Just Joking

petengail · petengail

Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care .. One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma.

robell · robell

From: Thomas Cook Holidays Listing some of the guest's complaints during the season. 1. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts" 2. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in t...

jimbo · jimbo

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all men: A wife asks her husband "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him "Why did you buy 6 cartons of mil...

Firefly · Firefly

This indeed is worrisome Beer contains female hormones Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer c...

Firefly · Firefly

The Mexican Maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said yo...

gubby · gubby

There's a few on here that have never met each other.... -- Edited by gubby on Wednesday 8th of June 2011 09:36:15 PM

Firefly · Firefly

How fast can you guess these words? 1. BOO_S 2. _ _ NDOM 3. P_N_S 4. F_ _ K 5. PU_S_ 6. S_X Scroll down for answers. 1. BOOKS 2. RANDOM 3. PANTS 4. FORK 5. PULSE 6. SIX

Firefly · Firefly

Scientists say the higher your I.Q. the more you dream. The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. You use 200 muscles to take one step. The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man. Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three. A pair...

goinsoon · goinsoon

God said to Adam, "I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a penis. The bad news... I've only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!"

Firefly · Firefly

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You b*****ds who want off, get off now, 'cos we're in a hurry! And all of you b*****ds who are getting on, get on now,...

Firefly · Firefly

goinsoon · goinsoon

Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes to play in the water. Shortly thereafter, the boy runs to his mother and says, "Mommy, I saw some ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mother cleverly replies, &quo...

Beth54 · Beth54

I thought you all might get a giggle out of this.

jimricho · jimricho

Three rotten old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when a Grandpa walked by. And one of the Grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are." The old man said, "There is no way you can guess it, you old fools." One of the old Grandmas said,...

Firefly · Firefly

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. 'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded. 'Well' she said, 'you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.' The Swe...

Firefly · Firefly

FIRST QUESTION: YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN? ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST, THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE! TRY TO DO BETTE...

jimbo · jimbo

1.. When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

_wombat_ · _wombat_

Hi FF, found your other eye and thought it needed to show a bit more flesh

Firefly · Firefly

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive." "How much?&quo...

_wombat_ · _wombat_

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Herion Addicts (Preview) Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care .. One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma.	petengail	7	1247	09:29 PM Jun 11, 2011 by goinsoon
	DO TELL (Preview) From: Thomas Cook Holidays Listing some of the guest's complaints during the season. 1. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts" 2. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in t...	robell	3	1146	09:07 PM Jun 11, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	Logical (Preview) This is a story which is perfectly logical to all men: A wife asks her husband "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him "Why did you buy 6 cartons of mil...	jimbo	1	1057	09:02 PM Jun 11, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	Beer Contains Female Hormones!! (Preview) This indeed is worrisome Beer contains female hormones Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer c...	Firefly	1	1170	08:50 PM Jun 11, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	The Maid (Preview) The Mexican Maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said yo...	Firefly	0	878	06:50 PM Jun 11, 2011 by Firefly
	Nomads Get Together (Preview) There's a few on here that have never met each other.... -- Edited by gubby on Wednesday 8th of June 2011 09:36:15 PM	gubby	20	1603	06:38 PM Jun 11, 2011 by jonathan
	How Fast Are You? (Preview) How fast can you guess these words? 1. BOO_S 2. _ _ NDOM 3. P_N_S 4. F_ _ K 5. PU_S_ 6. S_X Scroll down for answers. 1. BOOKS 2. RANDOM 3. PANTS 4. FORK 5. PULSE 6. SIX	Firefly	2	1030	09:58 AM Jun 11, 2011 by robell
	Cool Facts About The Human Body. (Preview) Scientists say the higher your I.Q. the more you dream. The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. You use 200 muscles to take one step. The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man. Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three. A pair...	Firefly	2	1017	08:04 PM Jun 10, 2011 by Firefly
	GOOD NEWS BAD NEWS (Preview) God said to Adam, "I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a penis. The bad news... I've only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!"	goinsoon	2	1085	08:03 PM Jun 10, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	Watch Your Language (Preview) A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You b***ds who want off, get off now, 'cos we're in a hurry! And all of you b***ds who are getting on, get on now,...	Firefly	2	1097	07:59 PM Jun 10, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	New Book On How To Understand Women! (Preview)	Firefly	2	1018	08:02 AM Jun 10, 2011 by Zoomtopz
	CAREFUL WHAT YOU TELL KIDS (Preview) Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes to play in the water. Shortly thereafter, the boy runs to his mother and says, "Mommy, I saw some ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mother cleverly replies, &quo...	goinsoon	0	1025	10:06 PM Jun 9, 2011 by goinsoon
	Some mornings... (Preview) I thought you all might get a giggle out of this.	Beth54	2	1157	10:03 PM Jun 9, 2011 by Travel Bug
	Three Rotten Old Grandmas (Preview) Three rotten old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when a Grandpa walked by. And one of the Grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are." The old man said, "There is no way you can guess it, you old fools." One of the old Grandmas said,...	jimricho	3	1075	10:01 PM Jun 9, 2011 by Travel Bug
	Golf Panties (Preview) The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. 'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded. 'Well' she said, 'you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.' The Swe...	Firefly	0	1193	05:16 PM Jun 9, 2011 by Firefly
	Dementia Quiz (Preview) FIRST QUESTION: YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN? ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST, THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE! TRY TO DO BETTE...	Firefly	6	1350	04:39 PM Jun 9, 2011 by Firefly
	Different (Preview) 1.. When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.	jimbo	0	894	12:51 PM Jun 9, 2011 by jimbo
	FF new av (Preview) Hi FF, found your other eye and thought it needed to show a bit more flesh	_wombat_	15	1286	09:45 AM Jun 9, 2011 by Firefly
	Grandma and Grandpa (Preview) Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive." "How much?&quo...	Firefly	1	1136	09:44 PM Jun 8, 2011 by goinsoon
	Nerd of the Year (Preview)	_wombat_	17	1228	08:28 AM Jun 8, 2011 by _wombat_
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