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RETIRED HUSBAND
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After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the l...
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Little Johhny
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The absolute best Little Johnnie Joke Little Johnnie's neighbour had a Baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie'sfamily was invited over to see the Baby. Before they left their house, little Johnnie's dad had a talkwith hi...
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SEX or .. BEX .. or Both ?
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Hi Guys .. now ..how many times have you heard .. " not tonight Darling .. I have a headache !" .. and this is from firm believers that they can "Multi-task" ..
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This has been recently rediscovered by our federal govt!!
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The Dead Horse Theory The tribal wisdom of the Plains Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount." However, in government more advanced strategies are often employed, such as: ...
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Pulled up by Wildlife Officers.
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Some years ago, I was driving West along Princes Hwy through Rosedale. The road is divided there and goes from 60 kph to 80 kph. Where the road leave Rosedale, it changes to two lanes and 100kph. Anyway, as I'm driving through Rosedale, I see a rabbit running along in the grassed area beside me. ...
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Will Power
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I've just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days.' I told him 'I wish I had your will power.'
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NEW SEAT BELT LAWS;
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A QUICKEE;
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Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said, "No." Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex. &...
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Wendy
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A young man was so taken by his girlfriend Wendy that he had her name tattooed where only she would see. When he was ready for action, her whole name was visible - at other times he could only see W.y. As it happened, he went on a holiday to the Carribbean and stood in the toilet beside a young local man. Glanc...
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Grampa...
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An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather,Who was working in the yard and asked him,"Grampa, what is couple sex?" ??The grandfather was surprised that she would askSuch a question, but decided that if she's old enoughTo know to ask the question, then she's old enoughTo get a straight...
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5 Important things in life
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FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE 1. Money cannot buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-holes name. 3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are...
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The older I get, the better I was!!!
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The older I get, the better I was!!!??? Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized, I must have left them in the ca...
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NOT THIS TIME;
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> A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked > about having a son. > > They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. > > The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. > > The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new so...
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FEMALE LOGIC;
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CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ENERGY AUSTRALIAWRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FI...
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Directions
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An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they didn't like each other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of you...
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THE FARMER WANTS A ?
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HILLBILLY DIVORCE A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces'. The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?'The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres.'The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't un...
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A Thought
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Breasts without nipples would be pointless.
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HIGH FINANCE;
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A Man walks into a High Street bank & asks for a loan. He tells the bank officer he is going to Australia on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000 The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Liverpool lad hands over the keys and documents of...
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CACTUS;
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It was coming to the end of the day and sitting in his tiny near deserted local pub in Mt. Isa was an Aboriginal called Cactus. He was having a few beers as usual when a short well dressed and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him. After three or four beers, the gay man leaned over towards Cactus and w...
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Married Life
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "Id like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband.&q...
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