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Hello, is this the FB..
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Hello, is this the FBI?""Yes. What do you want?""I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Usi...
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Paddy..
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Paddy was being evaluated for mental problems.The Doctor says " If a train was coming down the hallway towards you, what would you do? "Paddy replies " I would get in my helicopter and fly away! "The Doctor then asks " where did you get the helicopter from ?"Paddys says " the same place you got the fookin...
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What happens..
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Hearing..
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Sportsmanship
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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old basket ball players aside and asked,'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?'The little boy nodded in the affirmative.'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?'The little boy nod...
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All I said..
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Oops!
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He Slept With a Widow Using His Friends Name. Sixteen Months Later? Oops!Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jacks station-wagon and headed north.After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attract...
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Whenever..
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Earl & Clyde..
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No No No..
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One for the Girls..
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Q. What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A. A rumor.Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him, and Patience for his moods, because, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AmenQ. Why do little boys whine?A. They are practicing to be men.Q. What...
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The red light..
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The red lightThe light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing and stopped, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance...
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A wife was..
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen."Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUT...
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A suspected drunken driver accidentally called 911 on himself
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https://edition.cnn.com/2023/09/04/us/drunken-driver-calls-911-nebraska-trnd/index.html
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The pearly gates
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After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and...
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Cheap flights
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Cooking Fails
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While in China..
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