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THE PERFECT HUSBAND;
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The PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?&qu...
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The Good Ol' Days...
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TURPS;
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A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine.. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.' The Priest said, 'No, the mos...
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Magic Sandals
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A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say,'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.' So the married couple wa...
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Firefly
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SPAGHETTI;
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For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he woul...
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RUDE CUSTOMERS
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For all Who Work With Rude Customers, isn't it a shame WE can't actually do this! An award should go to the Virgin Airlines desk attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgi...
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HOW WAS I BORN?
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A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born ?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We...
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Husband Day Care Centre
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Sign outside Pub... (hope that works ok now) -- Edited by jimricho on Tuesday 16th of November 2010 08:53:28 PM
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Poor hubby !!
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Was having a discussion with my very good friends the other day, and the conversation got around to Favourite sexual positions [ they are good friends ] Anyway his wife said that she refuses to have sex Unless she is in the on top position when i asked why is this ??? she said He Can Only Screw up
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It's magic
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What is the difference between a Condom and a Camera. ???? No difference !!! they both capture that Magic Moment !!!
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dazren
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Church
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Firefly
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It Coulda Been Worse.
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Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, "It could have been worse." To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so complet...
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THE PURSE !!!
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My wife came home from shopping today, said she got a real bargain !!!! picked up a purse on special for only $500.oo so to keep her happy i said give me a look at it, !!! and she showed me this tiny little coin purse, well i was not happy, and said what in the world made you think that tiny little purse was a bar...
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dazren
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Father and Daughter
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A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be very socialist, and among other socialist ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth. She was deep...
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Firefly
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The Rabbit Incident
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A man is driving along a highway And sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, But unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to...
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Summary Of Life
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Summary of Life GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brothe...
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The Blonde Mortician
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A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, sa...
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New mobile phone for seniors
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A few younger members may not get it
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Brookie
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LOGIC???
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A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.' The little...
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Ma
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Car trouble
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A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, 'What's the story?' He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
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