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Fire Truck
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A firefighter was working on the engine outside a firestation, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighters helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. Th...
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Giuseppe’s Seminar Surprise!
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At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Melbourne they have weekly husband's marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the sam...
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Thou shalt not pinch stuff
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woman was before the magistrate on a charge of shop lifting. She admitted to stealing a small tin of peaches, pleading that it was a small tin and only contained six peaches. The magistrate told the woman shoplifting was a serious problem in the community and had to be treated as such. He then sentenced...
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Blonde Joke
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There are three moms. . A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed" They comfort her, and the redhead say...
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Chicken crossing.
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Q. Why did the chicken covered in mud cross the road twice? A. Because it was a dirty double crosser!! -- Edited by Wobbly Bob on Friday 6th of January 2012 08:52:29 PM
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Ramblings of a Retired Mind
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An email from a friend I just have to share - hope you laugh as much as I did.I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I seldom need one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener. I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have wh...
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my 'big girl pants'
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Well , with 2012 just about here , looks like I will have to drop th 'drama queen' bitput on 'my' 'big girl pants' & get over it & on with it .Bring on 2012Richo
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Found this ad
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in a catalouge for our local shaver shop
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Grammar
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Grammar On his 70th birthday a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man, who lived on a nearby reservation. He was rumoured to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to th...
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12 days of christmas, or Dear Nuala.
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src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/lbejNNCTr7k?rel=0" -- Edited by Rip and Rosie on Tuesday 20th of December 2011 10:33:27 AM
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How to Start the Day and Feel Really Good
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How to Start the Day and Feel Really GoodOpen a new file on your computer.Entitle it "Housework"Place it in the Recycle Bin.Empty the Recycle Bin.Your computer will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?"Answer "Yes" and click the left m...
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Merry Christmas
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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to one and all. Off to Queensland Boxing Day. Cheers, tony -- Edited by Tonyg on Sunday 25th of December 2011 12:22:08 AM
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A Lady At The Bar ;
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A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says 'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.' The bartender says 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.' As the woma...
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Exercise
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EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 40 This seems a little daunting to start with but if you apply yourself you may find that it's not as difficult as you think. Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-kg potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out...
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Merry Christmas
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As you well know, I have been known to have had 'brushes with the authorities' in the past, especially on my way home from the odd boozy session over the years. Last night I was out for a few drinks with a couple of mates and had several bottles of wine followed by some cleansing ale. Realising that I...
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The Barber;
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The BarberA guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The bar...
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My Christmas greeting to y"all - hope it works...
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No sorry it didnt dammit -please ignore this post.... merry christmas - pete -- Edited by petengail on Tuesday 20th of December 2011 04:26:27 PM
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Male v Female rules at the bank
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A new sign in the Bank reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After mo...
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An Irish Pub Joke
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An Irish man has been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So your man stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stands up but again falls flat on his face. He...
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