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Driving his bull to the rodeo
(Preview)
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dorian
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3
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723
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Wrecked tile
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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667
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intersteller Visitors
(Preview)
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Gundog
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4
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942
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Prigozhin's Plane Crash
(Preview)
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Gundog
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3
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829
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..Typical RV night life..
(Preview)
Typical RV night life, for us ugged and buggered, toothless and Grey Nomads:Hubby: Oh, come on.Wifey: Leave me alone!Hubby: It won't take long.Wifey: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.Hubby: But...but I can't sleep without it.Wifey: Why do you always have to think of things like this in the middl...
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aussie_paul
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0
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593
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Typical RV night life,
(Preview)
Typical RV night life, for us ugged and buggered, toothless and Grey Nomads:Hubby: Oh, come on.Wifey: Leave me alone!Hubby: It won't take long.Wifey: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.Hubby: But...but I can't sleep without it.Wifey: Why do you always have to think of things like this in the middl...
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aussie_paul
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0
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381
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Bud Light Model
(Preview)
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anolphart
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1
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758
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Fart joke
(Preview)
A woman went to the doctor with a massive stomachache. "Okay, said the doctor, "please lie down on your back so I can examine you. He proceeded to push her stomach with both hands and "BRAAAAP! She let out a huge fart. "Could you roll to the side, please, said the doctor and she did as requested. Th...
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Bobdown
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2
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849
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At A Loss For Words
(Preview)
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday, losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyses, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabb...
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Bobdown
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2
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799
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Deaf Couple. 😉
(Preview)
A deaf couple check into a hotel very late at night and, after moving into their assigned room, they fall straight into bed.In the middle of the night, the woman has a headache so she goes to the bathroom for aspirin. But after struggling to find any she remembers she left them in the car and, afraid to go o...
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aussie_paul
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0
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736
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Jack & Jill..
(Preview)
Jack, 92, and Jill, 89, living in Nelson, are all excited about their decision to get married.They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.Jack addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "I am."...
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aussie_paul
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0
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669
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A man walked into..
(Preview)
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked upto the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for mywife.""What type of bra?" asked the clerk." Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in e...
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aussie_paul
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0
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766
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Fiona..
(Preview)
Fiona, a little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor Paddy and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Paddy asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"Fiona says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster...
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aussie_paul
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0
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699
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How to load a Bull
(Preview)
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Gundog
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1
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696
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A couple more
(Preview)
Loving Husband The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and...
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Gundog
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0
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693
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I'm out of here
(Preview)
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Gundog
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0
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511
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Socialism
(Preview)
Two socialists are chatting and one says to the other ' If you had two homes would you give one to the poor? 'Like a shot' replied his friend.'If you had two Rolls Royces would you give one to the poor?' 'Absolutely immediately' said his friend.'If you had two bicycles would you give one to the poor?' 'NO'...
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rgren2
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2
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936
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Moon landing
(Preview)
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rgren2
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5
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741
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Funnies
(Preview)
Live long enough to be a REAL concern to your family
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Bobdown
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0
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542
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Mild 'R' rated postcards
(Preview)
The most famous artist of saucy postcards was Donald McGill. He was nearly 80 years old when he was put on trial (1954) under the Obscene Publications Act, found guilty and fined. Today the postcards are worth a fortune.
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Bobdown
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0
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636
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