Just Joking

Disco Duck · Disco Duck

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning.... Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating myporridge?' he squeaks.. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks in...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Soiled Bed Sheets! This should make you smile and one for the Nurses & Security Guards as well!! An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided...

Disco Duck · Disco Duck

What I Want in a Man, My Original List: > 1. Handsome > 2. Charming > 3. Financially successful > 4. A caring listener > 5. Witty > 6. In good shape > 7.. Dresses with style > 8. Appreciates finer things > 9. Full of thoughtful surprises > 10. An imaginative, ro...

Disco Duck · Disco Duck

Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night,a drunk American led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on thewall. 'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked 'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clo...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

An old retired sailor puts on his uniform and heads to the docks once more for old times' sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, ' How am I doing '? The prostitute replies, 'Well old sailor, you...

Disco Duck · Disco Duck

Here is the Best Recovery I have ever seen. So glad this guy got over it!!

Disco Duck · Disco Duck

Tiger Woods Holiday Poem Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse. She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry, Cause a bimbos phone number was in his Blackberry. Hed been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed. Woman after woman steppe...

Disco Duck · Disco Duck

If you can read this without laughing, you must be devoid of laughter cells...... This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the 70's. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a s******, though God knows after how many takes. The irony is, BBC received not one complaint. The speed of delivery must have...

Disco Duck · Disco Duck

You Gotta Love These Blonde Jokes!Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day wi...

Gary and Kerry · Gary and Kerry

Topic 1: How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation. Topic 2: Toilet paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table discussion. Topic 3: Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics. Topic 4: Learning how to find things, star...

Disco Duck · Disco Duck

Old Timer SexThis is too funny to be dirty - enjoy! The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' Yes, she says, 'I remember it well..' OK,'...

Disco Duck · Disco Duck

The future of nursery rhymes It's Raining, It's Pouring Oh sh!t, it's Global Warming. Jack and Jill went into town To fetch some chips and sweeties. He can't keep his heart rate down And she's got diabetes. Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its arse And turned its wool to nylo...

Hylda&Jon · Hylda&Jon

In Japan, they have apparently replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry. With their strict construction rules (each poem has only 17 syllables: 5 syllables in the first, 7 in the second, 5 in the third), Haikus are used to communicate timeless messages, oft...

Rolly · Rolly

I have just been seduced by these fora into wasting the whole of my morning without achieving a solitary thing of a productive nature. It is not only a consequence of spending time reading and responding to the many and varied postings on these pages, but more a matter of the neccessity of rescuing my ke...

Disco Duck · Disco Duck

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby Cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog o...

Disco Duck · Disco Duck

The other day I went to the Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented. I said, "A folding bottle." She said, "Ok...

Disco Duck · Disco Duck

Just before the end of the year I wanted to thank you all for the e-mails you have forwarded throughout the year. I must send a big thank you to whoever sent me the one about rat **** in the glue on envelopes, because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, I now have to wipe...

Disco Duck · Disco Duck

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You b*****ds who want off, get off now, cos we're in a hurry! And all of you b*****ds who are getting on, get on now, 'cos we...

jimricho · jimricho

A guy is driving around the back streets of Strathpine and he sees a sign in front of a house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and Beatle appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks...

