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LARRY;
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Larry Is In The Hospital . . . ....... Who in the hell is Larry? Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?" Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo di...
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The Wanker
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The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table last Sunday morning. I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff." "Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked. "I figure that you would eventually remarry an...
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Earl And Bubba
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Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months." Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over...........
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Prime Minister
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Prime Minister, Julia Gillard" Teller: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations, I insist on seeing ID." Gillard: "Just ask anyone here who I am and they will tell you. They all know who I am." Teller: "I am sorry, but these are the bank rules and...
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Frogs (Oooops! I am I allowed to say that?
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Subject: FW: Frogs Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS (Special Air Service) for special training. After the first day they met up in the bar. "Ah, Pierre ," asks one,"'ow 'av you been doing?" "Merde!" answers Pierre . "I 'av 'ad ze most terrib...
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PULL OVER DRIVER
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An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asked, "Really...
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Retirement #3
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Retirement #2
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Retirement
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THERE'S ALWAYS ONE;
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There's always one. Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?" Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." Operator: "What sort of trouble??" Caller: "Well, I was just typ...
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DRUNK CAT
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Collingwood vs Geelong Supporters - just for you Jimbo :)
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A family of Collingwood supporters heads out one Saturday morning to do their Christmas shoplifting. While in Rebel Sports the son picks up a Geelong footy jumper and says to his 10 year old sister, "Hey mole, I've decided to become a Geelong supporter and I want this for Christmas". His si...
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Geelong Fan
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A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in Geelong and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Geelong fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Geelong fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. ... ......
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Collingwood Fan
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A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in Collingwood and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Collingwood fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Collingwood fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one litt...
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TECHNOLOGY;
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LIFE AFTER DEATH;
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: " Marion ... Mari...
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Never to Old
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They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening.They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.Des...
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CHINESE HONEYMOON
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A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin & they are both waiters. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets, as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassurin...
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BALLS;
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A man got on the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, ' It's golf balls ' ...Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him f...
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MICK;
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SLEEPING WITH MICK The guys were on a bike tour. No one wanted to room with Mick, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Mick and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess an...
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