Just Joking

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Adam and Eve A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race start?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made." Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "...

Ma · Ma

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too distrusti...

jimbo · jimbo

One afternoon a Scotsman was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied....

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

jimbo · jimbo

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. In a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

CHECK YOUR SHAMPOO BOTTLES Check your shampoo bottle label. I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner. It's the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning: FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY ---...

jules47 · jules47

Oh, no, the doctor has just diagnosed me with AAADD - I was really worried, till he explained it - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder - now I know why I can't remeber things.

purpleturtle · purpleturtle

A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail.

Loffty · Loffty

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple o...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

The Four Cats Four men were bragging about howsmart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, The second man was an Accountant, The third man was a Chemist, and The fourth man was a GovernmentEmployee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat:"T-square, do your stuff." T-square pran...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

The Irish An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Irish Medical Dictionary The Irish have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously ... Medical Term Irish DefinitionArtery-The study of paintingsBacteria-Back door to cafeteriaBarium-What doctors do when patients dieBenign-What you be, after you be eig...

animalcarer · animalcarer

WHY WAS SNOW WHITE GIVEN A POISONESS APPLE??? To show us that not everyone is gonna be kind and not everyone is really who they say they are

jimbo · jimbo

JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when DeGaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible. Rusk responded: "Does that include those who are buried here?" You could have heard a pin drop ~~~~~~~...

jimbo · jimbo

There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to he...

jimbo · jimbo

JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when DeGaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible. Rusk responded: "Does that include those who are buried here?" You could have heard a pin drop

oldrtvute · oldrtvute

How To Give A Cat A Pill 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mou...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

CHEWING GUM! An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, 'You Austra...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Larry Is In The Hospital . . . ....... Who in the hell is Larry? Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?" Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo di...

jimbo · jimbo

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table last Sunday morning. I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff." "Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked. "I figure that you would eventually remarry an...

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	ADAM & EVE; (Preview) Adam and Eve A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race start?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made." Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "...	justcruisin01	0	698	10:05 PM Oct 26, 2011 by justcruisin01
	THEY WALK AMONG US (Preview) Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too distrusti...	Ma	0	875	11:32 AM Oct 26, 2011 by Ma
	TThe Scotsman (Preview) One afternoon a Scotsman was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied....	jimbo	1	1005	08:52 PM Oct 25, 2011 by Zoomtopz
	HOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED! (Preview)	justcruisin01	0	649	08:59 PM Oct 23, 2011 by justcruisin01
	General Cosgrove (Preview) General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. In a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female...	jimbo	3	993	07:30 AM Oct 21, 2011 by jonathan
	SHAMPOO; (Preview) CHECK YOUR SHAMPOO BOTTLES Check your shampoo bottle label. I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner. It's the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning: FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY ---...	justcruisin01	3	899	01:53 PM Oct 20, 2011 by Pam
	DIAGNOSIS (Preview) Oh, no, the doctor has just diagnosed me with AAADD - I was really worried, till he explained it - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder - now I know why I can't remeber things.	jules47	1	816	06:16 PM Oct 18, 2011 by sucastja
	A Giggle (Preview) A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail.	purpleturtle	0	650	05:55 PM Oct 17, 2011 by purpleturtle
	With age comes wisdom (Preview) A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple o...	Loffty	0	789	09:37 PM Oct 16, 2011 by Loffty
	4 CATS (Preview) *The Four Cats* Four men were bragging about howsmart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, The second man was an Accountant, The third man was a Chemist, and The fourth man was a GovernmentEmployee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat:"T-square, do your stuff." T-square pran...	justcruisin01	0	921	09:09 PM Oct 15, 2011 by justcruisin01
	THE IRISH' (Preview) The Irish An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just...	justcruisin01	0	928	09:06 PM Oct 15, 2011 by justcruisin01
	I M D: (Preview) Irish Medical Dictionary The Irish have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously ... Medical Term Irish DefinitionArtery-The study of paintingsBacteria-Back door to cafeteriaBarium-What doctors do when patients dieBenign-What you be, after you be eig...	justcruisin01	0	828	09:04 PM Oct 15, 2011 by justcruisin01
	snow white (Preview) WHY WAS SNOW WHITE GIVEN A POISONESS APPLE??? To show us that not everyone is gonna be kind and not everyone is really who they say they are	animalcarer	0	721	07:27 PM Oct 14, 2011 by animalcarer
	You could have heard a pin drop (Preview) JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when DeGaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible. Rusk responded: "Does that include those who are buried here?" You could have heard a pin drop ~~~~~~~...	jimbo	0	768	05:21 PM Oct 13, 2011 by jimbo
	You could have heard a pin drop No2 (Preview) There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to he...	jimbo	0	671	10:03 AM Oct 13, 2011 by jimbo
	You could have heard a pin drop No1 (Preview) JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when DeGaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible. Rusk responded: "Does that include those who are buried here?" You could have heard a pin drop	jimbo	0	700	10:01 AM Oct 13, 2011 by jimbo
	Cat A Pill (Preview) How To Give A Cat A Pill 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mou...	oldrtvute	1	906	10:15 AM Oct 10, 2011 by sittingonthefence
	GUM; (Preview) CHEWING GUM! An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, 'You Austra...	justcruisin01	2	1088	03:49 AM Oct 10, 2011 by jules47
	LARRY; (Preview) Larry Is In The Hospital . . . ....... Who in the hell is Larry? Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?" Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo di...	justcruisin01	1	1554	03:47 AM Oct 10, 2011 by jules47
	The Wanker (Preview) The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table last Sunday morning. I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff." "Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked. "I figure that you would eventually remarry an...	jimbo	1	1053	03:47 AM Oct 10, 2011 by jules47
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