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Paddy McCoy
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Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them.On the appointed day, the inspector turned up. "Tel...
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THE PUMPKIN
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Police work must be entertaining as well as dangerous. In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 12.01 A.M. On Friday. On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (Georgia) Courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious Behaviour, public in...
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PASS PORT;
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A traveller through England on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the Australian Customs Agents at the airport. "May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent."I'm sorry...
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THE PROVIDER;
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A nice Jewish girl brings home her fiancé to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. He invites the fiancé to his study for schnapps. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the fiancé. "I am a Torah scholar," he replies. &quo...
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What does CHOGM stand for?
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Cheap Holiday on Government Money
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HOW TO ID FLIES;
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter 'What are you doing?' She asked. 'Hunting Flies' He responded. 'Oh ! Killing any?' She asked. 'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied. Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?' He responded, '3 were on a beer...
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CROC SHOES;
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A blonde was on holiday and driving through Darwin. She desperately wanted to take home a pair of genuine crocodile shoes but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the sho...
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ADAM & EVE;
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Adam and Eve A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race start?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made." Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "...
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THEY WALK AMONG US
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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too distrusti...
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TThe Scotsman
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One afternoon a Scotsman was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied....
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HOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED!
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General Cosgrove
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General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. In a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female...
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SHAMPOO;
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CHECK YOUR SHAMPOO BOTTLES Check your shampoo bottle label. I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner. It's the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning: FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY ---...
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DIAGNOSIS
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Oh, no, the doctor has just diagnosed me with AAADD - I was really worried, till he explained it - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder - now I know why I can't remeber things.
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A Giggle
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A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail.
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With age comes wisdom
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A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple o...
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4 CATS
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The Four Cats Four men were bragging about howsmart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, The second man was an Accountant, The third man was a Chemist, and The fourth man was a GovernmentEmployee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat:"T-square, do your stuff." T-square pran...
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THE IRISH'
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The Irish An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just...
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I M D:
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Irish Medical Dictionary The Irish have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously ... Medical Term Irish DefinitionArtery-The study of paintingsBacteria-Back door to cafeteriaBarium-What doctors do when patients dieBenign-What you be, after you be eig...
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snow white
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WHY WAS SNOW WHITE GIVEN A POISONESS APPLE??? To show us that not everyone is gonna be kind and not everyone is really who they say they are
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