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TOAST;
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, Between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." Sh...
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Court Case
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One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them. One of them turned to the other and remarked, "I'd give $250 to spend the night with that woman." Much to their sur...
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Circle Flies
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Firefly
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Male or Female
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Male or Female? You might not have known this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are femal...
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robell
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colours;
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NEVER Assume... A truck driver is cruising along when he spots a little yellow man standing in the middle of the road, crying. He brings the truck to a standstill, rolls down the window, and asks the little man what's wrong. 'I'm yellow, I'm from Venus, I'm gay and I'm hungry,' sobs the little man. 'W...
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The Iranian Ambassador
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The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby where he met the U.S. President. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in A...
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More Little Larry
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Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.Why do you do that, mommy? he asked. To make myself beautiful, said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.What's the matter, asked Larry Giving up?
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Italian
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SPAGHETTI For several years, a man was having an affair, with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy...
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A real life funny
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Rang the insurance company the other day and the lass on the phone said for proof of identity could I tell her my date of birth. I said twenty-four, six, fifty-one. Back came her question - Is that nineteen fifty-one?
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The dog lady
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1AM stop.
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A Police STOP at 1AMAn elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that le...
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LADIES BE CAREFULL!!
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At some point in a guy's life.... it comes down to this. Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Pete's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Pete's buddies are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days lat...
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The Australian Approach...
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An oldie, but worth another run.... A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked 'Do you have any sales experience?' The young man answered 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo.' The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job. His first day was chall...
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Travel Bug
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Another Blonde Joke....The School Day.
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One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, "Hey, Mummy! Mummy! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but I can count to Ten..... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" The mother responds, "Very good honey." The blonde asks, &...
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Travel Bug
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Not PC...
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There was a dwarf down in Texas who complained to his buddy that his testicles ached almost all the time. As he was always complaining about his problem, his friend finally suggested that he go to a doctor to see what could be done to relieve the problem. The dwarf took his advice and went to the doctor and...
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Travel Bug
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MONKEY BUSINESS;;
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A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He sits down at the bar to have a drink when the bartender screams, "Did you see what your Monkey just did?" "No, what?" asks the man "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table...WHOLE!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,&...
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Yet another blode joke
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A blonde takes her car for repairs and fears an expensive bill.........The mechanic fixes it in two minutes saying,........"Nothing wrong,.........just **** in the air filter".....Blonde replies.........." How often should I do that?"
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JACK!
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Dingo Jack !! An aboriginal man in Mt Isa goes to the hospital with a problem - he just can't stop jogging. 'Hey white doctor' says the blackman, 'whacha think is makin' me run all over the place. It 's too puckin hot for dat ****.' The doctor says, 'It's got me beat but, hey, I might have a cu...
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Grandparents Answering Machine
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Grandparents Answering Machine] > > "Hello. You have reached Grandma and Grandpa. > We're not able to come to > the phone right now. If you are one of our > children, dial 1 and then > select f...
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Little Larry
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Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.After a few minutes, Larry asked, Dad, why are you doing that?His father replied, Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make s...
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robell
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Studies have revealed...
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Studies have revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal , she tends to be more att...
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