Just Joking

anolphart · anolphart

In Ireland, a recent survey of women, who had been married for ten years or more had the following results. Eighty percent thought their bum was too fat. Fifteen percent of married women said their bum was too thin. The remining five percent said they didnt care; they would have married him anyway....

anolphart · anolphart

A young Irish lad and lass were sitting on a stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the meadow. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally Colleen said, "A penny for your thoughts, Paddy. "Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's about time for a wee kiss. Colleen blushed, then leaded...

anolphart · anolphart

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A woman discovers her husband is cheating on her.Devastated, she doesn't know how to continue to live her life. She hears that there's a very wise monk who lives up in a mountain, and decides to go there to consult him.After few days of travelling, walking, climbing, she reaches the top and meets the wi...

Aussie1 · Aussie1

What is something you get a lot of hate for, if you say it out loud. "I think it's wrong that we kill dogs for hurting children, but paedophiles get to live"

Craig1 · Craig1

Aussie1 · Aussie1

What does a person with diarrhea and an electric car have in common? They both hope they make it home.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

While riding my Harley, I swerved to to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay? As I looked up, I notic...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

anolphart · anolphart

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

anolphart · anolphart

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.The door of his wifes car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger me...

Bobdown · Bobdown

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Bobdown · Bobdown

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Yep sure is how it works and just look, working together

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1837915/china-tidy-police-fine-people-fail-to-make-beds

Craig1 · Craig1

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Is my bum too fat? (Preview) In Ireland, a recent survey of women, who had been married for ten years or more had the following results. Eighty percent thought their bum was too fat. Fifteen percent of married women said their bum was too thin. The remining five percent said they didnt care; they would have married him anyway....	anolphart	0	767	01:35 PM Dec 4, 2023 by anolphart
	Penny for your thoughts (Preview) A young Irish lad and lass were sitting on a stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the meadow. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally Colleen said, "A penny for your thoughts, Paddy. "Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's about time for a wee kiss. Colleen blushed, then leaded...	anolphart	0	686	01:32 PM Dec 4, 2023 by anolphart
	Origin of 'other' genders (Preview)	anolphart	6	1060	12:58 PM Dec 4, 2023 by Magnarc
	Wise Monk (Preview) A woman discovers her husband is cheating on her.Devastated, she doesn't know how to continue to live her life. She hears that there's a very wise monk who lives up in a mountain, and decides to go there to consult him.After few days of travelling, walking, climbing, she reaches the top and meets the wi...	aussie_paul	0	693	11:55 AM Dec 4, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Actually beyond a joke. (Preview) What is something you get a lot of hate for, if you say it out loud. "I think it's wrong that we kill dogs for hurting children, but paedophiles get to live"	Aussie1	5	1363	11:32 AM Dec 1, 2023 by yobarr
	Advice-it may be bad (Preview)	Craig1	3	1044	12:57 AM Dec 1, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	EV's again ! (Preview) What does a person with diarrhea and an electric car have in common? They both hope they make it home.	Aussie1	8	1575	04:51 PM Nov 30, 2023 by rmoor
	lol.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	2	1015	08:43 AM Nov 30, 2023 by Craig1
	My wife.. (Preview) While riding my Harley, I swerved to to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay? As I looked up, I notic...	aussie_paul	2	979	07:26 AM Nov 30, 2023 by Blues Man
	Wishing.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	631	07:23 AM Nov 30, 2023 by Blues Man
	Wise words (Preview)	anolphart	1	814	07:19 AM Nov 30, 2023 by Blues Man
	Crystal ball.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	670	03:55 PM Nov 29, 2023 by aussie_paul
	First computer geek (Preview)	anolphart	1	641	03:42 PM Nov 29, 2023 by Plain Truth
	A man came home from work.. (Preview) and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.The door of his wifes car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger me...	aussie_paul	1	706	08:17 AM Nov 29, 2023 by Blues Man
	If I have to......... (Preview)	Bobdown	5	1668	07:25 PM Nov 26, 2023 by yobarr
	Old ageing.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	623	05:08 PM Nov 26, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Some new ones........ (Preview)	Bobdown	1	882	02:29 PM Nov 24, 2023 by Blues Man
	Green Technology (Preview) Yep sure is how it works and just look, working together	Southern Cruizer	9	1743	12:20 PM Nov 24, 2023 by peter67
	China dining people is beds are not made (Preview) https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1837915/china-tidy-police-fine-people-fail-to-make-beds	Whenarewethere	3	879	11:51 AM Nov 24, 2023 by Cuppa
	Savings, follow me for more (Preview)	Craig1	2	832	09:48 AM Nov 24, 2023 by peter67
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