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The Hypnotist.....
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It was entertainment night at the local Senior Citizens Centre. Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch...
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IRISH PAINTER;
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A painter by the name of Paddy Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon people from all over Ireland were coming to him in the town of Doolin, County Clare, to get him to paint their likenesses. One day, a beautiful young Engl...
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THE NIGHT NURSE;
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The Night Nurse A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she s...
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A PICKUP LINE;
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A bloke was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside him so he leans over and says... "You remind me of my little toe" She replies, "What?... You Mean I'm small and cute?" He says "No, I`ll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk"
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IRISH WOMEN;
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TWO IRISH WOMEN IN A BAR Two women were sitting next to each other in a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says, 'I can't Help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland .....' The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am!' The first one says, 'So am I! And whereabouts in Ire...
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heaven
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Harry and Wanda were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because Harry watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to Wanda's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. O...
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water beds
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litd_eau.wmv (3mb) If this doesn't make you laugh, I don't know what it would take. Turn on speakers and watch people trying out a water bed. It is in German, but that only makes it funnier. Watch for the last two ladies -
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Mr washington
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.... _______________________________________________...
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One for Jimbo
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The Collingwood Football club cheersquad has just returned from visit to an orphanage in Zimbabwe. "It was great to meet such underpriveliged people with very little hope in life" said Alfred Mgombo, aged six.
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Being Poor
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Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school .. She had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks;" How did it go?" "I died of shame!" She answers ! Koos from over the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy ba...
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KIDS IN CHURCH
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KIDS IN CHURCH 3-year-old Reese : 'Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name.. Amen.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: 'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...
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we don't have the green thing...lol
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thought you might enjoy thiss one How very true this is: At the cash register of the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman that she should bring her own shopping bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized and explained, "We didn't have thi...
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PASSION;
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An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie are talking about screams of passion. The Italian fellow said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her Body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes." The Frenchman said: "Last nig...
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TESTICLE DISORDER
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Testicle disorder A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"The doctor who was lead...
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What every PC owner should know....
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What every PC owner should know.... We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by   Well, how about some 'BUTT ICONS?' Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore as...
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Pomona Showgrounda & Caravan Park
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To the person who claims this caravan park, and showgrounds is not a very nice place. I do not agree with you. Yes, there were tents in the grounds when there was no where else for some flood victims to go. I do feel this is a very nice and friendly. Highly recommended with price and friendly. Cheers
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Always wear undies
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Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Daily Telegraph comes this story of a Sydney couple who drove their car to Westfield Blacktown, only to have their car break down in the car park. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixe...
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polish divorce
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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked...
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What would you do?
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A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip-toe into th...
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Old Lady
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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "...
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