Just Joking

sucastja · sucastja

David returns to Italy David Is To Be Returned To Italy .. A bit of cultural news for a welcome change. After a two year loan to the United States , Michelangelo's David is being returned to Italy His Proud Sponsors were: THIS WAS TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE!

_wombat_ · _wombat_

sucastja · sucastja

robell · robell

A Somalian arrives in Australia as a new immigrant. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says........ 'Thank you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!' The passer by says,...

sucastja · sucastja

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She rep...

robell · robell

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert . During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergeant said, 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the po...

robell · robell

CATHOLIC GENTLEMAN AN ELDERLY ITALIAN, CATHOLIC GENTLEMAN An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini , Italy , went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful...

robell · robell

OLD F*RT PRIDE I'm passing this on as I did not want to be the only old f*rt receiving it. Actually, it's not a bad thing to be called, as you will see. # Old F*rts are easy to spot at sporting events; during the playing of the National Anthem. Old F*rts remove their caps and stand at attention and sing withou...

Dunco · Dunco

Someone had time on their hands

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village. On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way. On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This tim...

goinsoon · goinsoon

Dunno it just tickled my fancy

_wombat_ · _wombat_

[IMG]https://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p294/wombat100/Gubby2.jpg[/IMG...

Firefly · Firefly

A blonde orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's breasts and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her breasts.Each time the blonde calls for another beer this happens. So after the third...

jimbo · jimbo

The daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, 'My hands are freezing cold.' The girl replied, 'Put them between my legs and the warmth of my body will warm them up.. He did and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in...

_wombat_ · _wombat_

Firefly · Firefly

(Have a paper and pencil handy to record your answers. Your mind isn't as sharp as it once was!) This is NOT a pushover test. It's a Baby Boomer era test! There are 19 questions. Average score is 12. This one will be difficult for the younger set. Have fun, but no peeking! Let us know your sco...

jimricho · jimricho

HIS AND HER DIARY FOR THE SAME DAY: Her Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on...

jimbo · jimbo

Subject: FW: The TrapThe husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap. One Friday afternoon she sent the housemaid home for the weekend, and didnt tell her husband. That nigh...

robell · robell

If you don't laugh at this one, your dead! Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated he...

Firefly · Firefly

THE MUM TEST I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, And pro...

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	David Returns to Italy (Preview) David returns to Italy David Is To Be Returned To Italy .. A bit of cultural news for a welcome change. After a two year loan to the United States , Michelangelo's David is being returned to Italy His Proud Sponsors were: THIS WAS TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE!	sucastja	1	937	02:18 PM Jun 2, 2011 by goinsoon
	jonathan pic (Preview)	_wombat_	12	969	08:38 AM Jun 2, 2011 by _wombat_
	He slipped and fell officer. Honest!! (Preview)	sucastja	2	823	09:49 PM Jun 1, 2011 by goinsoon
	AUSTRALIA (Preview) A Somalian arrives in Australia as a new immigrant. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says........ 'Thank you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!' The passer by says,...	robell	0	849	09:44 PM Jun 1, 2011 by robell
	Peanuts (Preview) A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She rep...	sucastja	1	536	08:37 PM Jun 1, 2011 by Firefly
	Sex Starved (Preview) A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert . During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergeant said, 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the po...	robell	2	1004	04:53 PM Jun 1, 2011 by goinsoon
	Good Samaritan (Preview) CATHOLIC GENTLEMAN AN ELDERLY ITALIAN, CATHOLIC GENTLEMAN An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini , Italy , went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful...	robell	0	641	09:48 PM May 31, 2011 by robell
	OLD FRTS (Preview) OLD FRT PRIDE I'm passing this on as I did not want to be the only old frt receiving it. Actually, it's not a bad thing to be called, as you will see. # Old Frts are easy to spot at sporting events; during the playing of the National Anthem. Old F*rts remove their caps and stand at attention and sing withou...	robell	0	814	09:39 PM May 31, 2011 by robell
	Why Osama Bin Laden had no chance of escaping (Preview) Someone had time on their hands	Dunco	2	830	04:30 PM May 31, 2011 by goinsoon
	Retirement (Preview) One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village. On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way. On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This tim...	Cruising Granny	6	1180	04:15 PM May 31, 2011 by goinsoon
	GOOD OLE HANGIN (Preview) Dunno it just tickled my fancy	goinsoon	2	811	04:09 PM May 31, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	gubby you thought (Preview) [IMG]https://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p294/wombat100/Gubby2.jpg[/IMG...	_wombat_	13	1263	11:34 AM May 31, 2011 by _wombat_
	A Blonde Orders A Beer..... (Preview) *A blonde orders a beer.* *The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.* *It hits the blonde woman's breasts and splashes all over them.* *The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her breasts.Each time the* blonde calls for another beer this happens. So after the third...**	Firefly	1	937	07:40 AM May 31, 2011 by _wombat_
	Hope not too Hot! (Preview) *The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.* *The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said,* *'My hands are freezing cold.'* *The girl replied,* *'Put them between my legs and the warmth of my body will warm them up.. He did and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in...*	jimbo	2	1196	05:14 PM May 30, 2011 by jimbo
	Jack pic (Preview)	_wombat_	1	799	09:34 AM May 30, 2011 by gubby
	Baby Boomer Test (Preview) (Have a paper and pencil handy to record your answers. Your mind isn't as sharp as it once was!) This is NOT a pushover test. It's a Baby Boomer era test! There are 19 questions. Average score is 12. This one will be difficult for the younger set. Have fun, but no peeking! Let us know your sco...	Firefly	29	1967	09:21 PM May 29, 2011 by Loffty
	HIS AND HER DIARY FOR THE SAME DAY: (Preview) HIS AND HER DIARY FOR THE SAME DAY: Her Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on...	jimricho	2	870	07:12 PM May 29, 2011 by petengail
	The Trap (Preview) Subject: FW: The TrapThe husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap. One Friday afternoon she sent the housemaid home for the weekend, and didnt tell her husband. That nigh...	jimbo	1	716	12:54 PM May 28, 2011 by Firefly
	Wheelchair Mahem (Preview) If you don't laugh at this one, your dead! Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated he...	robell	0	1027	02:19 PM May 27, 2011 by robell
	Mum Test (Preview) THE MUM TEST I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, And pro...	Firefly	3	1072	10:03 AM May 26, 2011 by Firefly
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