track now waiting for the train to come".All I said was,"Re...	justcruisin01	0	730	04:14 AM Jan 24, 2013 by justcruisin01
	A BAD MONDAY MORNING; (Preview) The Pharmacist's Monday MorningUpon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone."Immediately, the hus...	justcruisin01	0	891	04:12 AM Jan 24, 2013 by justcruisin01
	THE GAY COWBOY; (Preview) A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. S...	justcruisin01	0	721	04:08 AM Jan 24, 2013 by justcruisin01
	QUICK THINKING; (Preview) Quick Thinking > > A man boarded a plane with six kids. > After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle > from > him leaned over to him and asked, impertently, "Are all of those kids > yours > ? " > He replied, " No Ma'am, I work for a condom c...	justcruisin01	0	737	04:06 AM Jan 24, 2013 by justcruisin01
	ECSTASY! (Preview) He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again....back and forth...back and forth......in and out...in and out. Her heart was pounding...her face was flushed...then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder....	justcruisin01	0	799	07:54 PM Jan 22, 2013 by justcruisin01
	Rats in the Ceiling (Preview) Three clergy were in the coffee house having a coffee when the United Church minister said that he had rats in the ceiling of the church and that he had tried poisoning but they came back. The Anglican minister said he has the same problem and he had tried shooting them as well but he still had the rats. The...	Woodpecker	0	703	07:40 AM Jan 22, 2013 by Woodpecker
	ROAD ACCIDENT; (Preview) Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car. Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.' Operator: 'What is your location sir?' Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street .' Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?' Si...	justcruisin01	0	772	06:15 AM Jan 22, 2013 by justcruisin01
	THE BACON TREE; (Preview) The Bacon Tree Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and await death when all of a sudden Luis says......... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk." "Ees, Luis,...	justcruisin01	0	672	06:10 AM Jan 22, 2013 by justcruisin01
	A BROKEN PROMISE; (Preview)	justcruisin01	0	728	06:04 AM Jan 22, 2013 by justcruisin01
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