Just Joking

Hylda&Jon · Hylda&Jon

THE HOT FLY In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. A hot,dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh ... if I go down three inches...,I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed." There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh if that fly goes Down thr...

Libby · Libby

While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice. "What do you think?" I asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-...

dave06 · dave06

Jacky and Freddo race into a bar and quickly shouts out to the publican "quick give us a drink before the trouble starts" the publican quickly hands them two beers and says "that'll be $8" to which Jacky says to freddo "well looks like the trouble's started"

dave06 · dave06

Jacky Jacky was having a beer at a pub that he was not familiar with, he was dying for the loo so asked the publican who directed him upstairs, to the right and the first door on the left a while passes and the publican gets a bit concerened about Jacky Jacky so he goes looking only to be greeted at the top of th...

Hylda&Jon · Hylda&Jon

John O'Riley was a member of an all male, Irish Toast Masters Club. One evening at the local Irish Toast Masters meeting, a contest was held to see who could deliver the best toast. Well, John O'Riley won the contest with the following verse: "Here's to the best years o' me life, spent between the l...

Firefly · Firefly

An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.'The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.' Soon thereafter, another Irish man...

Palebushman · Palebushman

In the fun world of the administration of justice, not all the laughs are in the court-room. Indeed, giggles and guffaws can erupt at almost any time or place. For example: On a bitterly cold winter's day several years ago in northern British Columbia, a RCMP constable on patrol c...

Basil Faulty · Basil Faulty

A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Lockyer Valley farm and talks with an old farmer. He tells the farmer, I need to inspect your farm for your water allocation. The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that paddock over there. The Water representative says, 'Mister, I hav...

Libby · Libby

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, So, what was wrong? He replied, It was an ID ten T error. I didnt want...

Libby · Libby

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, Please come over here and help me I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I cant figure out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, What is it supposed to be when its finished? The blonde says, According to the picture on the box, its a rooster. Her boyfriend decides to g...

Libby · Libby

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, When you die, Im getting you a headstone that reads, Here Lies My Wife Cold As Ever! Yeah? she replies. When you die, Im getting you a headstone that reads, Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last!

twobob · twobob

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my warm fishing gear, dressing quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was hail mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 kmh. I pull...

Firefly · Firefly

Getting a hairdryer through customs.... A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' 'Of course child. What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and wel...

Libby · Libby

Gala Christmas Party I'M HAPPY ' TO, INFORM YOU that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols... feel free to sing alo...

Firefly · Firefly

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear child, why are you crying?' The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in makin...

Libby · Libby

1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired. 2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway). 3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off. 6. A chicken crossing the road is poultry...

Disco Duck · Disco Duck

"Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer, Amen."

Hylda&Jon · Hylda&Jon

An Irishman's letter to Centrelink in request of receiving an AIDS leaflet Dear Sir I have just received an AIDS leaflet in the mail and would like to apply straight away for AIDS. I have been on the dole for the past ten years and have been receiving the child allowance, and every other benefit I could ge...

Disco Duck · Disco Duck

Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little someth...

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

From the state where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland. A night patrol police van parked in a dark corner of the car park at the local hotel. A little latter the officer noticed a man leaving the front door so intoxicated he could barely wal...

