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This guy was marooned on a desert island for three years before being rescued. In the pub one night his mate asked how he coped with being alone all that time. Well, he says "I did have sex once" "How could you have sex when you are on your own?" "Well I was out trying to find some food when I came across this Os...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

2 WOMEN are having a coffee and catching up: So, how was your evening last night? A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in 4 minutes the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare, "granted" me 3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and falling asleep 2 minutes l...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink with dark trim and the average male car thief won't be able to find it 'let alone turn it on' even if someone tells him where...

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No methane yet!

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood Blockbuster: The Great Composers. "I wanna be Vivaldi," said Stallone. "I gotta be Mozart," retorted Willis. "What about you, Arnie?" they asked...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fis...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Why are French Wives so thin? & it's not the croissants, foie gras, madeleines, cheese & wine to name a few. . They are constantly stressed about their husbands' having another affair!

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An assassin is making his way home when he stops at a village pub. He is driving a convertible and doesn't want to leave his "equipment" on display, so takes a long case into the pub with him. A short while later, a man sits next to him and they chat while enjoying their beers. Inevitably, talk turns to t...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 in the morning... and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, 'I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.' The officer then asks, 'Really? Who is g...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Start you bastard

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

I was watching Match of the Day last Saturday when the missus walks in and says 'fancy a sh4g?' 'I'm watching the football love' 'You do know that you can record it', she says. 'Cool, you grab the camcorder and I'll join you when the footy's finished'

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

IN A VACUUM A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night... It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses c...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

FINALLY...THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressive...

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A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem? The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me." The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is...

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	Boeing door prerequisite (Preview)	Whenarewethere	0	407	06:10 PM Feb 1, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Pay rise preparation (Preview)	Whenarewethere	0	540	05:25 PM Feb 1, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Warning, may cause anaphylactic shock (Preview)	anolphart	0	588	10:31 AM Feb 1, 2024 by anolphart
	desert island - 2 (Preview)	Whenarewethere	0	654	03:57 PM Jan 31, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	desert island. (Preview) This guy was marooned on a desert island for three years before being rescued. In the pub one night his mate asked how he coped with being alone all that time. Well, he says "I did have sex once" "How could you have sex when you are on your own?" "Well I was out trying to find some food when I came across this Os...	Magnarc	0	553	02:39 PM Jan 31, 2024 by Magnarc
	An evening's perspective (Preview) 2 WOMEN are having a coffee and catching up: So, how was your evening last night? A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in 4 minutes the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare, "granted" me 3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and falling asleep 2 minutes l...	Whenarewethere	2	864	01:35 PM Jan 31, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Renault and Ford (Preview) Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink with dark trim and the average male car thief won't be able to find it 'let alone turn it on' even if someone tells him where...	Whenarewethere	4	908	01:30 PM Jan 31, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	No methane yet (Preview) No methane yet!	Whenarewethere	1	725	10:41 AM Jan 31, 2024 by peter67
	Sylvester, Bruce and Arnold (Preview) Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood Blockbuster: The Great Composers. "I wanna be Vivaldi," said Stallone. "I gotta be Mozart," retorted Willis. "What about you, Arnie?" they asked...	Whenarewethere	4	867	10:09 AM Jan 31, 2024 by Blues Man
	Up or down (Preview) At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fis...	Whenarewethere	2	713	07:38 AM Jan 31, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Trim French Wives (Preview) Why are French Wives so thin? & it's not the croissants, foie gras, madeleines, cheese & wine to name a few. . They are constantly stressed about their husbands' having another affair!	Whenarewethere	0	523	07:25 AM Jan 31, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	A sign of the times... (Preview)	peter67	0	650	07:36 PM Jan 30, 2024 by peter67
	Kill two birds with one stone (Preview) An assassin is making his way home when he stops at a village pub. He is driving a convertible and doesn't want to leave his "equipment" on display, so takes a long case into the pub with him. A short while later, a man sits next to him and they chat while enjoying their beers. Inevitably, talk turns to t...	Whenarewethere	0	576	06:33 PM Jan 30, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Late night lecture (Preview) An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 in the morning... and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, 'I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.' The officer then asks, 'Really? Who is g...	Whenarewethere	0	666	12:04 PM Jan 30, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Start you bastard (Preview) Start you bastard	Whenarewethere	2	638	11:54 AM Jan 30, 2024 by Dick0
	Sex or football (Preview) I was watching Match of the Day last Saturday when the missus walks in and says 'fancy a sh4g?' 'I'm watching the football love' 'You do know that you can record it', she says. 'Cool, you grab the camcorder and I'll join you when the footy's finished'	Whenarewethere	0	577	11:32 AM Jan 30, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	In a vacuum (blond joke) (Preview) IN A VACUUM A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night... It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'	Whenarewethere	0	475	11:28 AM Jan 30, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Labiaplasty (Preview) A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses c...	Whenarewethere	0	603	10:08 AM Jan 30, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Another blond joke (Preview) FINALLY...THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressive...	Whenarewethere	0	503	09:47 AM Jan 30, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Husband's temper (Preview) A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem? The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me." The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is...	Whenarewethere	0	542	09:43 AM Jan 30, 2024 by Whenarewethere
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