Just Joking

Magnarc · Magnarc

There once was a fellow from Lorne, Who wished that he'd never been born, He wouldn't have been if his pappy had seen, That the end of his franger was torn.

Magnarc · Magnarc

In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam, Loud was his mirth, For he knew that on earth, There were only two balls- and he had 'em.

Magnarc · Magnarc

There was a young sailor called Bates, Who danced the fandango on skates, But a fall on his cutlass, Rendered him nutless, And practically useless on dates/

Bobdown · Bobdown

Low Battery: A man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as 'Low Battery'. Whenever she calls him, in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it into the charger. Give that man a medal Government Survey: A government survey has shown that 91 percent of illegal immigrants come...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Child-Bride: I've got splinters in my hand from that old broom.Me: Well you're silly - why didn't you take the car?Doc reckons I'll be able to see out of my right eye soon.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.So the husband went to his ...veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that cou...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Manchester The following are all replies that Manchester women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details;" or putting it another way.... Who's the Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Ma...

anolphart · anolphart

How do Kiwis find sheep in long grass? Irresistible

yobarr · yobarr

It is common knowledge that there is a National Shortage of experienced Roadtrain drivers, but perhaps the shortage is greater than many realise?

Mein · Mein

Today, I went to Bunnings to buy a few things and while browsing in aisle 22, some little brat said to me, "Get out of my way you old fart!".So, if your son / grandson went missing while you were shopping at Bunnings today, he's locked in the blue toolbox on the bottom shelf at the end of aisle 22.

Mein · Mein

At least one of the staff members on the government medical help line should be retrained.I phoned the medical help line today and ask for some advice about the best way to use a suppository.You wouldn't believe what she said to me!

Mein · Mein

Telling your suitcases there'll be no overseas holiday this year can be tough. Emotional baggage is the worst!

anolphart · anolphart

Gundog · Gundog

https://youtu.be/9w1eZddQrXE?si=S99OwAVjwkSgvyWm

Bobdown · Bobdown

Plain Truth · Plain Truth

Mein · Mein

I stood and watched these boxes for a full 10 minutes and they never moved. What a scam!

anolphart · anolphart

Jim got home from the golf course and found a note his wife had left for him on the refrigerator door. IT'S NOT WORKING. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. GONE TO STAY WITH MY SISTER! Jim opened the fridge. The light came on. The beer was cold. What the heck is she talking about?

anolphart · anolphart

Sean and Maureen just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. Sean got the outside.

Bobdown · Bobdown

A good one at the train station

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	Odd ode. (Preview) There once was a fellow from Lorne, Who wished that he'd never been born, He wouldn't have been if his pappy had seen, That the end of his franger was torn.	Magnarc	10	1093	10:17 AM Dec 14, 2023 by peter67
	Odd ode3 (Preview) In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam, Loud was his mirth, For he knew that on earth, There were only two balls- and he had 'em.	Magnarc	1	532	10:15 AM Dec 14, 2023 by peter67
	Odd ode2 (Preview) There was a young sailor called Bates, Who danced the fandango on skates, But a fall on his cutlass, Rendered him nutless, And practically useless on dates/	Magnarc	2	770	09:07 AM Dec 13, 2023 by Craig1
	Quickies (Preview) Low Battery: A man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as 'Low Battery'. Whenever she calls him, in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it into the charger. Give that man a medal Government Survey: A government survey has shown that 91 percent of illegal immigrants come...	Bobdown	1	729	07:24 PM Dec 12, 2023 by peter67
	Deserved it.. (Preview) Child-Bride: I've got splinters in my hand from that old broom.Me: Well you're silly - why didn't you take the car?Doc reckons I'll be able to see out of my right eye soon.	aussie_paul	0	765	01:02 PM Dec 12, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Redneck Vasectomy. 🙂 (Preview) After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.So the husband went to his ...veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that cou...	aussie_paul	0	592	01:01 PM Dec 12, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Manchester Fathers (Preview) Manchester The following are all replies that Manchester women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details;" or putting it another way.... Who's the Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Ma...	Bobdown	0	452	01:00 PM Dec 12, 2023 by Bobdown
	Finding sheep (Preview) How do Kiwis find sheep in long grass? Irresistible	anolphart	1	798	10:53 PM Dec 11, 2023 by Possum3
	Shortage of Truck Drivers (Preview) It is common knowledge that there is a National Shortage of experienced Roadtrain drivers, but perhaps the shortage is greater than many realise?	yobarr	16	1156	05:41 PM Dec 10, 2023 by dogbox
	Missing a son / grandson? (Preview) Today, I went to Bunnings to buy a few things and while browsing in aisle 22, some little brat said to me, "Get out of my way you old fart!".So, if your son / grandson went missing while you were shopping at Bunnings today, he's locked in the blue toolbox on the bottom shelf at the end of aisle 22.	Mein	0	696	03:21 PM Dec 9, 2023 by Mein
	Not helpful, just rude! (Preview) At least one of the staff members on the government medical help line should be retrained.I phoned the medical help line today and ask for some advice about the best way to use a suppository.You wouldn't believe what she said to me!	Mein	1	925	11:26 PM Dec 8, 2023 by Cupie
	Telling them can be tough (Preview) Telling your suitcases there'll be no overseas holiday this year can be tough. Emotional baggage is the worst!	Mein	0	694	11:15 PM Dec 8, 2023 by Mein
	Now available for men who menstruate ... (Preview)	anolphart	0	701	10:17 PM Dec 8, 2023 by anolphart
	latest cartoon from Pauline (Preview) https://youtu.be/9w1eZddQrXE?si=S99OwAVjwkSgvyWm	Gundog	0	764	12:36 PM Dec 8, 2023 by Gundog
	More Humour (Preview)	Bobdown	0	720	11:52 AM Dec 8, 2023 by Bobdown
	Santa (Preview)	Plain Truth	0	747	09:00 PM Dec 7, 2023 by Plain Truth
	Bunnings Scam! (Preview) I stood and watched these boxes for a full 10 minutes and they never moved. What a scam!	Mein	3	1010	05:25 PM Dec 7, 2023 by anolphart
	It's not working! (Preview) Jim got home from the golf course and found a note his wife had left for him on the refrigerator door. IT'S NOT WORKING. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. GONE TO STAY WITH MY SISTER! Jim opened the fridge. The light came on. The beer was cold. What the heck is she talking about?	anolphart	0	841	07:49 PM Dec 5, 2023 by anolphart
	Divorce settlement (Preview) Sean and Maureen just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. Sean got the outside.	anolphart	4	1088	09:53 AM Dec 5, 2023 by Possum3
	Nice melons (Preview) A good one at the train station	Bobdown	1	853	09:29 PM Dec 4, 2023 by anolphart
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