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Italian Grandparents.
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T H E I T A L I A N E L B O W An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301 There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow , pusha button 301. I will buzz...
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Women Love Sensitive Men.
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The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their wives at this stage of the pregnancy. She said "Ladies, remember that exercise i...
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Seniors Dating Agency
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Love grandkids
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RETARDED GRANDPARENTS (this was actually reported by a teacher) After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a b...
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What Confucious Didn't Say
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WHAT CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off clif...
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Finally A Wine Glass That Makes Sense.
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Raisin Bread
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A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread, he has a...
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Where have you been?
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Where Have You Been???I've been to a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito, either. I hear no one recognises you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport - apparently you...
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gubby
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Does Your Campground Have a BC?
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I think this is funny... Hope you do too. Just click on the link. Cheers. Pam. http://www.llerrah.com/campground.htm
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Travel Bug
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Have You Ever Woken Up In Someone Elses Bed?
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Firefly
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Taser
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It's an oldie but a goodie. Enjoy Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The eff...
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Press 9
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Why She Changed MotelsLast week, she checked into the caravan park in Bundaberg Queensland in a cabin and was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full page...
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highest help
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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital . As he was recovering, a nun asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.. She asked, 'Do you have health insurance?'He replied in a rasp...
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Election
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The Green Party got 8% of the vote in the recent European parliament elections. They would have done better but most of their voters put their ballot papers in the recycling bin... Doh.
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Loffty
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Golf!
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A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying:"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa."The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't k...
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jimbo
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Age makes wisdom
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An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep **** now!" Noticing some bones on t...
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pick me, pick me !
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Little Jimmy was in fourth class at his local primary school. When the teacher asked the class a question, Jimmy always knew the answer, but even though he had his hand up first, the teacher would ask some other boy what the answer was, then give the kid a jellybean. This really upset little Jimmy, so he...
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"How To Be Cruel To Old Guys Eye Chart."
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Firefly
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mexico
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Subject: Mexican Jews...Two old Jewish men, Sid and Al, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant in Los Angeles. Sid asks Al, 'Do you know of any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico?' Al replies, 'I don't know, let's ask our waiter.' When the waiter arrives, Al asks, 'Are there any Mexican Jew...
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Beautiful
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This was sent to me as an email and although its not a joke, i will put it in just joking. The pictures may not show, but the story will. Rob.Live with laugher and love with all your heart....... The Rain It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderlygentleman in his 80's arrived to have stitches r...
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