Just Joking

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A little Poem for the Seniors... Another year has passed and we're all a little older. Last summer felt hotter and winter seems much colder. There was a time not long ago when life was quite a blast. Now I fully un...

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

THIS OUGHT TO MAKE GRANDPA FEEL ALL WARM & FUZZY A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into Grandpa's room .. "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as...

Solomon · Solomon

jimricho · jimricho

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' I am sure I have spoken to this person, or at least his brother The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service in a hotel ... Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest : "Sorry, I...

clazandaza · clazandaza

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in.Calling the auto club is not an option. I will win. ______________________________________________ Because I'm a man , when the car isn't running very well,I will pop the hood and...

Solomon · Solomon

Solomon · Solomon

A restaurant has a sign that says "$500" if we fail to fill your order." A customer decides to test it by ordering "elephant ears on rye bread". The waitress takes his order to the kitchen. Seconds later, the chef storms out, goes to the customer's table and slams down $500...

grandaddon · grandaddon

Solomon · Solomon

Ginger · Ginger

I was not sure where to put this so decided to put it here. I know you have all seen sidewalk art. I thought this one was rather neat. Julian Beever is an English artist whos famous for his art on the pavement of England, France, Germany, USA, Australia and Belgium. Most of his artwork it is impossible to t...

Onedodger · Onedodger

Hangover Ratings 1 star hangover No pain. no real feeling of illness. You slept in your own bed and when you woke up there were no traffic cones in there with you. You are still able to function relatively well on the energy stored up from all those vodka and Red Bulls. However, you can drink 10 bottl...

Solomon · Solomon

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the counter. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." T...

Zoomtopz · Zoomtopz

The Pope was going to have a shower one day . Allthough his ideas were very strict on celibacy , there was also a need to occasionally exercise the papal wrist , this happened to be one of those occasions . Just as the holy seeds were flying through the air , the pope noticed a photographer taking pics . Hold...

Ginger · Ginger

TWENTY-THREE THINGS Yes I know it has been around a while but sometimes these things need to be re- read TWENTY-THREE THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED BY NOW 1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often. 3. Going to church does...

Solomon · Solomon

A 2007 study found that the average Australian walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that the average Australian drinks 22 gallons of beer a year. That means the average Australian gets about 41 miles per gallon. That's bloody good value!

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A man was riding his Harley beside a Sydney beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, The Lord said. 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.' The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to New Zealand so I can ride over anytime I w...

Palebushman · Palebushman

Click on this link below and see if it reminds you of any local enterprise. http://www.brownfools.co.uk/

clazandaza · clazandaza

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I don't,' she replied. 'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of a...

Hylda&Jon · Hylda&Jon

On a Lighter Note ! Why Australia is in Trouble The population of this country is 20 million. 11 million are retired. That leaves 9 million to do the work. There are 5 million in school Which leaves 4 million to do the work. Of this there are 2 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 2 million t...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Subject: Greenie revenge --- Love it! The chief woman 'Greenie Tree-Hugging Activist', who was responsible for getting horses banned from National parks and State forests, was Climbing a tree to have a look out over the forest when a Tawny Frogmouth Owl attacked her for invading its nesting site....