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	THE HOT FLY (Preview) THE HOT FLY In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. A hot,dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh ... if I go down three inches...,I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed." There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh if that fly goes Down thr...	Hylda&Jon	4	912	03:57 PM Dec 3, 2009 by dave06
	Shopping (Preview) While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice. "What do you think?" I asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-...	Libby	1	760	02:12 PM Dec 3, 2009 by dave06
	Jacky and freddo (Preview) Jacky and Freddo race into a bar and quickly shouts out to the publican "quick give us a drink before the trouble starts" the publican quickly hands them two beers and says "that'll be $8" to which Jacky says to freddo "well looks like the trouble's started"	dave06	0	564	02:04 PM Dec 3, 2009 by dave06
	Jacky, Jacky (Preview) Jacky Jacky was having a beer at a pub that he was not familiar with, he was dying for the loo so asked the publican who directed him upstairs, to the right and the first door on the left a while passes and the publican gets a bit concerened about Jacky Jacky so he goes looking only to be greeted at the top of th...	dave06	0	710	02:01 PM Dec 3, 2009 by dave06
	Irish but a bit naughty (Preview) John O'Riley was a member of an all male, Irish Toast Masters Club. One evening at the local Irish Toast Masters meeting, a contest was held to see who could deliver the best toast. Well, John O'Riley won the contest with the following verse: "Here's to the best years o' me life, spent between the l...	Hylda&Jon	0	806	01:34 PM Dec 3, 2009 by Hylda&Jon
	Fanny Green (Preview) An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.'The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.' Soon thereafter, another Irish man...	Firefly	0	732	08:42 AM Dec 3, 2009 by Firefly
	The Frozen Carburetor... (Preview) In the fun world of the administration of justice, not all the laughs are in the court-room. Indeed, giggles and guffaws can erupt at almost any time or place. For example: On a bitterly cold winter's day several years ago in northern British Columbia, a RCMP constable on patrol c...	Palebushman	0	854	10:54 PM Dec 2, 2009 by Palebushman
	Typical Aussie farmer (Preview) A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Lockyer Valley farm and talks with an old farmer. He tells the farmer, I need to inspect your farm for your water allocation. The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that paddock over there. The Water representative says, 'Mister, I hav...	Basil Faulty	3	949	08:20 PM Dec 2, 2009 by Cruising Granny
	Computer problems (Preview) I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, So, what was wrong? He replied, It was an ID ten T error. I didnt want...	Libby	1	690	09:24 PM Dec 1, 2009 by Pam
	Another blonde joke (Preview) A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, Please come over here and help me I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I cant figure out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, What is it supposed to be when its finished? The blonde says, According to the picture on the box, its a rooster. Her boyfriend decides to g...	Libby	0	540	08:24 PM Dec 1, 2009 by Libby
	40th wedding anniversary (Preview) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, When you die, Im getting you a headstone that reads, Here Lies My Wife Cold As Ever! Yeah? she replies. When you die, Im getting you a headstone that reads, Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last!	Libby	0	612	08:02 PM Dec 1, 2009 by Libby
	gone fishing (Preview) Saturday morning I got up early, put on my warm fishing gear, dressing quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was hail mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 kmh. I pull...	twobob	0	585	09:59 AM Dec 1, 2009 by twobob
	How To Smuggle A Hair Dryer (Preview) Getting a hairdryer through customs.... A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' 'Of course child. What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and wel...	Firefly	0	747	08:39 AM Dec 1, 2009 by Firefly
	Gala Christmas Party (Preview) Gala Christmas Party I'M HAPPY ' TO, INFORM YOU that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols... feel free to sing alo...	Libby	1	802	10:29 PM Nov 29, 2009 by Mike47
	When a Woman Lies. (Preview) One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear child, why are you crying?' The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in makin...	Firefly	2	768	06:51 PM Nov 29, 2009 by Firefly
	Clever (Preview) 1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired. 2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway). 3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off. 6. A chicken crossing the road is poultry...	Libby	2	823	04:46 PM Nov 29, 2009 by jimricho
	A Six Year Old's Prayer! (Preview) "Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer, Amen."	Disco Duck	1	672	03:50 PM Nov 29, 2009 by Rolly
	Re: Aids leaflet (Preview) An Irishman's letter to Centrelink in request of receiving an AIDS leaflet Dear Sir I have just received an AIDS leaflet in the mail and would like to apply straight away for AIDS. I have been on the dole for the past ten years and have been receiving the child allowance, and every other benefit I could ge...	Hylda&Jon	1	1365	03:10 PM Nov 29, 2009 by Disco Duck
	Pocket Tazer Stun Gun (Preview) Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little someth...	Disco Duck	0	843	02:41 PM Nov 29, 2009 by Disco Duck
	Drink Driving (Preview) From the state where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland. A night patrol police van parked in a dark corner of the car park at the local hotel. A little latter the officer noticed a man leaving the front door so intoxicated he could barely wal...	Cruising Granny	1	863	06:48 PM Nov 28, 2009 by jimricho
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