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Jack pic
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Baby Boomer Test
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(Have a paper and pencil handy to record your answers. Your mind isn't as sharp as it once was!) This is NOT a pushover test. It's a Baby Boomer era test! There are 19 questions. Average score is 12. This one will be difficult for the younger set. Have fun, but no peeking! Let us know your sco...
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HIS AND HER DIARY FOR THE SAME DAY:
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HIS AND HER DIARY FOR THE SAME DAY: Her Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on...
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The Trap
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Subject: FW: The TrapThe husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap. One Friday afternoon she sent the housemaid home for the weekend, and didnt tell her husband. That nigh...
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Wheelchair Mahem
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If you don't laugh at this one, your dead! Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated he...
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Mum Test
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THE MUM TEST I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, And pro...
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OLDIES
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Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now. "I would like my grandchildren to say, 'He was successful in business'," declared the first man. "Fifty years from now," said the second, "I want them t...
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Pet Humour
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I did a search for this but couldn't find it, if it has been posted previously I apologise but it is still worth repeating; Pet Humour FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE or HAVE HAD PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY. FOR THOSE WHO DON'T HAVE OR HAVE NEVER HAD PETS, IT IS A TRUE STORY. The following was found posted very low on a...
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NO NO
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God visited a man and told him he must give up smoking, drinking and sex if he wants to get into heaven..... The man said he would try his best. God visited the man a week later to see how he was getting on. "Not bad" said the man, "I've given up smoking and drinking but when the wife bent...
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Morning Sex
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"Morning Sex" She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said Softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My...
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Where Do Red Head Babies Come From?
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WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM ? After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair.She can't possibly be mine!!' 'Nonsense,' the doctor said. 'Even thoug...
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hair dryer
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Catholic school students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructions also advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings: Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs An attractive young woman on a fligh...
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ATTENTION ALL JUDGEMENT and DOOMSDAY BELIEVERS:
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Due to technical difficulties... The scheduled END OF WORLD event has been postponed. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. If you have already quit your job, given away your life savings or liquidated all of your assets... Oops... Sorry! We will attempt another doomsday eve...
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A life of hopes
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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cri...
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The Frog
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The Frog and Golfer A man goes out golfing. He is on the second hole when He notices a frog sitting next to The green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He loo...
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How to get to Heaven
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God appears to this sinful guy and says to him "if you really want to get to heaven you have to give up smoking, alcohol and sex." The guy says "well ok I want to go to heaven, so I will try" God comes back a fortnight later and says "how is it going" The guy says "ok for t...
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the answer
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The International scientific association,after years of study and an expenditure of two hundred and twenty million dollars, believe that they have found the answer to the question that has baffled mankind from the very beginning of life, What makes a woman happy ????????????? ...
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Aussie Husband
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New Panties A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to Spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short Skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments She uncrosses her legs ... Enough times that her husband finally asks,"Are yo...
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Confucius say
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Confucius say,"If you are in a book store and cannot find the book for which you search, you are obviously in the.....
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oops
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A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer.Her husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause it said, "Error. Not long enough."
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