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	SENIORS;; (Preview) *A little Poem for the Seniors...* *Another year has passed* *and we're all a little older. Last summer felt hotter and winter seems much colder. There was a time not long ago when life was quite a blast. Now I fully un...*	justcruisin01	0	979	01:35 PM Apr 9, 2010 by justcruisin01
	Kiss Grandpa (Preview) THIS OUGHT TO MAKE GRANDPA FEEL ALL WARM & FUZZY A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into Grandpa's room .. "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as...	Cruising Granny	0	1040	07:38 PM Apr 5, 2010 by Cruising Granny
	More pet trouble (Preview)	Solomon	1	884	11:09 PM Apr 1, 2010 by capt cream bun
	TANJOOBERRYMUTTS (Preview) By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' I am sure I have spoken to this person, or at least his brother The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service in a hotel ... Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest : "Sorry, I...	jimricho	4	1454	05:41 PM Apr 1, 2010 by jimricho
	We are MEN. (Preview) Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in.Calling the auto club is not an option. I will win. ______________________________________________ Because I'm a man , when the car isn't running very well,I will pop the hood and...	clazandaza	3	1191	04:19 PM Apr 1, 2010 by Ma
	Pet trouble (Preview)	Solomon	0	791	02:00 PM Mar 30, 2010 by Solomon
	You got me ! (Preview) A restaurant has a sign that says "$500" if we fail to fill your order." A customer decides to test it by ordering "elephant ears on rye bread". The waitress takes his order to the kitchen. Seconds later, the chef storms out, goes to the customer's table and slams down $500...	Solomon	0	957	07:45 PM Mar 24, 2010 by Solomon
	Going to Church!! (Preview)	grandaddon	1	793	07:07 PM Mar 24, 2010 by JRH
	An oldie (Preview)	Solomon	0	732	08:06 AM Mar 22, 2010 by Solomon
	Coke bottle (Preview) I was not sure where to put this so decided to put it here. I know you have all seen sidewalk art. I thought this one was rather neat. Julian Beever is an English artist whos famous for his art on the pavement of England, France, Germany, USA, Australia and Belgium. Most of his artwork it is impossible to t...	Ginger	5	1044	08:18 PM Mar 21, 2010 by Ginger
	Hangover Rating (Preview) Hangover Ratings 1 star hangover No pain. no real feeling of illness. You slept in your own bed and when you woke up there were no traffic cones in there with you. You are still able to function relatively well on the energy stored up from all those vodka and Red Bulls. However, you can drink 10 bottl...	Onedodger	0	896	05:39 PM Mar 21, 2010 by Onedodger
	The booking agent (Preview) A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the counter. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." T...	Solomon	0	834	10:02 AM Mar 18, 2010 by Solomon
	The Pope & That camera (Preview) The Pope was going to have a shower one day . Allthough his ideas were very strict on celibacy , there was also a need to occasionally exercise the papal wrist , this happened to be one of those occasions . Just as the holy seeds were flying through the air , the pope noticed a photographer taking pics . Hold...	Zoomtopz	0	917	06:55 AM Mar 18, 2010 by Zoomtopz
	23 things (Preview) TWENTY-THREE THINGS Yes I know it has been around a while but sometimes these things need to be re- read TWENTY-THREE THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED BY NOW 1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often. 3. Going to church does...	Ginger	1	1021	11:12 AM Mar 17, 2010 by clazandaza
	Good value (Preview) A 2007 study found that the average Australian walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that the average Australian drinks 22 gallons of beer a year. That means the average Australian gets about 41 miles per gallon. That's bloody good value!	Solomon	0	703	09:14 PM Mar 14, 2010 by Solomon
	GRANTED WISH; (Preview) A man was riding his Harley beside a Sydney beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, The Lord said. 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.' The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to New Zealand so I can ride over anytime I w...	justcruisin01	1	812	09:20 PM Mar 12, 2010 by Pam
	This is a genuine website too! (Preview) Click on this link below and see if it reminds you of any local enterprise. http://www.brownfools.co.uk/	Palebushman	1	805	12:11 AM Mar 8, 2010 by Zoomtopz
	Rubber Gloves (Preview) A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I don't,' she replied. 'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of a...	clazandaza	0	902	10:36 AM Mar 7, 2010 by clazandaza
	Working Population (Preview) On a Lighter Note ! Why Australia is in Trouble The population of this country is 20 million. 11 million are retired. That leaves 9 million to do the work. There are 5 million in school Which leaves 4 million to do the work. Of this there are 2 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 2 million t...	Hylda&Jon	0	941	11:04 PM Mar 5, 2010 by Hylda&Jon
	REVENGE; (Preview) Subject: Greenie revenge --- Love it! The chief woman 'Greenie Tree-Hugging Activist', who was responsible for getting horses banned from National parks and State forests, was Climbing a tree to have a look out over the forest when a Tawny Frogmouth Owl attacked her for invading its nesting site....	justcruisin01	1	920	09:48 PM Mar 5, 2010 by Pam
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