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A real life funny
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Rang the insurance company the other day and the lass on the phone said for proof of identity could I tell her my date of birth. I said twenty-four, six, fifty-one. Back came her question - Is that nineteen fifty-one?
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The dog lady
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1AM stop.
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A Police STOP at 1AMAn elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that le...
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LADIES BE CAREFULL!!
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At some point in a guy's life.... it comes down to this. Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Pete's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Pete's buddies are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days lat...
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The Australian Approach...
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An oldie, but worth another run.... A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked 'Do you have any sales experience?' The young man answered 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo.' The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job. His first day was chall...
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Travel Bug
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Another Blonde Joke....The School Day.
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One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, "Hey, Mummy! Mummy! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but I can count to Ten..... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" The mother responds, "Very good honey." The blonde asks, &...
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Travel Bug
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Not PC...
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There was a dwarf down in Texas who complained to his buddy that his testicles ached almost all the time. As he was always complaining about his problem, his friend finally suggested that he go to a doctor to see what could be done to relieve the problem. The dwarf took his advice and went to the doctor and...
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Travel Bug
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MONKEY BUSINESS;;
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A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He sits down at the bar to have a drink when the bartender screams, "Did you see what your Monkey just did?" "No, what?" asks the man "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table...WHOLE!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,&...
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Yet another blode joke
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A blonde takes her car for repairs and fears an expensive bill.........The mechanic fixes it in two minutes saying,........"Nothing wrong,.........just **** in the air filter".....Blonde replies.........." How often should I do that?"
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Kev-Maz
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JACK!
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Dingo Jack !! An aboriginal man in Mt Isa goes to the hospital with a problem - he just can't stop jogging. 'Hey white doctor' says the blackman, 'whacha think is makin' me run all over the place. It 's too puckin hot for dat ****.' The doctor says, 'It's got me beat but, hey, I might have a cu...
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Grandparents Answering Machine
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Grandparents Answering Machine] > > "Hello. You have reached Grandma and Grandpa. > We're not able to come to > the phone right now. If you are one of our > children, dial 1 and then > select f...
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Little Larry
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Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.After a few minutes, Larry asked, Dad, why are you doing that?His father replied, Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make s...
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Studies have revealed...
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Studies have revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal , she tends to be more att...
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Beth54
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Soap for sale.
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http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Arse-Face-Soap-/190532143252?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_15&hash=item2c5c99c894
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Too much drink
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2 drunks visit a brothel. The Madam takes a look at them and says to her manager "go put inflatable dolls in 2 bedrooms, these guys are too drunk to notice". During the walk home one guy says " i think my girl was dead, she never moved or made a sound". The second guy says " I think...
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Cheap Backpacker Flights Around Oz
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This is the latest airline to start up in Oz, offering cheap backpacker flights around the country;
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Vic
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HASTY;;
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If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notice...
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The cat
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A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.'The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.' God sai...
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A wifes revenge
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A Wife's Revenge: A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. she drags him out of the house, into the too l shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle, she then picked up a hacksaw. Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop!...
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The Plane Crash
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A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Australia. Panic stricken, the local police inspector mobilized and descended on the farm in force. By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm. The...
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Always Use Your Glasses
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A mate's daughter suggested he do something useful with his time. She suggested he go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys. He did this, and when he got home he told her he had joined a parachute club. She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 75 years old and you're going to start jumping o...
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