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New world..
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aussie_paul
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1
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803
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He dialled 69
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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645
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Now I know..
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aussie_paul
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0
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699
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Where's your licence?
(Preview)
Where's your licence?A police officer pulled over a bloke and asked him for his license, the bloke said "sorry I must have left it at home".The officer said "Ok, can you at least identify yourself"So the bloke adjusted his rear view mirror, took a quick look at himself and said: "Yes, it's me."
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aussie_paul
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0
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687
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Little Billy..
(Preview)
Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?'Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.Dad says, 'So what were you watching?'Billy says, ' W...
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aussie_paul
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596
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lol..
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aussie_paul
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0
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676
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Contractor and the Pearly Gates..
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A contractor dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting his name, and absolutely everyone wants to shake his hand.Just when he thinks things can't possib...
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aussie_paul
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1
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771
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Holy Smoke
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Southern Cruizer
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2
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756
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lol..
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aussie_paul
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1
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734
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Risque'..
(Preview)
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.A waitress working a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table but the woman stared straight ahead.The waitres...
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aussie_paul
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1
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689
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Parking..
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aussie_paul
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0
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701
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Look..
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aussie_paul
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0
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690
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A wife complains..
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A wife complains to her husband: "Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can't you do the same?" The husband: "Are you mad? I barely know that woman!" -- Edited by aussie_paul on Saturday 13th of July 2024 03:36:2...
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aussie_paul
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0
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424
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Moses
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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742
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Grandpa's knee
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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758
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Crows
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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9
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1368
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Burnt Pizza
(Preview)
What does a burnt pizza, pregnant woman and a frozen beer have in common ? . . . . . . . . . . A man who didn't take it out on time.
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Gundog
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0
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711
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Coffee..
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aussie_paul
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0
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738
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Little Johny again.
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aussie_paul
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0
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534
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Words..
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aussie_paul
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0
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569
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