Libby · Libby

Cute

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	The REAL Story!! (Preview) A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning.... Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating myporridge?' he squeaks.. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks in...	Disco Duck	0	714	06:59 PM Dec 22, 2009 by Disco Duck
	Trouble. (Preview) Soiled Bed Sheets! This should make you smile and one for the Nurses & Security Guards as well!! An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided...	justcruisin01	0	634	05:46 PM Dec 22, 2009 by justcruisin01
	Ibbo's Wife's List (Preview) What I Want in a Man, My Original List: > 1. Handsome > 2. Charming > 3. Financially successful > 4. A caring listener > 5. Witty > 6. In good shape > 7.. Dresses with style > 8. Appreciates finer things > 9. Full of thoughtful surprises > 10. An imaginative, ro...	Disco Duck	0	789	04:37 PM Dec 21, 2009 by Disco Duck
	Australian Clock (Preview) Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night,a drunk American led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on thewall. 'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked 'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clo...	Disco Duck	0	735	04:21 PM Dec 21, 2009 by Disco Duck
	OLD SAILOR. (Preview) An old retired sailor puts on his uniform and heads to the docks once more for old times' sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, ' How am I doing '? The prostitute replies, 'Well old sailor, you...	justcruisin01	0	709	02:31 PM Dec 21, 2009 by justcruisin01
	The best Recovery I Have Ever Seen (Preview) Here is the Best Recovery I have ever seen. So glad this guy got over it!!	Disco Duck	0	612	01:54 PM Dec 21, 2009 by Disco Duck
	Ibbo on Tiger (Preview) Tiger Woods Holiday Poem Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse. She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry, Cause a bimbos phone number was in his Blackberry. Hed been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed. Woman after woman steppe...	Disco Duck	2	1053	09:48 AM Dec 21, 2009 by The Gnome
	Sister What?? (Preview) If you can read this without laughing, you must be devoid of laughter cells...... This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the 70's. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a s******, though God knows after how many takes. The irony is, BBC received not one complaint. The speed of delivery must have...	Disco Duck	2	1390	11:51 PM Dec 20, 2009 by Rolly
	Blonde?? (Preview) You Gotta Love These Blonde Jokes!Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day wi...	Disco Duck	0	958	10:09 PM Dec 20, 2009 by Disco Duck
	Evening Classes For Men (Preview) Topic 1: How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation. Topic 2: Toilet paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table discussion. Topic 3: Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics. Topic 4: Learning how to find things, star...	Gary and Kerry	11	892	08:05 PM Dec 19, 2009 by Disco Duck
	Old Timer Sex (Preview) Old Timer SexThis is too funny to be dirty - enjoy! The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' Yes, she says, 'I remember it well..' OK,'...	Disco Duck	5	1343	05:29 PM Dec 19, 2009 by ElBe
	The Future of Ibbo's Nursery Rhymes (Preview) The future of nursery rhymes It's Raining, It's Pouring Oh sh!t, it's Global Warming. Jack and Jill went into town To fetch some chips and sweeties. He can't keep his heart rate down And she's got diabetes. Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its arse And turned its wool to nylo...	Disco Duck	6	1076	05:19 PM Dec 19, 2009 by ElBe
	Japanese Computer messages (Preview) In Japan, they have apparently replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry. With their strict construction rules (each poem has only 17 syllables: 5 syllables in the first, 7 in the second, 5 in the third), Haikus are used to communicate timeless messages, oft...	Hylda&Jon	5	1128	05:15 PM Dec 19, 2009 by ElBe
	Formal Complaint to the Most Honouable Webmistress (Preview) I have just been seduced by these fora into wasting the whole of my morning without achieving a solitary thing of a productive nature. It is not only a consequence of spending time reading and responding to the many and varied postings on these pages, but more a matter of the neccessity of rescuing my ke...	Rolly	10	970	03:59 PM Dec 19, 2009 by Disco Duck
	Ibbo's Bereavement (Preview) A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby Cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog o...	Disco Duck	0	835	03:53 PM Dec 19, 2009 by Disco Duck
	Patents Office (Preview) The other day I went to the Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented. I said, "A folding bottle." She said, "Ok...	Disco Duck	11	1031	01:13 PM Dec 19, 2009 by Rolly
	Thanks to All Who Cared (Preview) Just before the end of the year I wanted to thank you all for the e-mails you have forwarded throughout the year. I must send a big thank you to whoever sent me the one about rat **** in the glue on envelopes, because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, I now have to wipe...	Disco Duck	3	976	12:22 PM Dec 19, 2009 by ibbo
	Christmas Presents are Good! (Preview) A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You b*ds who want off, get off now, cos we're in a hurry! And all of you b*ds who are getting on, get on now, 'cos we...	Disco Duck	0	921	01:40 AM Dec 19, 2009 by Disco Duck
	Shaggy Dog Story - Warning - This is seriously bad! (Preview) A guy is driving around the back streets of Strathpine and he sees a sign in front of a house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and Beatle appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks...	jimricho	0	908	08:46 AM Dec 17, 2009 by jimricho
	de gigglez (Preview) Cute	Libby	1	622	01:07 PM Dec 16, 2009 by Firefly
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