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Firefly · Firefly

A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked 'Do you have any sales experience?' The young man answered 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo.' The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job. His first day was challenging and busy, but he got t...

AlbyofCraigmore · AlbyofCraigmore

A blonde rang QANTAS customer support and asked " how long it would take to fly from Melbourne to Perth?" , "Just a minute!" the customer support officer replied, "Thank you". replied the blond and hung up.

Firefly · Firefly

http://www.cincinnati.com/golf/golfquiz/html/brand.htm

Firefly · Firefly

INTERVIEW Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a opening. After sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them...

Gary and Kerry · Gary and Kerry

Welcome to Chinese Wal-MartWe thought our Wal-Marts had it all Crocodiles Bulk Rice Mixed Meat for the choosing(I'm sure they all washed their hands first!!!) Turtles and other stuff You guess!(It looks familiar, but definitely not something that I've eaten,or am going to!) Walmar...

clazandaza · clazandaza

Socrates' thoughts on gossip Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumour or spread gossip. In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogen...

DillyDallyingAround · DillyDallyingAround

Beth54 · Beth54

Seniors Text Coding ATD At the doctors BFF Best friend fell BTW Bring the wheelchair BYOT Bring your own teeth ......FWIW Forgot where I was GGPBL Gotta go, pacemaker battery low GHA Got heartburn again IMHO Laughing my dentures out OMMR On my massage recliner OMSG Oh My! Sorry gas ROFLACGU Rolling...

Firefly · Firefly

http://elrellano.com/videos_online/4624/circo-roncalli.html

Palebushman · Palebushman

He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. "Just relax." Without warning, he reached down and I felt hi...

Firefly · Firefly

petengail · petengail

Margaret and Bert.................. A retired couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Tamworth. Bert always wanted a pair of R.M. WILLIAMS boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything diffe...

Zoomtopz · Zoomtopz

HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's schitt ... that's right, schitt! Schitt may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke schitt , buy schitt, sell schitt, lose schitt, find schitt, forget schitt, and tell others to eat schitt. ...

petengail · petengail

Three women walked into a bar.... You'd thought one of em would have seen it...

Alan8888 · Alan8888

An Obituary printed in the London Times Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable...

Firefly · Firefly

Gary and Kerry · Gary and Kerry

WARNING : ONLY Read This Once You Are Able To LAUGH OUT LOUD. Hysterics might set in. The writer of this piece paints a very vivid picture... funny stuff. You will laugh - guaranteed! ENJOY!! I went to Bunnings recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the pre...

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you ****ting me? _________________________________________ ATTORN...

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by (US) court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS...

Firefly · Firefly

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	The Aussie Approach (Preview) A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked 'Do you have any sales experience?' The young man answered 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo.' The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job. His first day was challenging and busy, but he got t...	Firefly	0	999	06:22 PM Apr 2, 2011 by Firefly
	A quick answer! (Preview) A blonde rang QANTAS customer support and asked " how long it would take to fly from Melbourne to Perth?" , "Just a minute!" the customer support officer replied, "Thank you". replied the blond and hung up.	AlbyofCraigmore	0	711	06:28 PM Mar 31, 2011 by AlbyofCraigmore
	Anyone For Golf? (Preview) http://www.cincinnati.com/golf/golfquiz/html/brand.htm	Firefly	6	1155	08:03 AM Mar 31, 2011 by Firefly
	Interview (Preview) INTERVIEW Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a opening. After sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them...	Firefly	0	1022	06:48 PM Mar 29, 2011 by Firefly
	Chinese Wal Mart (Preview) *Welcome to Chinese Wal-MartWe thought our Wal-Marts had it all* Crocodiles Bulk Rice Mixed Meat for the choosing(I'm sure they all washed their hands first!!!) Turtles and other stuff You guess!(It looks familiar, but definitely not something that I've eaten,or am going to!) Walmar...**	Gary and Kerry	9	1939	05:49 PM Mar 28, 2011 by baz104
	Socrates (Preview) Socrates' thoughts on gossip Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumour or spread gossip. In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogen...	clazandaza	1	1168	09:15 AM Mar 28, 2011 by Beth54
	Jeff (Preview)	DillyDallyingAround	1	753	11:12 PM Mar 27, 2011 by Firefly
	SENIOR TEXT CODING (Preview) Seniors Text Coding ATD At the doctors BFF Best friend fell BTW Bring the wheelchair BYOT Bring your own teeth ......FWIW Forgot where I was GGPBL Gotta go, pacemaker battery low GHA Got heartburn again IMHO Laughing my dentures out OMMR On my massage recliner OMSG Oh My! Sorry gas ROFLACGU Rolling...	Beth54	2	1185	05:06 PM Mar 27, 2011 by Pam
	Beautiful Coat (Preview) http://elrellano.com/videos_online/4624/circo-roncalli.html	Firefly	0	913	04:17 PM Mar 26, 2011 by Firefly
	A M&B Novel excerpt? (Preview) He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. "Just relax." Without warning, he reached down and I felt hi...	Palebushman	0	900	10:11 PM Mar 24, 2011 by Palebushman
	Best Poster Ever!! (Preview)	Firefly	3	1139	09:06 PM Mar 24, 2011 by tonyd
	Margaret and Bert (Preview) Margaret and Bert.................. A retired couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Tamworth. Bert always wanted a pair of R.M. WILLIAMS boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything diffe...	petengail	0	905	09:46 AM Mar 22, 2011 by petengail
	THE most Funcional word in the English language (Preview) HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's schitt ... that's right, schitt! Schitt may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke schitt , buy schitt, sell schitt, lose schitt, find schitt, forget schitt, and tell others to eat schitt. ...	Zoomtopz	1	1257	08:03 AM Mar 21, 2011 by ozi2
	Three women walked into a bar... (Preview) Three women walked into a bar.... You'd thought one of em would have seen it...	petengail	1	940	11:21 PM Mar 19, 2011 by Pam
	Obituary writen of Common Sense (Preview) An Obituary printed in the London Times Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable...	Alan8888	0	1676	09:11 PM Mar 19, 2011 by Alan8888
	Six Beers (Preview)	Firefly	4	1205	03:05 PM Mar 19, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	Chilli (Preview) WARNING : ONLY Read This Once You Are Able To LAUGH OUT LOUD. Hysterics might set in. The writer of this piece paints a very vivid picture... funny stuff. You will laugh - guaranteed! ENJOY!! I went to Bunnings recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the pre...	Gary and Kerry	3	1080	03:03 PM Mar 19, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	Court Jesters #2 (Preview) ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you ****ting me? _________________________________________ ATTORN...	Cruising Granny	0	723	09:01 PM Mar 17, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	Court Jester - Real Life (Preview) These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by (US) court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS...	Cruising Granny	1	1597	05:16 PM Mar 17, 2011 by Beth54
	Daylight Saving (Preview)	Firefly	2	1190	07:15 PM Mar 16, 2011 by Happywanderer
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