Just Joking

Firefly · Firefly

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened . He then decided to write a letter to God requesting the $100.When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, Australia they decided to send it to Julia Gillard. (Australian PM) Gi...

Cowboy7307 · Cowboy7307

An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf. So he puts his name down at the local club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down. So he goes down to the club to enquire why. Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club? Scot...

robell · robell

What A Coincidence! A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne... The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!' 'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me.... I am celebrating' 'Thi...

Cowboy7307 · Cowboy7307

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says...

robell · robell

An old nunwho was living in a convent next to a construction sitenoticed the coarse language of the workersand decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would take her lunch;sit with the workers; and talk with them. She put her sandwich in a brown bag andwalked ov...

clazandaza · clazandaza

Could this be true? I'd say so.Definitely! INTERESTING OBSERVATION 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4 The sport of choice for supervisors is BASE...

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she bought it on special offer. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, 'PINCH MY NIPPLE...

sucastja · sucastja

Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:Dear Grand-daughter,The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker ..I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir perform...

robell · robell

So have some fun my sharp-witted friends. This is a test for > us 'old kids'! The answers are printed below, but don't cheat. > /*/01./**/After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the > sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? > Invariably, someone wou...

robell · robell

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi! Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I di...

gubby · gubby

Vic????

Firefly · Firefly

For all of you who are married, were married, wish you were married or wish you were not married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business trips, in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of...

Firefly · Firefly

A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?, What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care, I just came fr...

_wombat_ · _wombat_

Magazine cover

petengail · petengail

Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care .. One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma.

robell · robell

From: Thomas Cook Holidays Listing some of the guest's complaints during the season. 1. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts" 2. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in t...

jimbo · jimbo

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all men: A wife asks her husband "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him "Why did you buy 6 cartons of mil...

Firefly · Firefly

This indeed is worrisome Beer contains female hormones Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer c...

Firefly · Firefly

The Mexican Maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said yo...

gubby · gubby

There's a few on here that have never met each other.... -- Edited by gubby on Wednesday 8th of June 2011 09:36:15 PM

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	The Prayer (Preview) A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened . He then decided to write a letter to God requesting the $100.When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, Australia they decided to send it to Julia Gillard. (Australian PM) Gi...	Firefly	1	945	09:17 PM Jun 16, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	Scottish Jew (Preview) An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf. So he puts his name down at the local club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down. So he goes down to the club to enquire why. Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club? Scot...	Cowboy7307	1	1247	09:42 AM Jun 16, 2011 by Firefly
	Coincidently (Preview) What A Coincidence! A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne... The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!' 'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me.... I am celebrating' 'Thi...	robell	1	994	09:41 AM Jun 16, 2011 by Firefly
	how your day going (Preview) There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says...	Cowboy7307	1	1147	07:58 PM Jun 15, 2011 by jimbo
	Holy lunch (Preview) An old nunwho was living in a convent next to a construction sitenoticed the coarse language of the workersand decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would take her lunch;sit with the workers; and talk with them. She put her sandwich in a brown bag andwalked ov...	robell	4	1291	11:41 AM Jun 14, 2011 by Travel Bug
	HOW BIG ARE YOURS? (Preview) Could this be true? I'd say so.Definitely! INTERESTING OBSERVATION 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4 The sport of choice for supervisors is BASE...	clazandaza	2	1135	07:33 AM Jun 14, 2011 by jimricho
	Getting Your Own Way (Preview) A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she bought it on special offer. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, 'PINCH MY NIPPLE...	Cruising Granny	1	1008	06:35 AM Jun 14, 2011 by Firefly
	A Letter from Grandma (Preview) Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:Dear Grand-daughter,The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker ..I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir perform...	sucastja	3	1074	09:45 PM Jun 13, 2011 by Travel Bug
	Do you know ?????? (Preview) So have some fun my sharp-witted friends. This is a test for > us 'old kids'! The answers are printed below, but don't cheat. > //01./*/After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the > sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? > Invariably, someone wou...	robell	5	1135	08:00 PM Jun 13, 2011 by jules47
	Cold end (Preview) Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi! Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I di...	robell	1	987	08:26 PM Jun 12, 2011 by lilly31
	Vic's Avatar (Preview) Vic????	gubby	2	1015	03:57 PM Jun 12, 2011 by _wombat_
	Bottle Of Wine (Preview) For all of you who are married, were married, wish you were married or wish you were not married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business trips, in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of...	Firefly	0	1093	02:45 PM Jun 12, 2011 by Firefly
	Jumping On The Bed (Preview) A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?, What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care, I just came fr...	Firefly	3	1104	01:42 PM Jun 12, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	Look who's made the front (Preview) Magazine cover	_wombat_	3	933	08:39 AM Jun 12, 2011 by _wombat_
	Herion Addicts (Preview) Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care .. One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma.	petengail	7	1229	09:29 PM Jun 11, 2011 by goinsoon
	DO TELL (Preview) From: Thomas Cook Holidays Listing some of the guest's complaints during the season. 1. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts" 2. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in t...	robell	3	1115	09:07 PM Jun 11, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	Logical (Preview) This is a story which is perfectly logical to all men: A wife asks her husband "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him "Why did you buy 6 cartons of mil...	jimbo	1	1006	09:02 PM Jun 11, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	Beer Contains Female Hormones!! (Preview) This indeed is worrisome Beer contains female hormones Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer c...	Firefly	1	1136	08:50 PM Jun 11, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	The Maid (Preview) The Mexican Maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said yo...	Firefly	0	863	06:50 PM Jun 11, 2011 by Firefly
	Nomads Get Together (Preview) There's a few on here that have never met each other.... -- Edited by gubby on Wednesday 8th of June 2011 09:36:15 PM	gubby	20	1564	06:38 PM Jun 11, 2011 by jonathan
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