Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

What time does the store open?The manager of a liquor store gets a midnight phone call at home: "Hello!" "At what time does the store open?" "At ten o'clock sir". At two in the morning, the phone rings again: "HELLO!" "Ya (burp), at what time does, euh, the store open?" "AT TEN IN THE MORNING, sir". Again...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

It's the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbour "The seat is empty". "This is incredible" said the man "Who in their r...

dorian · dorian

https://www.betootaadvocate.com/world-news/new-zealand-slips-into-recession-triggering-seven-job-losses/

anolphart · anolphart

The newly-weds are in their honeymoon suite and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He takes off his pants and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on." The bride replies, "I can't wear your pants." "And don't forget that" he replies, "I wil...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Stomach pump.. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSL6D2NNP/

Bobdown · Bobdown

A bloke was sick of his wife's constant nagging, plus he had a good thing going on the side with the local barmaid. Aware that his wife had a lot of life insurance, the smart move might be to get rid of her permanently. He confided his plan with a drinking mate who said that 'he knew a bloke' - the rough lookin...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

rgren2 · rgren2

A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing.A sign read: "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian".The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, under The Big Top, in the centre ring, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Italian.Suddenly, the old man dropped h...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Some funny ones. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSLjWwrne/

anolphart · anolphart

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A sweet grandmother telephoned St Marys Hospital. She timidly asked, Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?The operator said, Ill be glad to help, dear. Whats the name and room number of the patient?The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Martha Jones, Ro...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico."Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Li...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Bobdown · Bobdown

anolphart · anolphart

Marvin had always wanted to be a gunfighter. He grew up in the old West. As a child he read everything about gunfighters he could find. His hero was Billy the Kidd. He dreamed of being just like his hero. One day he went to town and bought himself a black hat, some black clothes, a black horse and two pis...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

One for Dmaxer... A HEART WARMING LAWYER STORYOne afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?""We don't have any money for food,"...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

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	What time does the store open? (Preview) What time does the store open?The manager of a liquor store gets a midnight phone call at home: "Hello!" "At what time does the store open?" "At ten o'clock sir". At two in the morning, the phone rings again: "HELLO!" "Ya (burp), at what time does, euh, the store open?" "AT TEN IN THE MORNING, sir". Again...	aussie_paul	0	427	04:27 PM Jun 15, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Ok everyone.... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	358	04:25 PM Jun 15, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Life is too short.... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	418	04:21 PM Jun 15, 2023 by aussie_paul
	World Cup Final.... (Preview) It's the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbour "The seat is empty". "This is incredible" said the man "Who in their r...	aussie_paul	0	315	04:12 PM Jun 15, 2023 by aussie_paul
	New Zealand Slips Into Recession (Preview) https://www.betootaadvocate.com/world-news/new-zealand-slips-into-recession-triggering-seven-job-losses/	dorian	0	418	02:16 PM Jun 15, 2023 by dorian
	Newly weds (Preview) The newly-weds are in their honeymoon suite and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He takes off his pants and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on." The bride replies, "I can't wear your pants." "And don't forget that" he replies, "I wil...	anolphart	0	437	09:17 PM Jun 14, 2023 by anolphart
	Not helpful (Preview) Stomach pump.. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSL6D2NNP/	Bobdown	1	477	05:19 PM Jun 14, 2023 by Possum3
	Golden Oldie (Preview) A bloke was sick of his wife's constant nagging, plus he had a good thing going on the side with the local barmaid. Aware that his wife had a lot of life insurance, the smart move might be to get rid of her permanently. He confided his plan with a drinking mate who said that 'he knew a bloke' - the rough lookin...	Bobdown	0	462	02:20 PM Jun 14, 2023 by Bobdown
	Football.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	3	684	11:29 AM Jun 14, 2023 by peter67
	The amazing Italian. (Preview) A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing.A sign read: "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian".The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, under The Big Top, in the centre ring, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Italian.Suddenly, the old man dropped h...	rgren2	1	431	08:05 AM Jun 14, 2023 by Craig1
	Wedding fails (Preview) Some funny ones. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSLjWwrne/	Bobdown	3	697	06:49 AM Jun 14, 2023 by Blues Man
	Net zero (Preview)	anolphart	0	490	10:18 PM Jun 13, 2023 by anolphart
	Yes or no?? (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	455	08:28 AM Jun 13, 2023 by Possum3
	A sweet grandmother (Preview) A sweet grandmother telephoned St Marys Hospital. She timidly asked, Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?The operator said, Ill be glad to help, dear. Whats the name and room number of the patient?The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Martha Jones, Ro...	aussie_paul	0	433	08:54 PM Jun 12, 2023 by aussie_paul
	A chili cook-off.. (Preview) This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico."Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Li...	aussie_paul	1	564	08:13 PM Jun 12, 2023 by Bicyclecamper
	It is immoral... (Preview)	aussie_paul	3	733	01:23 PM Jun 12, 2023 by Greg 1
	Smiles (Preview)	Bobdown	2	555	10:16 AM Jun 12, 2023 by grahos
	Marvin the gunfighter (Preview) Marvin had always wanted to be a gunfighter. He grew up in the old West. As a child he read everything about gunfighters he could find. His hero was Billy the Kidd. He dreamed of being just like his hero. One day he went to town and bought himself a black hat, some black clothes, a black horse and two pis...	anolphart	1	571	09:50 AM Jun 11, 2023 by Craig1
	A HEART WARMING LAWYER STORY (Preview) One for Dmaxer... A HEART WARMING LAWYER STORYOne afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?""We don't have any money for food,"...	aussie_paul	0	413	10:09 PM Jun 10, 2023 by aussie_paul
	I picked up an hitchhiker... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	426	10:07 PM Jun 10, 2023 by aussie_paul
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