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Gary and Kerry · Gary and Kerry

WARNING : ONLY Read This Once You Are Able To LAUGH OUT LOUD. Hysterics might set in. The writer of this piece paints a very vivid picture... funny stuff. You will laugh - guaranteed! ENJOY!! I went to Bunnings recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the pre...

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you ****ting me? _________________________________________ ATTORN...

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by (US) court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS...

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Galahs · Galahs

A few years ago,my son was a tour guide in the Kimberley, working between Kunnanurra and Broome, through the Bungles and then back up the Gibb River Road. We did a tag along tour behind his bus, and listened in over our two way radio as he talked over his radio to the passengers in the bus. It was just like be...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Moving to Nevada A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, 'What are you doing?' She answers, 'I'm moving to Nevada .. I heard prostitutes there get paid $ 400 for doing what I do for you for free. Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom &a...

clazandaza · clazandaza

Not enough funds for target stands.

Blonderer · Blonderer

Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day, lying in hospital, dying of nothing...

Firefly · Firefly

A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Jeff! All he wants is sex, and my vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a 5 cent piece." Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire Businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive...

Firefly · Firefly

THE IRISH PRIEST An Irish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a Fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the...

clazandaza · clazandaza

Amazing what you can get free on the Government!!! If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray and a pat down, and if you mention Al Queda, you get a free colonoscopy!.

jimbo · jimbo

Wheelie Bin > > A refuse collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. > He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to t...

Blonderer · Blonderer

Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Blonderer · Blonderer

Letting the cat out of the bag, is a whole lot easier than putting it back in !

Blonderer · Blonderer

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you!

Blonderer · Blonderer

If you have noticed this notice, you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.

Firefly · Firefly

Ten Thoughts to Ponder Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich . Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. T...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A man walks into the council office, & says to the Customer Service Officer: "I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be a councillor." "I need some practice for becoming a member of parliament" The receptionist repli...

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	Six Beers (Preview)	Firefly	4	1218	03:05 PM Mar 19, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	Chilli (Preview) WARNING : ONLY Read This Once You Are Able To LAUGH OUT LOUD. Hysterics might set in. The writer of this piece paints a very vivid picture... funny stuff. You will laugh - guaranteed! ENJOY!! I went to Bunnings recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the pre...	Gary and Kerry	3	1091	03:03 PM Mar 19, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	Court Jesters #2 (Preview) ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you ****ting me? _________________________________________ ATTORN...	Cruising Granny	0	733	09:01 PM Mar 17, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	Court Jester - Real Life (Preview) These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by (US) court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS...	Cruising Granny	1	1612	05:16 PM Mar 17, 2011 by Beth54
	Daylight Saving (Preview)	Firefly	2	1197	07:15 PM Mar 16, 2011 by Happywanderer
	The Wedding Ring (Preview)	Firefly	0	844	07:43 PM Mar 15, 2011 by Firefly
	A Funny Story (Preview) A few years ago,my son was a tour guide in the Kimberley, working between Kunnanurra and Broome, through the Bungles and then back up the Gibb River Road. We did a tag along tour behind his bus, and listened in over our two way radio as he talked over his radio to the passengers in the bus. It was just like be...	Galahs	2	1307	06:21 PM Mar 15, 2011 by jules47
	A low budget; (Preview) Moving to Nevada A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, 'What are you doing?' She answers, 'I'm moving to Nevada .. I heard prostitutes there get paid $ 400 for doing what I do for you for free. Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom &a...	justcruisin01	2	1133	10:51 AM Mar 14, 2011 by jimbo
	A jobs a job. (Preview) Not enough funds for target stands.	clazandaza	1	1421	12:56 PM Mar 13, 2011 by Beth54
	Health... (Preview) Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day, lying in hospital, dying of nothing...	Blonderer	0	1119	02:49 PM Mar 10, 2011 by Blonderer
	Jewish Divorce... (Preview) A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Jeff! All he wants is sex, and my vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a 5 cent piece." Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire Businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive...	Firefly	1	1435	02:23 PM Mar 9, 2011 by justcruisin01
	Irish Priest (Preview) THE IRISH PRIEST An Irish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a Fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the...	Firefly	0	882	05:56 PM Mar 8, 2011 by Firefly
	Free Medicals (Preview) Amazing what you can get free on the Government!!! If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray and a pat down, and if you mention Al Queda, you get a free colonoscopy!.	clazandaza	0	794	03:19 PM Mar 8, 2011 by clazandaza
	Wheelie Bin (Preview) Wheelie Bin > > A refuse collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. > He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to t...	jimbo	0	933	02:39 PM Mar 8, 2011 by jimbo
	Silent (Preview) Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.	Blonderer	0	728	08:10 PM Mar 5, 2011 by Blonderer
	Cat... (Preview) Letting the cat out of the bag, is a whole lot easier than putting it back in !	Blonderer	0	822	04:36 PM Mar 4, 2011 by Blonderer
	If at first... (Preview) If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you!	Blonderer	0	824	02:12 PM Mar 3, 2011 by Blonderer
	NOTICE. (Preview) If you have noticed this notice, you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.	Blonderer	0	860	04:30 PM Mar 1, 2011 by Blonderer
	Ten Thoughts (Preview) Ten Thoughts to Ponder Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich . Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. T...	Firefly	0	1082	01:45 PM Mar 1, 2011 by Firefly
	COMPLETE; (Preview) A man walks into the council office, & says to the Customer Service Officer: "I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be a councillor." "I need some practice for becoming a member of parliament" The receptionist repli...	justcruisin01	0	730	08:57 PM Feb 28, 2011 by justcruisin01
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