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PADDY;
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Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, Orders three pints of Guinness & sits in the corner of the room, Drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. When he had finished all three, He went back to the bar & ordered three more. The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it .....
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think first
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Knowledge....
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.....
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Blonderer
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Onestone!
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The Indian With One TesticleThere once was an Indian who had only one testicleand whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated thatname and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.After years and years of torment, Onestone finallycracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestoneagain I will kill them...
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DON & DAISY
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Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said, "No." Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex. &q...
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ANOTHER BLONDE;
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Blonde joke ! Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon l...
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& so Canberra is founded
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God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, Where have you been God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, Look, Michael. Look what I've made. Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "...
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the Stimulas plan
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:16 pm Post subject: Three contractorsThree contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the Parlamental House in Can berra. One is from Sydney, another is from Adelaide, and the third is from Melbourne . All three go with a Parliment House official to examine th...
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Good Trade
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It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out "Sir, Good Evening, Sir!" The General, out for some relaxation...
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Where to park th car
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Where to park car during a Snow Emergency Ollie and Lena were listing to the radio about the snow emergency parking, and it said they were going to get 7 inches of the white stuff, and to park on the even side, so Ollie hurries, and got the old Ford parked on the even side of the street, just as the plow was c...
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THE INVENTER;
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The Inventor of the Harley-Davidson Motorcycle,Arthur Davidson , Died and went to Heaven. At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter told Arthur.'Since you've been such a Good Man and Your Motorcycles have Changed the World, Your Reward is, you can Hang-Out with Anyone You Want to in Heaven.' Arthur Though...
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Parents..
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If your parents don't have any children, chances are you won't either....
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Blonderer
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The love game
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Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door, he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson. Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoul...
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Venetians..
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Did you know, without venetian blinds, it would be curtains for us all.........
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Blonderer
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Girls , could You trust a Cricketer
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Never Trust a Cricketer Come all ye fair young maidens and harken unto me, Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be Randier than a sailor who's been six months at sea Never let a cricketer's hand an inch above your knee First let's take the paceman, pure speed from first to last! My darlings do be ca...
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Church notice...
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Sign on Church.. Honk if you love Jesus.... Keep texting while your driving and you will meet him....
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Blonderer
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Bats and Old Age
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Firefly
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DRUNKS!
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DRUNKS A man and his wife were awoken at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slam...
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BLONDE BATH;
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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door...
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SHARING
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The old man placed an order for one hamburger , French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half , placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries , dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He to...
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