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Strange SMS
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I received a funny (weird) and funny (haha) SMS last night. ON have a plan to both lower and reduce the cost of living. "One Nation's candidate, Sandy Roach, has been working hard for you, Bernard. We have a plan to lower the cost of living, hold criminals to account and reduce the cost of living....
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Measure once
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Stormtrooper
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Drinking
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Roll Call
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Sitting in a bar...
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More money..
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Tom had been in Police work for 25 years.
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Tom had been in Police work for 25 years.Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in the hills in Tasmania as far from humanity as possible.He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.After six months or so of almost tot...
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Haircut...
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How to tow a 5th wheeler
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If you're interested in watching the whole episode, it's on the tail end of this Youtube clip... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVe9GokYD60
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Quiz Show
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Customer service..
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Husband wanted..
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Never...
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Surprise
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Eggs
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Some new ones two
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Some new ones
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A.A.A.D.D.
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Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.This is how it manifests:...I decide to water my garden.As I turn on the hose in the driveway,I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.As I start toward the garage,I notice mail on the porch table thatI broug...
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Historical marker..
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