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Redneck Limo
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MERLOT;
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A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cosy littlerestaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there,' and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stare...
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Good Ol' Days
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"When I were a lad, my mum would send me down to da corner store wiv' a dollar, and I'd come back wiv' five pounds o' potatoes, two loaves o' bread, three pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese, a packet o' tea, an' 'alf a dozen eggs. Yer can't do that now...too many @#&ken security cameras."
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Slightly blonde
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Two sperm are traveling inside a blonde. One says to the other "How far are we from the egg?" The other says "Not far now, we just passed the tonsils."
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Diary Of A Pom
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Diary of a Karratha Summer (by a pom) August 31st Just got transferred with work into our new home in Karratha, Western Australia. Now this is a town that knows how to live!. Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! I watched the sunset from a deck chair on the verandah. It was beautifu...
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The Lawyer
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A client went to a lawyer and asked him if he could answer two questions for a fee of $1000 each. "Sure" said the lawyer, "What's the second question"?!! Thommo. -- Edited by thommo on Tuesday 2nd of February 2010 11:05:33 PM
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BIG PEOPLE WORDS;
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Big People Words A group of children were trying very hard to become accustomed to Nursery. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them. She asked John what he had done over t...
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one for the ladies
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A Woman's Perfect Breakfast She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. Enjoy the perfect breakfast, ladies!
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Parrots
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Two parrots were sitting on a perch one day: One said to the other "Can you smell fish ?"
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Parrots
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Two parrots were sitting on a perch one day. One parrot said to the other "Can you smell fish ?"
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DKay
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ROADSIDE SERVICE;
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justcruisin01
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DONKEY ;
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An Irish priest was transferred to the St Johns Catholic Church . Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a deaddonkey lying in the middle o...
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74 ;
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SEX AT 74! I've just found out I can still have sex at 74! I am so happy because I live at 68, so it's not far to walk home . . .
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Our Flag
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If this is true, I would have loved to have been there! I am led to believe,an incident occurred in a supermarket Recently, when the following was witnessed: A Muslim woman dressed in a Burkha (A black gown & face mask) was Standing with her shopping in a queue at the checkout. When it was her turn to b...
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RETIREMENT ;
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To all the guys and gals who are heading in that direction & hope you are wearing your glasses to read this. Retirement At 65 Upon reaching 65, Bob decided to retire. After having him under foot for a few months, his wife became very agitated with him. She suggested he go and do something to o...
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USE IT OR LOOSE IT ;
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Airline Contraception
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A mother and her young son were flying Eastwest Airlines
from Melbourne to Merimbula.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to
his mother and said,
If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why dont big planes have baby planes?
The mother (who couldnt think of a suit...
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Cruising Granny
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food for thought;
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Creative Puns for Educated Minds1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.4. A ru...
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Woodpeckers
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Two Woodpeckers... A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tr...
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blonde
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A blonde gets a job as a teacher She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. 'You ok?' she says. 'Yes.' he says. 'You can go and play with the other kids you know' she says. 'It's best I stay her...
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