Just Joking

russhenn · russhenn

Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door, he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson. Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoul...

Blonderer · Blonderer

Did you know, without venetian blinds, it would be curtains for us all.........

Zoomtopz · Zoomtopz

Never Trust a Cricketer Come all ye fair young maidens and harken unto me, Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be Randier than a sailor who's been six months at sea Never let a cricketer's hand an inch above your knee First let's take the paceman, pure speed from first to last! My darlings do be ca...

Blonderer · Blonderer

Sign on Church.. Honk if you love Jesus.... Keep texting while your driving and you will meet him....

Firefly · Firefly

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

DRUNKS A man and his wife were awoken at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slam...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door...

clazandaza · clazandaza

The old man placed an order for one hamburger , French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half , placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries , dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He to...

clazandaza · clazandaza

This was sent to me by a Pommie mate of mine. A bloke walks into a brothel and says: "I'm a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?" The madam replies $60. "Wow, what do I get for that," he says. She says: "A baggy green cap and an Australia shirt.

jules47 · jules47

You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one! You don't even have to like 'em! We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year's Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requ...

kesue · kesue

A guy goes to the dentist and asks him to take out a tooth that is aching badly. He sits in the chair and the dentist is just about to give him an injection to remove the tooth when he says to the dentist "Please no needles I cant stand them" Thats okay I will give you gas instead says the dentist. &...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

WHO IS JACK SCHITT? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the f...

Pam · Pam

Paddy falls down a hole. "whats down there?" Murphy asked, "milk" said paddy, "is it pasteurised?" asked Murphy " nah it's only to my knees" said Paddy

jules47 · jules47

Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.

Zoomtopz · Zoomtopz

ITALIAN HONEYMOON - in a best a Italian accent a After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to this friends. Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?" Luigi said, "Everyting wasa per...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, Orders three pints of Guinness & sits in the corner of the room, Drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. When he had finished all three, He went back to the bar & ordered three more. The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it .....

Hylda&Jon · Hylda&Jon

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN v v v v v v v v v v v v v v ONE LIKE THIS ? v v v v Oh, for Pete's sake . . . calm down ! . . It's just a baby Panda.. . . New born. . . ...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.' OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll aroun...

jimricho · jimricho

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she sh...

Firefly · Firefly

A group of 40-year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waiters there had tight pants and nice asses. 10 years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch....

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	The love game Irish Paddy Mick tractor (Preview) Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door, he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson. Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoul...	russhenn	3	1273	09:38 AM Jan 29, 2011 by Blonderer
	Venetians.. (Preview) Did you know, without venetian blinds, it would be curtains for us all.........	Blonderer	2	921	09:29 PM Jan 24, 2011 by jimricho
	Girls , could You trust a Cricketer (Preview) Never Trust a Cricketer Come all ye fair young maidens and harken unto me, Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be Randier than a sailor who's been six months at sea Never let a cricketer's hand an inch above your knee First let's take the paceman, pure speed from first to last! My darlings do be ca...	Zoomtopz	2	1036	09:05 PM Jan 21, 2011 by kazza
	Church notice... (Preview) Sign on Church.. Honk if you love Jesus.... Keep texting while your driving and you will meet him....	Blonderer	0	825	04:19 PM Jan 21, 2011 by Blonderer
	Bats and Old Age (Preview)	Firefly	1	997	03:28 PM Jan 14, 2011 by JRH
	DRUNKS! (Preview) DRUNKS A man and his wife were awoken at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slam...	justcruisin01	0	875	08:15 PM Jan 10, 2011 by justcruisin01
	BLONDE BATH; (Preview) A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door...	justcruisin01	0	788	08:13 PM Jan 10, 2011 by justcruisin01
	SHARING (Preview) The old man placed an order for one hamburger , French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half , placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries , dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He to...	clazandaza	1	740	05:34 PM Jan 9, 2011 by petengail
	These Pommies are quick!! (Preview) This was sent to me by a Pommie mate of mine. A bloke walks into a brothel and says: "I'm a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?" The madam replies $60. "Wow, what do I get for that," he says. She says: "A baggy green cap and an Australia shirt.	clazandaza	1	1019	05:30 PM Jan 9, 2011 by petengail
	The cat (Preview) You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one! You don't even have to like 'em! We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year's Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requ...	jules47	0	873	05:06 PM Jan 6, 2011 by jules47
	The Dentist (Preview) A guy goes to the dentist and asks him to take out a tooth that is aching badly. He sits in the chair and the dentist is just about to give him an injection to remove the tooth when he says to the dentist "Please no needles I cant stand them" Thats okay I will give you gas instead says the dentist. &...	kesue	0	867	02:51 PM Jan 5, 2011 by kesue
	JACK SCHMITT; (Preview) *WHO IS JACK SCHITT?* For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the f...	justcruisin01	1	1053	06:08 AM Dec 30, 2010 by sandsmere
	Paddy and Murphy (Preview) Paddy falls down a hole. "whats down there?" Murphy asked, "milk" said paddy, "is it pasteurised?" asked Murphy " nah it's only to my knees" said Paddy	Pam	0	940	10:43 AM Dec 24, 2010 by Pam
	checking in (Preview) Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.	jules47	1	1185	04:49 PM Dec 13, 2010 by jimbo
	Italian Honeymoon - must be read with best Italian accent (Preview) ITALIAN HONEYMOON - in a best a Italian accent a After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to this friends. Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?" Luigi said, "Everyting wasa per...	Zoomtopz	1	1171	07:21 AM Dec 13, 2010 by jimricho
	PATRICK;; (Preview) Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, Orders three pints of Guinness & sits in the corner of the room, Drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. When he had finished all three, He went back to the bar & ordered three more. The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it .....	justcruisin01	0	1019	07:12 PM Dec 3, 2010 by justcruisin01
	What were you thinking? (Preview) HAVE YOU EVER SEEN v v v v v v v v v v v v v v ONE LIKE THIS ? v v v v Oh, for Pete's sake . . . calm down ! . . It's just a baby Panda.. . . New born. . . ...	Hylda&Jon	0	988	03:37 PM Dec 3, 2010 by Hylda&Jon
	SENIOR SEX; (Preview) The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.' OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll aroun...	justcruisin01	0	4590	08:42 PM Nov 30, 2010 by justcruisin01
	Hair Remover (Preview) My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she sh...	jimricho	2	1090	06:17 PM Nov 29, 2010 by bill12
	Where To Meet For Lunch... (Preview) A group of 40-year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waiters there had tight pants and nice asses. 10 years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch....	Firefly	0	939	05:36 PM Nov 29, 2010 by Firefly
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