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Organic vegetables..
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Two men were talking one day."My wife asked me to buy Organic Vegetables from the produce market." said the first man."So were you able to find some?" the second man, asked...."Well when I got to the market, I asked the gardener, 'These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any Poison...
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When our lawn mower..
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,making beer.. Always something more important to me.Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.When I arrived ho...
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Old lady sends letter to her bank..
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This letter has been travelling the internet for years and is often referenced as being written by a 96 or 98 year old woman. When we dug around, it was in fact written as a humour piece for the Courier Mail in 1999 by Peter Wear. This version has been significantly rewritten we understand. Nonetheless,...
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Question from wife
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My wife asked me what is the Female version a "Man Cave" would be. I told her " A kitchen".
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We need to..
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Guitars..
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Grey Hair.
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I just discovered my first grey pubic hair. Unfortunately, it was in my hamburger.
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Tacoma Fire Dept (A bit risque)
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anolphart
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Merry Xmas
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZWQcl1C-c8
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Plain Truth
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Smelly Christmas
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Then the doorbell rang!
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No Christmas presents this year or forever
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'Father Christmas' falls to his death from 24-storey building in front of horrified children: Climber dressed as Santa is killed during Russian abseil stunt' 'He landed on a snow-covered structure one floor above the ground level which meant the children did not see his body.' https://www.dai...
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Still putting on weight eating the wrong things
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Mary Anne Trump
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My weight is getting out of control!
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Pet
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How to scare a gynaecologist!
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How does a woman scare a gynaecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist. -- Edited by anolphart on Friday 22nd of December 2023 03:40:01 PM
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The keys..
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The keys."Several days ago as I left the Bunnings in Rocky, to walk out to my ute and was reaching into my pocket from my car keys... got that sick feeling when I didn't find them there. I desperately gave myself a personal pat down, other pockets, shirt pocket, not there. Turned around real fast and trot...
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Weather
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I asked permission to post this and was never denied.
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A platoon of soldiers..
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A platoon of soldiers was patrolling north of Fallujah when they came upon an Isis terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar, but less serious, state.The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the P...
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