Just Joking

gerard gue · gerard gue

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.I tried to catch...

CK56 · CK56

Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the Doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love. About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, 'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours t...

tcp99 · tcp99

gerard gue · gerard gue

Do you need a laugh?? What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies underwear department of Marks & Spencer and shyly walked up to an assistant and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?"asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, &...

jules47 · jules47

Handy when camping -

Zoomtopz · Zoomtopz

Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during the Summer Olympics , that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Dressage commentator: &qu...

tonyd · tonyd

Ritchie McCaw goes into the All Black changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit down. "What's up guys?" he asks. "Well Ritchie, to be honest we're having all sorts of trouble getting motivated for this game against Australia . We know it's important but we've just beaten A...

vk6tnc · vk6tnc

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/05/11/egreetings/image/01.swf

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

God and Grass Thought you gardeners would enjoy this conversation between God and St. Francis. It is hilarious because it is so true. GOD: Frank, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there on the planet? What happened to the dandelions, violets, milkweeds and stuf...

Zoomtopz · Zoomtopz

wrong side of th bed. Mother Superior was on her way to late morning prayers when she passed two novices just leaving early morning prayers on their way to classes. As she passed the young ladies, Mother Superior said, "Good morning, sisters." The novices replied, "Good morning, M...

rockylizard · rockylizard

rockylizard · rockylizard

-- Edited by rockylizard on Saturday 20th of October 2012 02:17:31 PM

Rip and Rosie · Rip and Rosie

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.**** An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian wou...

rockylizard · rockylizard

jimbo · jimbo

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello." "Mrs. Sanders, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Dorevitch Pathology Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr...

rockylizard · rockylizard

spida · spida

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several...

tcp99 · tcp99

rtv47 · rtv47

How To Give A Cat A Pill 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and s...

petengail · petengail

This is in german but nothing is lost in the translation... reminds me of some nomads I know... namely me http://www.snotr.com/video/8965/

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	Puns for Educated Minds (Preview) How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.I tried to catch...	gerard gue	2	1418	06:03 PM Oct 27, 2012 by Pam
	24 Hours to Live (Preview) Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the Doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love. About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, 'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours t...	CK56	2	953	05:21 PM Oct 27, 2012 by jimbo
	Why? (Preview)	tcp99	2	916	02:47 AM Oct 27, 2012 by rockylizard
	RELIGIOUS BRAS (Preview) Do you need a laugh?? What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies underwear department of Marks & Spencer and shyly walked up to an assistant and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?"asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, &...	gerard gue	2	1311	02:39 AM Oct 26, 2012 by rowdy
	Glow in the Dark (Preview) Handy when camping -	jules47	2	963	12:42 AM Oct 26, 2012 by bill12
	Olympic bloopers (Preview) Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during the Summer Olympics , that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Dressage commentator: &qu...	Zoomtopz	4	1111	04:26 PM Oct 24, 2012 by jules47
	One for (Kiwi) rugby fans (Preview) Ritchie McCaw goes into the All Black changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit down. "What's up guys?" he asks. "Well Ritchie, to be honest we're having all sorts of trouble getting motivated for this game against Australia . We know it's important but we've just beaten A...	tonyd	1	963	04:21 PM Oct 24, 2012 by jules47
	Disco chicken (Preview) http://images.businessweek.com/ss/05/11/egreetings/image/01.swf	vk6tnc	3	1071	01:32 AM Oct 24, 2012 by jules47
	PRETTY MUCH IT ! (Preview) God and Grass Thought you gardeners would enjoy this conversation between God and St. Francis. It is hilarious because it is so true. GOD: Frank, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there on the planet? What happened to the dandelions, violets, milkweeds and stuf...	justcruisin01	1	928	07:17 PM Oct 23, 2012 by jules47
	Wrong side of th bed (Preview) wrong side of th bed. Mother Superior was on her way to late morning prayers when she passed two novices just leaving early morning prayers on their way to classes. As she passed the young ladies, Mother Superior said, "Good morning, sisters." The novices replied, "Good morning, M...	Zoomtopz	0	916	02:57 AM Oct 23, 2012 by Zoomtopz
	Effect of summer... (Preview)	rockylizard	0	850	09:19 PM Oct 20, 2012 by rockylizard
	Retirement Plans (Preview) -- Edited by rockylizard on Saturday 20th of October 2012 02:17:31 PM	rockylizard	1	889	12:45 AM Oct 21, 2012 by Happywanderer
	"Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" (Preview) A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.**** An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian wou...	Rip and Rosie	2	1008	12:07 AM Oct 20, 2012 by Pinto
	Men ! (Preview)	rockylizard	0	901	03:32 AM Oct 19, 2012 by rockylizard
	True Story (Preview) *The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,* *"Hello."* *"Mrs. Sanders, please."* *"Speaking."* *"Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Dorevitch Pathology Laboratory.* *When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr...*	jimbo	1	944	05:14 AM Oct 19, 2012 by jules47
	Boomerang (Preview)	rockylizard	0	737	03:12 AM Oct 18, 2012 by rockylizard
	Places for 2012 (Preview) I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several...	spida	0	782	02:18 AM Oct 18, 2012 by spida
	Courage (Preview)	tcp99	0	780	11:36 PM Oct 17, 2012 by tcp99
	How To Give A Cat A Pill (Preview) How To Give A Cat A Pill 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and s...	rtv47	4	982	01:15 AM Oct 16, 2012 by petengail
	So grandpa, how are you doing with the new Ipad we gave you for xmas (Preview) This is in german but nothing is lost in the translation... reminds me of some nomads I know... namely me http://www.snotr.com/video/8965/	petengail	3	1064	11:39 PM Oct 13, 2012 by Plodnalong
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