Just Joking

Gary and Kerry · Gary and Kerry

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk as he puts on his golf shoes. Everyone else i n the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello?" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"...

dave06 · dave06

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.' 'Well,' Gr...

dave06 · dave06

> >> > A refuse collector is driving along a street picking up the > >> > wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. > >> > He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left > >> > out, and in the spirit of kindness, > >> > and after...

Gary and Kerry · Gary and Kerry

LOG ON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotter. LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie. DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the ute. HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies. KEYBOARD: Where you hang the ute keys. WINDOW:...

Gary and Kerry · Gary and Kerry

A man and his wife were celebrating together 50 years ! Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner intheir honour. 'Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad,' gushed son number one ... 'Sorry I'mrunning late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, youknow how it is, and di...

rowdy · rowdy

THE LOCAL UNIVERSITY WAS HOLDING A SEMINAR ON THE SUPERNATURAL THE GUEST SPEAKER STOOD AND ADDRESED THE AUDIENCE. "BEFORE I BEGIN " HE SAID, I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU "DOES ANY ONE HERE BELIEVE THEY HAVE SEEN A GHOST". ABOUT HALF THE AUDIENCE...

Gary and Kerry · Gary and Kerry

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole,...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

Is this bloke for real , his actions are akin to looking down the barrel of loaded automatic and pulling the trigger . Just came back from the Mandorah pub and sure the fish tank needs something in it but a king brown. Don't think so.

Xtrail51 · Xtrail51

A MUST READ!!! Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchasedhis lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparkedmy interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for...

Xtrail51 · Xtrail51

The Taxi Driver This is a nice one!!! I arrived at the address where someone had requested a taxi. I honked but no one came out. I honked again, nothing. So I walked to the door and knocked. Just a minute answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor. After a lon...

Xtrail51 · Xtrail51

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.' OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there a...

Roostertales · Roostertales

For several years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage,he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would a...

Roostertales · Roostertales

:They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken :99% of lawyers give the others a bad name :Inside every older person is a younger person wondering "what the hell happened" :A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory :If you think nobody cares try missing a couple of paym...

rowdy · rowdy

A little girl goes to her mother and asks "Mummy do birds have spare parts" The mother assures her that "no birds don't have spare parts." The little girl returns later and says "Mummy are you sure birds don't have spare parts" "Of course I...

drongo & wendy · drongo & wendy

A man was sitting on a blanket down on the beach he had no arms or legs 3 women came walking passed seen the poor bloke sitting all alone so first lady walks over and asks if she could give him a hug the bloke say y not, she hugs him gently. The second asks if he would mind if she kissed him, he says...

ROAMIN · ROAMIN

Dave06, My i take this time to wish you and every one on this fourm a MERRY CHRISTMAS A SAFE AND HAPPY NEW YEAR. Roamin.

Gary and Kerry · Gary and Kerry

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling... Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother rep...

Roostertales · Roostertales

A different slant on an old theme. Gotta Be Over 40 to Understand! Mum used to cut chicken, slice eggs and spread butter on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't get food poisoning. My Mum used to defrost mince-meat on the kitchen sink AND I used to eat a bite raw somet...

Basil Faulty · Basil Faulty

A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Her mum replies 'No, because she is on heat.' 'What does that mean?' asked the child. 'Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage.' The little girl goes out to the garage and says, 'Dad, can I take Lulu for a walk around th...

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

I just had to share this one:- This is even funnier when you realise it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister...

