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Wheelie Bin
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Wheelie Bin > > A refuse collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. > He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to t...
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Silent
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Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
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Cat...
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Letting the cat out of the bag, is a whole lot easier than putting it back in !
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If at first...
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If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you!
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NOTICE.
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If you have noticed this notice, you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.
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Ten Thoughts
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Ten Thoughts to Ponder Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich . Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. T...
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COMPLETE;
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A man walks into the council office, & says to the Customer Service Officer: "I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be a councillor." "I need some practice for becoming a member of parliament" The receptionist repli...
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THE GOOD OIL;
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A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in Australia. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located in ~~~ Bass Strait ~~~ Eas...
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An onion...
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An onion can make people cry, but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh..
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HUSBAND STORE;
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Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the sh...
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animal cruelty
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Hey, you seen the ad. on TV, about the hardware store with the brown and yellow dogs as part of their sales. Well, when working in a northern town some years ago, I noticed that one of the local hardware stores had removed the two metal dogs and put them in a fenced off area next to the shop. The bloke who own...
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Stuttering Cat
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A teacher's story about Stuttering A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.' The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could becom...
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Computers vs Ford
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I don't know whether these are genuine responses, but who cares? They are sooooo true.
For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on:-
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with t...
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Cruising Granny
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CREDIT CRISSIS;
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UK credit crisis worsens SOMEONE has to pay for the wedding
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AIN'T IT THE TRUTH
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A man walks into the council office, & says to the Customer Service Officer: "I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be a councillor." "I need some practice for becoming a member of parliament" The receptionist replied "certainly sir P...
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MARRIAGE IN HEAVEN;
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On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter arr...
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TALKING CENTIPEDE!
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The Talking Centipede A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house. He t...
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TAXES;
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A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened . Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When The postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, Australia they decided to send it to Julia Gillard. Gillard was so amused tha...
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I'VE QUIT!
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Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, Orders three pints of Guinness & sits in the corner of the room, Drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. When he had finished all three, He went back to the bar & ordered three more. The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it .....
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The Coach Captain.
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The following is quite true. 1973, and it is the start of a twenty year career as a "professional" tour driver. Alice Springs airport, and I am picking up my first tour. It is a Japanese group, and having grown up in the bush, I had no idea about their minor language problem with the letters,...
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