Just Joking

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village. On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way. On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This tim...

goinsoon · goinsoon

Dunno it just tickled my fancy

_wombat_ · _wombat_

[IMG]https://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p294/wombat100/Gubby2.jpg[/IMG...

Firefly · Firefly

A blonde orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's breasts and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her breasts.Each time the blonde calls for another beer this happens. So after the third...

jimbo · jimbo

The daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, 'My hands are freezing cold.' The girl replied, 'Put them between my legs and the warmth of my body will warm them up.. He did and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in...

_wombat_ · _wombat_

Firefly · Firefly

(Have a paper and pencil handy to record your answers. Your mind isn't as sharp as it once was!) This is NOT a pushover test. It's a Baby Boomer era test! There are 19 questions. Average score is 12. This one will be difficult for the younger set. Have fun, but no peeking! Let us know your sco...

jimricho · jimricho

HIS AND HER DIARY FOR THE SAME DAY: Her Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on...

jimbo · jimbo

Subject: FW: The TrapThe husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap. One Friday afternoon she sent the housemaid home for the weekend, and didnt tell her husband. That nigh...

robell · robell

If you don't laugh at this one, your dead! Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated he...

Firefly · Firefly

THE MUM TEST I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, And pro...

goinsoon · goinsoon

Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now. "I would like my grandchildren to say, 'He was successful in business'," declared the first man. "Fifty years from now," said the second, "I want them t...

Vic · Vic

I did a search for this but couldn't find it, if it has been posted previously I apologise but it is still worth repeating; Pet Humour FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE or HAVE HAD PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY. FOR THOSE WHO DON'T HAVE OR HAVE NEVER HAD PETS, IT IS A TRUE STORY. The following was found posted very low on a...

robell · robell

God visited a man and told him he must give up smoking, drinking and sex if he wants to get into heaven..... The man said he would try his best. God visited the man a week later to see how he was getting on. "Not bad" said the man, "I've given up smoking and drinking but when the wife bent...

sucastja · sucastja

"Morning Sex" She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said Softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My...

Firefly · Firefly

WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM ? After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair.She can't possibly be mine!!' 'Nonsense,' the doctor said. 'Even thoug...

robell · robell

Catholic school students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructions also advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings: Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs An attractive young woman on a fligh...

Beth54 · Beth54

Due to technical difficulties... The scheduled END OF WORLD event has been postponed. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. If you have already quit your job, given away your life savings or liquidated all of your assets... Oops... Sorry! We will attempt another doomsday eve...

clazandaza · clazandaza

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cri...

robell · robell

The Frog and Golfer A man goes out golfing. He is on the second hole when He notices a frog sitting next to The green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He loo...

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	Retirement (Preview) One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village. On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way. On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This tim...	Cruising Granny	6	1261	04:15 PM May 31, 2011 by goinsoon
	GOOD OLE HANGIN (Preview) Dunno it just tickled my fancy	goinsoon	2	881	04:09 PM May 31, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	gubby you thought (Preview) [IMG]https://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p294/wombat100/Gubby2.jpg[/IMG...	_wombat_	13	1316	11:34 AM May 31, 2011 by _wombat_
	A Blonde Orders A Beer..... (Preview) *A blonde orders a beer.* *The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.* *It hits the blonde woman's breasts and splashes all over them.* *The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her breasts.Each time the* blonde calls for another beer this happens. So after the third...**	Firefly	1	994	07:40 AM May 31, 2011 by _wombat_
	Hope not too Hot! (Preview) *The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.* *The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said,* *'My hands are freezing cold.'* *The girl replied,* *'Put them between my legs and the warmth of my body will warm them up.. He did and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in...*	jimbo	2	1256	05:14 PM May 30, 2011 by jimbo
	Jack pic (Preview)	_wombat_	1	859	09:34 AM May 30, 2011 by gubby
	Baby Boomer Test (Preview) (Have a paper and pencil handy to record your answers. Your mind isn't as sharp as it once was!) This is NOT a pushover test. It's a Baby Boomer era test! There are 19 questions. Average score is 12. This one will be difficult for the younger set. Have fun, but no peeking! Let us know your sco...	Firefly	29	2060	09:21 PM May 29, 2011 by Loffty
	HIS AND HER DIARY FOR THE SAME DAY: (Preview) HIS AND HER DIARY FOR THE SAME DAY: Her Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on...	jimricho	2	925	07:12 PM May 29, 2011 by petengail
	The Trap (Preview) Subject: FW: The TrapThe husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap. One Friday afternoon she sent the housemaid home for the weekend, and didnt tell her husband. That nigh...	jimbo	1	781	12:54 PM May 28, 2011 by Firefly
	Wheelchair Mahem (Preview) If you don't laugh at this one, your dead! Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated he...	robell	0	1092	02:19 PM May 27, 2011 by robell
	Mum Test (Preview) THE MUM TEST I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, And pro...	Firefly	3	1135	10:03 AM May 26, 2011 by Firefly
	OLDIES (Preview) Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now. "I would like my grandchildren to say, 'He was successful in business'," declared the first man. "Fifty years from now," said the second, "I want them t...	goinsoon	1	1169	10:50 PM May 25, 2011 by Travel Bug
	Pet Humour (Preview) I did a search for this but couldn't find it, if it has been posted previously I apologise but it is still worth repeating; Pet Humour FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE or HAVE HAD PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY. FOR THOSE WHO DON'T HAVE OR HAVE NEVER HAD PETS, IT IS A TRUE STORY. The following was found posted very low on a...	Vic	2	1660	10:43 AM May 25, 2011 by Travel Bug
	NO NO (Preview) God visited a man and told him he must give up smoking, drinking and sex if he wants to get into heaven..... The man said he would try his best. God visited the man a week later to see how he was getting on. "Not bad" said the man, "I've given up smoking and drinking but when the wife bent...	robell	1	1137	09:20 PM May 24, 2011 by Travel Bug
	Morning Sex (Preview) "Morning Sex" She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said Softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My...	sucastja	0	1014	07:35 PM May 24, 2011 by sucastja
	Where Do Red Head Babies Come From? (Preview) WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM ? After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair.She can't possibly be mine!!' 'Nonsense,' the doctor said. 'Even thoug...	Firefly	0	897	07:21 PM May 23, 2011 by Firefly
	hair dryer (Preview) Catholic school students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructions also advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings: Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs An attractive young woman on a fligh...	robell	1	806	05:24 PM May 23, 2011 by Travel Bug
	ATTENTION ALL JUDGEMENT and DOOMSDAY BELIEVERS: (Preview) Due to technical difficulties... The scheduled END OF WORLD event has been postponed. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. If you have already quit your job, given away your life savings or liquidated all of your assets... Oops... Sorry! We will attempt another doomsday eve...	Beth54	3	1014	04:00 PM May 23, 2011 by Beth54
	A life of hopes (Preview) When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cri...	clazandaza	3	1028	06:25 AM May 23, 2011 by Zoomtopz
	The Frog (Preview) The Frog and Golfer A man goes out golfing. He is on the second hole when He notices a frog sitting next to The green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He loo...	robell	1	990	11:55 PM May 22, 2011 by Travel Bug
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