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	Wonderful Husband (Preview) Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk as he puts on his golf shoes. Everyone else i n the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello?" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"...	Gary and Kerry	0	1117	07:32 AM Jan 20, 2009 by Gary and Kerry
	married for 50 years (Preview) A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.' 'Well,' Gr...	dave06	0	1219	12:52 PM Jan 19, 2009 by dave06
	where ya bin (Preview) > >> > A refuse collector is driving along a street picking up the > >> > wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. > >> > He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left > >> > out, and in the spirit of kindness, > >> > and after...	dave06	2	1445	02:50 PM Jan 18, 2009 by dave06
	A bit of Aussie culcha – Aussie Outback Microsoft lessons... (Preview) LOG ON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotter. LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie. DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the ute. HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies. KEYBOARD: Where you hang the ute keys. WINDOW:...	Gary and Kerry	1	1285	11:34 AM Jan 10, 2009 by Pam
	50 Years Together (Preview) A man and his wife were celebrating together 50 years ! Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner intheir honour. 'Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad,' gushed son number one ... 'Sorry I'mrunning late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, youknow how it is, and di...	Gary and Kerry	1	1491	07:34 AM Jan 10, 2009 by drongo & wendy
	A GHOST STORY (Preview) THE LOCAL UNIVERSITY WAS HOLDING A SEMINAR ON THE SUPERNATURAL THE GUEST SPEAKER STOOD AND ADDRESED THE AUDIENCE. "BEFORE I BEGIN " HE SAID, I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU "DOES ANY ONE HERE BELIEVE THEY HAVE SEEN A GHOST". ABOUT HALF THE AUDIENCE...	rowdy	0	1173	11:43 PM Jan 9, 2009 by rowdy
	Another Blonde Joke (Preview) Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole,...	Gary and Kerry	2	1316	06:45 PM Jan 9, 2009 by JRH
	Shallow End of the Gene Pool (Preview) Is this bloke for real , his actions are akin to looking down the barrel of loaded automatic and pulling the trigger . Just came back from the Mandorah pub and sure the fish tank needs something in it but a king brown. Don't think so.	Wombat 280	3	1311	08:10 PM Jan 6, 2009 by dave06
	Taser gun (Preview) A MUST READ!!! Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchasedhis lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparkedmy interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for...	Xtrail51	0	1331	11:22 PM Jan 5, 2009 by Xtrail51
	Seeing as it is Christmas, "A Nice Story" (Preview) The Taxi Driver This is a nice one!!! I arrived at the address where someone had requested a taxi. I honked but no one came out. I honked again, nothing. So I walked to the door and knocked. Just a minute answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor. After a lon...	Xtrail51	3	1306	09:13 AM Dec 29, 2008 by Wombat 280
	Sex fifty years ago........ (Preview) The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.' OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there a...	Xtrail51	0	1533	04:07 PM Dec 28, 2008 by Xtrail51
	Watch out for the spaghetti (Preview) For several years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage,he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would a...	Roostertales	0	1253	11:06 PM Dec 27, 2008 by Roostertales
	Late nite funnies (Preview) :They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken :99% of lawyers give the others a bad name :Inside every older person is a younger person wondering "what the hell happened" :A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory :If you think nobody cares try missing a couple of paym...	Roostertales	0	1318	10:56 PM Dec 27, 2008 by Roostertales
	spare parts (Preview) A little girl goes to her mother and asks "Mummy do birds have spare parts" The mother assures her that "no birds don't have spare parts." The little girl returns later and says "Mummy are you sure birds don't have spare parts" "Of course I...	rowdy	1	1417	01:36 PM Dec 27, 2008 by dave06
	Female compassion (Preview) A man was sitting on a blanket down on the beach he had no arms or legs 3 women came walking passed seen the poor bloke sitting all alone so first lady walks over and asks if she could give him a hug the bloke say y not, she hugs him gently. The second asks if he would mind if she kissed him, he says...	drongo & wendy	0	1102	09:08 AM Dec 27, 2008 by drongo & wendy
	Christmas (Preview) Dave06, My i take this time to wish you and every one on this fourm a MERRY CHRISTMAS A SAFE AND HAPPY NEW YEAR. Roamin.	ROAMIN	1	1175	08:58 PM Dec 23, 2008 by dave06
	Sunday morning Church bells (Preview) I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling... Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother rep...	Gary and Kerry	1	1790	09:47 PM Dec 22, 2008 by Pam
	uh oh - I belong to this brigade ! (Preview) *A different slant on an old theme.* *Gotta Be Over 40 to Understand!* Mum used to cut chicken, slice eggs and spread butter on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't get food poisoning. My Mum used to defrost mince-meat on the kitchen sink AND I used to eat a bite raw somet...	Roostertales	8	1520	11:49 AM Dec 21, 2008 by JRH
	The dog that ran out of petrol (Preview) A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Her mum replies 'No, because she is on heat.' 'What does that mean?' asked the child. 'Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage.' The little girl goes out to the garage and says, 'Dad, can I take Lulu for a walk around th...	Basil Faulty	0	1320	06:02 PM Dec 15, 2008 by Basil Faulty
	Did you have a Jellyfish bad day? (Preview) I just had to share this one:- This is even funnier when you realise it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister...	Cruising Granny	1	1521	04:24 PM Dec 14, 2008 by dave06
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