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Quickies - some old, some new....
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A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed...
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Peterpan
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Respectful
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Two friends are fishing near a bridge. Suddenly a Hearse and two Funeral Cars go over the bridge so one of the men stands up, takes off his cap and bows his head. When the cars have gone he puts his cap back on, sits back down and carries on fishing. His mate turns to him and says, "Dave, that's on...
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Amazing Anagrams
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This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in a while. Someone out there must be "deadly" at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one!) PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DE...
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Donald Duck and Daisy Duck
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Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said, "No." Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex. &q...
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OH! Father
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Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicotine patch on it.. He looks at the other priest and says, 'I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis..' The other one replies, 'It's work...
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Making A Baby
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The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photogr...
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Cruising Granny
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A Couple of quickies
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I was in the pub with my wife last night and I said, I love you. She said, Is that you or the beer talking? I replied, Its me talking to the beer. My wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
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Peterpan
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Bunnings Scam
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Bunnings Scam A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Bunnings customers. This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get trade supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't...
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Wombat's Family Photo
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What a lovely looking bunch....
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MUSHROOM JOKE
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What do ya call a mushroom with a 9" penis.... A Fungi to be with.......... sorry...... Hoo Roo Happy Days Grumpster
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Wife Swapping
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Went to a wife swapping party the other night and it was great... I got a 1/2" socket set and a battery drill for the old girl......
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A little known fact
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A little known fact The first testicular guard was used in cricket in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. It took 100 years for men to realize that their brain could also be important.
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robell
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how to give a cata pill
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How To Give A Cat A Pill 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop...
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gynecologist
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A gynecologist decided that he would like a change in careers and so he got a job as a apprentice motor mechanic at the local garage . All went well as he enjoyed the job and as a result got good reports from all the costumers about the quality of his work . At the end of his apprenticeship there w...
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Blond Joke
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help > me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get > started.' > > Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' > > The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's...
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Latin Medical names
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Yeah , I wast wondering about all these medical terms that get chucked at us . Like in PPs thread 'kleptomania' & there's nymphomania And then the operations - tonsilectomy , appendectomy . I wonder if a Nymphomaniac's experience is called a 'slipadictome' Richo
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Zoomtopz
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Life Really Is This Simple!
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Firefly
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Big is Smarter
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With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.  Beginning today, when I look at my backside in the mirr...
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Senior citizens
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Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for Every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, Real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others. HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the senior citizens who took: The...
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Camera
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A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera.He figured that his picture had been tkane for exceeding the limit, even though heknew that he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the blockand passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the cameraflashed. Now he be...
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