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Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

For those of us who love everything to do with Kiwis... Two Kiwis, Ian and Craig, are walking down a street in Bondi. Ian happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye. The sign said 'Suits $10.00 each, Shirts $4.00 each, Trousers $5.00 a pair.' Ian says to his pa...

Firefly · Firefly

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins t...

jimricho · jimricho

I THINK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS ! A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' No...

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

THE AFTERLIFE A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact. Mary. Mary. Is that you, Fred? Yes, Ive come b...

Firefly · Firefly

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses...

Gary and Kerry · Gary and Kerry

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What make...

Gary and Kerry · Gary and Kerry

This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out. Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again. Five minutes later, he re-...

Firefly · Firefly

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sis...

Firefly · Firefly

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up baked beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I woul...

jimricho · jimricho

For Seniors 60 plus deodorant. I got this new deodorant today. The instructions said "remove cap and push up bottom". I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells awesome!

twobob · twobob

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room.. She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You b*****ds who want off, get off now, 'cos we're in a hurry! And all of you b*****ds who are getting on, get on now, 'cos...

Disco Duck · Disco Duck

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit aisle; and for fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles. Meanwhile, Gramps is wor...

Disco Duck · Disco Duck

Two cattle drovers were standing in an Outback bar. One asked, "What are ya up to, mate?" "Ahh, I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie." "Oh yeah . and what route are you takin'?" "Ah, prob'ly the Missus ... after all, she stuck by me durin' the drough...

Firefly · Firefly

-- Edited by Firefly on Monday 2nd of November 2009 03:44:34 PM

Firefly · Firefly

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?' The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves. The following night the rabbit returns and again a...

twobob · twobob

A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration. 'What troubles you, Sister?' asked the Mother Superior. 'I thought this was the day you spent with your family.' 'It was,' sighed the Sister. 'And I went to play golf with my brother. We tr...

jimricho · jimricho

If you receive an email titled Nude Photo of Pauline Hanson DO NOT OPEN IT as it may contain a virus! If you receive an email titled Nude Photo of Julia Gillard DO NOT OPEN IT as may contain a nude photo of Julia Gillard!

Gary and Kerry · Gary and Kerry

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt.. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! ' And they say blon...

Firefly · Firefly

At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the general managers of Cascade Brewery ( Tasmania ), Tooheys ( New South Wales ), XXXX ( Queensland ), CUB ( Victoria ) and Coopers ( South Australia ) found themselves sitting at the same table for lunch. When the waitress asked what the...

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	Ah those Kiwis (Preview) For those of us who love everything to do with Kiwis... Two Kiwis, Ian and Craig, are walking down a street in Bondi. Ian happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye. The sign said 'Suits $10.00 each, Shirts $4.00 each, Trousers $5.00 a pair.' Ian says to his pa...	Cruising Granny	0	1009	02:47 PM Nov 8, 2009 by Cruising Granny
	A Halloween Tale (Preview) A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins t...	Firefly	2	1140	02:03 PM Nov 8, 2009 by Cruising Granny
	I THINK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS ! (Preview) I THINK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS ! A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' No...	jimricho	1	871	01:55 PM Nov 8, 2009 by Cruising Granny
	Is there an after life? Answer - (Preview) THE AFTERLIFE A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact. Mary. Mary. Is that you, Fred? Yes, Ive come b...	Cruising Granny	0	663	01:51 PM Nov 8, 2009 by Cruising Granny
	Three Roses (Preview) A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses...	Firefly	0	933	08:02 PM Nov 7, 2009 by Firefly
	Blonde joke (Preview) A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What make...	Gary and Kerry	0	913	06:27 PM Nov 7, 2009 by Gary and Kerry
	Bar sports (Preview) This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out. Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again. Five minutes later, he re-...	Gary and Kerry	0	608	06:23 PM Nov 7, 2009 by Gary and Kerry
	The Bull (Preview) Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sis...	Firefly	2	1053	03:45 PM Nov 7, 2009 by Disco Duck
	Baked Beans (Preview) One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up baked beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I woul...	Firefly	2	1038	09:45 PM Nov 5, 2009 by Firefly
	60 plus deodorant. (Preview) For Seniors 60 plus deodorant. I got this new deodorant today. The instructions said "remove cap and push up bottom". I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells awesome!	jimricho	2	1035	05:53 PM Nov 5, 2009 by Disco Duck
	the junior conductor (Preview) A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room.. She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You b***ds who want off, get off now, 'cos we're in a hurry! And all of you b***ds who are getting on, get on now, 'cos...	twobob	1	896	05:51 PM Nov 5, 2009 by Disco Duck
	Stay Calm (Preview) A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit aisle; and for fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles. Meanwhile, Gramps is wor...	Disco Duck	0	830	01:06 PM Nov 4, 2009 by Disco Duck
	Didn't Quite Understand? (Preview) Two cattle drovers were standing in an Outback bar. One asked, "What are ya up to, mate?" "Ahh, I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie." "Oh yeah . and what route are you takin'?" "Ah, prob'ly the Missus ... after all, she stuck by me durin' the drough...	Disco Duck	0	1001	12:58 PM Nov 4, 2009 by Disco Duck
	Grizzly Bears (Preview) -- Edited by Firefly on Monday 2nd of November 2009 03:44:34 PM	Firefly	0	751	04:42 PM Nov 2, 2009 by Firefly
	The Womens Remote (Preview)	Firefly	0	924	12:45 PM Nov 2, 2009 by Firefly
	Bugs Bunny (Preview) A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?' The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves. The following night the rabbit returns and again a...	Wombat 280	1	1258	06:05 PM Nov 1, 2009 by jimricho
	God of Golf (Preview) A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration. 'What troubles you, Sister?' asked the Mother Superior. 'I thought this was the day you spent with your family.' 'It was,' sighed the Sister. 'And I went to play golf with my brother. We tr...	twobob	0	778	08:45 PM Oct 30, 2009 by twobob
	Important!!...Virus Warning...Nude photos (Preview) If you receive an email titled Nude Photo of Pauline Hanson DO NOT OPEN IT as it may contain a virus! If you receive an email titled Nude Photo of Julia Gillard DO NOT OPEN IT as may contain a nude photo of Julia Gillard!	jimricho	0	1197	08:20 PM Oct 30, 2009 by jimricho
	Its a man thing (Preview) One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt.. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! ' And they say blon...	Gary and Kerry	1	981	02:38 PM Oct 30, 2009 by JRH
	A Queensland Joke. (Preview) At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the general managers of Cascade Brewery ( Tasmania ), Tooheys ( New South Wales ), XXXX ( Queensland ), CUB ( Victoria ) and Coopers ( South Australia ) found themselves sitting at the same table for lunch. When the waitress asked what the...	Firefly	2	1445	01:49 PM Oct 30, 2009 by biggles
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