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Night Out.
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After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman's nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. 'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks. 'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him. 'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues. 'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away a...
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Old Timers Bar
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Old TimersBar Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Port Macquarie, Australia . They turned a corner and see a sign that says, 'Old Timers Bar - all drinks 10 cents. They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries acro...
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A Guy Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... Will you marry me? The Princess said NO! And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the to...
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MANAGEMENT LESSON;
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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you." But the girl said NO. Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the flo...
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THE MOLE FAMILY;
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A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole, All live together in a little mole hole. One day, papa mole sticks his head Out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, ' Yum! I smell maple syrup!' The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, Sniffs the air and said, 'Oh, Yum! I smell honey!' Now baby mole is trying to s...
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Boat people
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Do you know why we have all these people arriving in Australia in those dodge Boats ? Cause they are to scared to fly
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Life Support.
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While watching the Cricket on TV the other night, my wife and I were discussing life and death. I told her "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and relying on fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She promptly got up,...
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God created women
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When you think about it,God has to bethe best inventor of all time-He took a rib and turned it in to a loadspeaker! Bill
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The cook's revenge
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THE COOKS REVENGE It was just a harmless joke, it didnt wound or maimThough I have to say, Ill never try the like of it again Intending to jazz up the cook, I caught a joey rooAnd threw it in to liven up the cook upon the loo. The thunderbox had iron walls, that roo just bounced aroundAnd the yells and scr...
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thommo
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Gorilla tree
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This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one. "Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks. "Boy," is the man's response. "Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there." An hour la...
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Weather prediction
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It was April and the Aboriginals in a remote part of Northern Australia asked their new elder if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an elder in a modern community he had never been taught the old secrets from his elders when he was a boy. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what...
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First Seniors Moment Ever recorded
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Hope you like this http://campervans.myfreeforum.org/sutra187.php#187
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Brookie
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Mrs Parks.
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The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, 'Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?' No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, 'You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going To tell my parents, and they will go and tell...
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INDIAN TAXI DRIVER
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A stark naked,drunken Australian woman,jumped into a vacant taxi in down town New Delhi. The Indian driver was immediately beside himselfand just kept on staring at the woman.He made no attempt to start the cab. What's wrong with you mate,haven't you ever seen a naked white woman befo...
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KIDS;
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Grandma may not know everything... Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her: 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the...
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CUCKOO;
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in...
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Only an Aussie can make you feel like a woman.
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A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightening. One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my las...
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ADVICE
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Advice from a Sex Therapist > Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day > when through a gap in the door > he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front > of an old red > Massey Ferguson . > > > Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently > slides off f...
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Happy Trailer Trash
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I'm happy to be "trailer trash" or Grey Nomads.
Caravan Park people did not cause any of the problems that our countries face today.
They did not get mortgages they couldn't afford.
They did not run the banks to the ground with greed.
They did not use investors for their personal be...
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Cruising Granny
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Paddy
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Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with his mate when a lorry went by loaded up with rolls of turf. Paddy said, 'I gonna do that when I win lottery' 'What's dat, says his mate. 'Send me lawn away to be cut'.
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