Just Joking

jimricho · jimricho

ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2011 - EUROPE : BY JOHN CLEESE With v. British tongue in cheek -- The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Libya and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised ye...

Firefly · Firefly

(I love this part.. its absolutely amazing!) Count every "F" in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS..... (SEE BELOW) HOW MANY ? WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.. READ IT AGAIN ! Really, go Back and...

goinsoon · goinsoon

How was your blind date"? *Terrible*....he arrived in a 1932 Rolls Royce, "So, ...whats wrong with that" ? He was the original owner !!!!!

gubby · gubby

Microsoft Technology

sucastja · sucastja

paddy & mick, were given a live pig each ...a present.. how do we know who's pig is who's ? sez paddy, easy sez mick oil get the chainsaw & hack a V in one of the pig's ear's ...that one's mine.. blood& skin,& fur ,everywhere but they managed it . ... however that night a wild ferrel cat maul...

_wombat_ · _wombat_

There was a barman who owned a duck that danced on a tin box on the bar. Very entertaining to the patrons. One day, a guy from the Side Shows visiting town, entered the bar, and was intrigued by the dancing duck. So much so, that he offered the barman $5000, which was readily accepted. The new owner phoned t...

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

It seems we are have technical difficulties posting jokes. The pictures don't copy and paste and some of the text is HUGE They'd take up less space and would be easier to read if they were in a more appropriate presentation. I don't know what's going on with the pics but it looks...

sucastja · sucastja

No need to thank me... just trying to keep friends informed and educated.

Firefly · Firefly

sucastja · sucastja

The following is the transcript of an actual radio conversation in October 1995 between a U.S. Navy ship and the British authorities off the Scottish North coast. BRITISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision. U.S. NAVY: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees t...

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

It could happen to any of us... "$5.37!" That's what the kid behind the counter at Tim Horton's said to me. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Lifesaver. Having already handed the kid a five-spot, I started to head back out to the truck to gr...

sucastja · sucastja

David returns to Italy David Is To Be Returned To Italy .. A bit of cultural news for a welcome change. After a two year loan to the United States , Michelangelo's David is being returned to Italy His Proud Sponsors were: THIS WAS TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE!

_wombat_ · _wombat_

sucastja · sucastja

robell · robell

A Somalian arrives in Australia as a new immigrant. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says........ 'Thank you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!' The passer by says,...

sucastja · sucastja

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She rep...

robell · robell

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert . During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergeant said, 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the po...

robell · robell

CATHOLIC GENTLEMAN AN ELDERLY ITALIAN, CATHOLIC GENTLEMAN An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini , Italy , went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful...

robell · robell

OLD F*RT PRIDE I'm passing this on as I did not want to be the only old f*rt receiving it. Actually, it's not a bad thing to be called, as you will see. # Old F*rts are easy to spot at sporting events; during the playing of the National Anthem. Old F*rts remove their caps and stand at attention and sing withou...

Dunco · Dunco

Someone had time on their hands

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2011 - EUROPE : BY JOHN CLEESE (Preview) ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2011 - EUROPE : BY JOHN CLEESE With v. British tongue in cheek -- The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Libya and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised ye...	jimricho	0	852	08:24 AM Jun 4, 2011 by jimricho
	Alzheimer's Eye Test. (Preview) (I love this part.. its absolutely amazing!) Count every "F" in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS..... (SEE BELOW) HOW MANY ? WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.. READ IT AGAIN ! Really, go Back and...	Firefly	6	989	07:44 AM Jun 4, 2011 by clazandaza
	BLIND DATE (Preview) How was your blind date"? Terrible....he arrived in a 1932 Rolls Royce, "So, ...whats wrong with that" ? He was the original owner !!!!!	goinsoon	0	604	07:44 PM Jun 3, 2011 by goinsoon
	State of the art (Preview) Microsoft Technology	gubby	3	673	05:59 PM Jun 3, 2011 by sucastja
	Paddy and Mick (Preview) paddy & mick, were given a live pig each ...a present.. how do we know who's pig is who's ? sez paddy, easy sez mick oil get the chainsaw & hack a V in one of the pig's ear's ...that one's mine.. blood& skin,& fur ,everywhere but they managed it . ... however that night a wild ferrel cat maul...	sucastja	0	585	05:47 PM Jun 3, 2011 by sucastja
	Jumping Duck (Preview) There was a barman who owned a duck that danced on a tin box on the bar. Very entertaining to the patrons. One day, a guy from the Side Shows visiting town, entered the bar, and was intrigued by the dancing duck. So much so, that he offered the barman $5000, which was readily accepted. The new owner phoned t...	_wombat_	0	557	05:18 PM Jun 3, 2011 by _wombat_
	Joke Formatting (Preview) It seems we are have technical difficulties posting jokes. The pictures don't copy and paste and some of the text is HUGE They'd take up less space and would be easier to read if they were in a more appropriate presentation. I don't know what's going on with the pics but it looks...	Cruising Granny	3	733	10:18 PM Jun 2, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	How boobs got their name (Preview) No need to thank me... just trying to keep friends informed and educated.	sucastja	3	927	07:42 PM Jun 2, 2011 by sucastja
	You Want Me To Do What?? (Preview)	Firefly	3	816	07:38 PM Jun 2, 2011 by robell
	US Arrogance!! (Preview) The following is the transcript of an actual radio conversation in October 1995 between a U.S. Navy ship and the British authorities off the Scottish North coast. BRITISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision. U.S. NAVY: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees t...	sucastja	1	639	07:34 PM Jun 2, 2011 by robell
	It could happen to anyone ..... (Preview) It could happen to any of us... "$5.37!" That's what the kid behind the counter at Tim Horton's said to me. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Lifesaver. Having already handed the kid a five-spot, I started to head back out to the truck to gr...	Cruising Granny	3	992	03:06 PM Jun 2, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	David Returns to Italy (Preview) David returns to Italy David Is To Be Returned To Italy .. A bit of cultural news for a welcome change. After a two year loan to the United States , Michelangelo's David is being returned to Italy His Proud Sponsors were: THIS WAS TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE!	sucastja	1	918	02:18 PM Jun 2, 2011 by goinsoon
	jonathan pic (Preview)	_wombat_	12	947	08:38 AM Jun 2, 2011 by _wombat_
	He slipped and fell officer. Honest!! (Preview)	sucastja	2	803	09:49 PM Jun 1, 2011 by goinsoon
	AUSTRALIA (Preview) A Somalian arrives in Australia as a new immigrant. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says........ 'Thank you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!' The passer by says,...	robell	0	827	09:44 PM Jun 1, 2011 by robell
	Peanuts (Preview) A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She rep...	sucastja	1	499	08:37 PM Jun 1, 2011 by Firefly
	Sex Starved (Preview) A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert . During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergeant said, 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the po...	robell	2	982	04:53 PM Jun 1, 2011 by goinsoon
	Good Samaritan (Preview) CATHOLIC GENTLEMAN AN ELDERLY ITALIAN, CATHOLIC GENTLEMAN An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini , Italy , went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful...	robell	0	607	09:48 PM May 31, 2011 by robell
	OLD FRTS (Preview) OLD FRT PRIDE I'm passing this on as I did not want to be the only old frt receiving it. Actually, it's not a bad thing to be called, as you will see. # Old Frts are easy to spot at sporting events; during the playing of the National Anthem. Old F*rts remove their caps and stand at attention and sing withou...	robell	0	793	09:39 PM May 31, 2011 by robell
	Why Osama Bin Laden had no chance of escaping (Preview) Someone had time on their hands	Dunco	2	804	04:30 PM May 31, 2011 by goinsoon
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