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$280.000 morgage;
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For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a sui...
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A NEW ONE
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This fella went to a plastic surgeon because he was told he could graft on a new appendage and as the one he was born with was very small, to say the least and he thought the doctor could help him. The Surgeon examined him and said yes I can help, Iv'e got a...
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British Newspapers Are More Fun To Read
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Gary and Kerry
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SNOTTY
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You know not to MESS with senior folks. SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist wa...
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DA VINCI CODE ;
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DA VINCI CODE Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: THE DA VINCI CODE It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and...
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VATICAN HUMOUR;
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VATICAN HUMOUR After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the Superlimo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the kerb. 'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?' 'Well, to tell you t...
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Aussie Dunny
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<!-- DIV {margin:0px;} --> The Australia Dunny They were funny looking buildings, that were once a way of life, If you couldn't sprint the distance, then you really were in strife. They were nailed, they were wired, but were mostly falling down, There was one in every yard, in every house, in ev...
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English Language
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THIS IS GREAT.... Read all the way to the and................. This took a lot of work to put together!!! You think English is easy??? Read to the end . . . a new twist 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse morerefuse. 4...
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IRISH JOKE
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A very large lady, wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a bar in Dublin, She raised her right arm revealing a huge hairy armpit as she pointe to all the people in the bar and said in a loud voice: "WHAT MAN HERE WILL BUY A LADY A DRINK" The bar fell silent as everyone tried to ignore h...
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Need A Bad Day to Get Into Heaven
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It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wif...
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CRAP!
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A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Hello, I would like to be castrated." "That's a lifechanging operation," says the doctor. "Are you sure you want to do it?" "yes," says the man. "and if you refuse I'll go to another doctor." "OK,"...
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WISH WELL
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Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie are all walking together one day.. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', Says the Genie. The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I wan...
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LIFESAVERS;
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The children began to identify the flavours by their colour: Red......................Cherry Yellow..................Lemon Green..................Lime Orange ...............Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the...
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Nomad Adventure
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A couple of Grey nomals were motoring along the Birdsville track. He was driving and she was catching flies in her open mouth while catching up on 40 winks. The old man glanced down to the instrument panel and noticed the oil light starting to flicker. A few minutes later the oil light stayed on so he star...
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Confucius
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Confucius say, " Treat your woman like your vacuum cleaner,if she stops sucking, replace the bag."
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DRUNK AGAIN ;
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The Best Drunk Story Ever A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up staggers to the table, leans over, Looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: 'I went by your grandma's house t...
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NAKED COWBOY;
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Naked Cowboy A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?' T...
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IDIOTS;
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Idiots have no geographical limits, this lot are Australia's finest!! They walk and live amongst us. But worst of all they are allowed to breed............................... Number One Idiot of 2008. I am a medical student in Sydney, currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison contro...
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0 to 200 in 6 seconds
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she lo...
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From A Mother With Love
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Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house n...
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