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The Three Bears - true version
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The Three Bears -- True version...... Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table.. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who...
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technology
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I was visiting my son last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. "This is the 21st century" he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers, Here, you can borrow my iPad" I can tell you, that bloody fly never knew what hit it.....
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Nudes
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There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hund...
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DEFECTIVE PARROT;
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The Defective Parrot. A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?' The parrot says, 'I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot.' 'Holy crap,' the guy replies. 'You actu...
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Twins
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Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old, dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day, he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who promptly sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.Unb...
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Butcher
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When I was a kid, my mum used to send me to the butcher shop on Friday afternoons to get a pigs cheek with the eye left in. It used to see us over the weekend. -------------------------------------------------- One Friday the butcher sat on his mincing machine. He got all behind in all his sausage order...
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The beat goes on
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I was in David Jones recently when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really loud so I timed my fart with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me And suddenly I remembered I was lis...
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A clean sweep
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Sweeping around I'm gonna make a clean sweep of this - Two brooms are hanging in a darkened closet , after awhile they get to know each other Very well . So , they decide to marry . One broom was the Bride-broom The other was the Broom-groom. The bride-broom was resplendant in her white wedding dress . The b...
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Nice Restaurant
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NICE RESTAURANTMy wife and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night. "Did you smell that food, it smelt incredible?"...
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The Vibrator
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As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?' The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this...
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Little Johnny.... again
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Little Johnny The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship. ... Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly, "My sales app...
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Hmmmmmmmm
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TITANIC!
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TITANIC - AN AMAZING FACTAfter 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to findthat the Titanic's swimming pool was still full...
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FRIDGE NOT WORKING;
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The wife left a note on the fridge. "Its not working, I cant take it anymore! Gone to stay at my Dads." I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold.... Not sure what she was talking about!
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THE IRISH
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-- Edited by wild bull on Saturday 28th of July 2012 03:29:25 PM
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Watcha Doin' ?
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Click on photo to enlarge it... -- Edited by Big Gorilla on Saturday 28th of July 2012 11:44:43 AM
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School
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Tinman
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The Lotto
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Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them - they said it would be just like winning the lotto! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and, to my horror, we had six matching balls!
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The Centipede
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A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good spot for the...
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