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Blondes
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Do you know why blonde jokes are so simple? It is so brunetts can understand them...
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Allara
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No cars
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LOSER
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You know you are a loser when a nymphomaniac says to you "Lets just be friends"
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Will I live to 80?
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Here's something to think about. I recently went to a new doctor. After 2 visits, & exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. I'm about 60. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked "Do you...
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WAITING;
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OPEN MIND;
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The science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, 'Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?' No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, 'You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the P...
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SENIORS;;
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A little Poem for the Seniors... Another year has passed and we're all a little older. Last summer felt hotter and winter seems much colder. There was a time not long ago when life was quite a blast. Now I fully un...
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Kiss Grandpa
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THIS OUGHT TO MAKE GRANDPA FEEL ALL WARM & FUZZY
A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa.
When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into Grandpa's room ..
"Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as...
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Cruising Granny
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More pet trouble
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Solomon
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TANJOOBERRYMUTTS
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By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' I am sure I have spoken to this person, or at least his brother The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service in a hotel ... Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest : "Sorry, I...
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We are MEN.
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Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in.Calling the auto club is not an option. I will win. ______________________________________________ Because I'm a man , when the car isn't running very well,I will pop the hood and...
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Pet trouble
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Solomon
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You got me !
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A restaurant has a sign that says "$500" if we fail to fill your order." A customer decides to test it by ordering "elephant ears on rye bread". The waitress takes his order to the kitchen. Seconds later, the chef storms out, goes to the customer's table and slams down $500...
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Solomon
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Going to Church!!
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An oldie
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Solomon
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Coke bottle
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I was not sure where to put this so decided to put it here. I know you have all seen sidewalk art. I thought this one was rather neat. Julian Beever is an English artist whos famous for his art on the pavement of England, France, Germany, USA, Australia and Belgium. Most of his artwork it is impossible to t...
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Ginger
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Hangover Rating
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Hangover Ratings 1 star hangover No pain. no real feeling of illness. You slept in your own bed and when you woke up there were no traffic cones in there with you. You are still able to function relatively well on the energy stored up from all those vodka and Red Bulls. However, you can drink 10 bottl...
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Onedodger
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The booking agent
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A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the counter. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." T...
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Solomon
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The Pope & That camera
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The Pope was going to have a shower one day . Allthough his ideas were very strict on celibacy , there was also a need to occasionally exercise the papal wrist , this happened to be one of those occasions . Just as the holy seeds were flying through the air , the pope noticed a photographer taking pics . Hold...
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23 things
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TWENTY-THREE THINGS Yes I know it has been around a while but sometimes these things need to be re- read TWENTY-THREE THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED BY NOW 1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often. 3. Going to church does...
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