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A.A.A.D.D.
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Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: > >I decide to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the ta...
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THE IRISH PETROL STATION
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A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales. So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Paddy guessed...
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Ma
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Tenjooberrymuds
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You have to read all this...try and keep yer sanity while doing so and smile. By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". In order to continue getting-by in our home land, we all need to learn the new English language. Practice by reading the following conve...
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brain teaster
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OK enough of the jokes that have the answer, what about this to think about If the person who made it, did not want it If the person who purchased it, did not use it If the person that used it, did not know What was it???
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Baby Boomers
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It was fun being a baby boomer - until now. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits. They include: Hermans Hermits - Mrs Brown you have got a lovely walker. Bee Gees - How can you mend a broken hip? Roberta Flack - First time ever I forgot your face. The Commodo...
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Monica
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Top Idea for Saving Water
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Saving water while free camping is a must do . But not with another bloke thank you.
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Wombat 280
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Old Vans Never Die
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When the wheels fall off there is always life left in the old girl
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Wombat 280
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Mouse Calibration
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Don't forget,Reset your mouse once per year!! MOUSE CALIBRATION You should actually do this every year. Even more often is recommended if you spend a lot of time on the computer. I was shocked to see how well this works! To re-calibrate your mouse, click and hold on the Y below. Then drag the Y toward...
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Monica
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THE MISSING "R"
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A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head Abbot to question this, point...
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Ma
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damn technology
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I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was li...
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Lipstick in School
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Lipstick in School (You've got to love this principal) According to a news report, a certain private school in Brisbane was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their l...
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The Gnome
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All Jacked Up
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Someone wanted to know what to do with a redundant scissor jack
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Wombat 280
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Outdoor cooking
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Just move into a flat and needed a new use for the yard rake Great when a crowd drop in
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Wombat 280
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Learning
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A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mum', he asked, 'Are these my brains'? 'Not yet', she replied.
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The Gnome
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The Ventriloquist and the Blonde
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A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain in a small town. He's going through his usual run of off-colour and dumb blonde jokes, when a well-presented blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and shouts: "I've heard just about enough of your stupid blonde jokes, D!CKH...
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RED HEAD.........NOT
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A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more....
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Ma
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GETTING MARRIED
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A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married?' 'Yep!' 'Do I know her?' 'Nope!' 'This woman, is she good looking?' 'Not really.' 'Is she a good cook?' 'Naw, she can't cook too well.' ' Does she have lots of money?' 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.' 'Well, then, is she...
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Ma
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BLONDE SURGERY PATIENT
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A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said. She asked,"How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl."What'...
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Ma
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WARNING !!!! this one's a bit naughty
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STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look at her. "Ken ya swaller?" asked Bluey The woman signalled 'No!...
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Ma
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CHANGING IDENTITIES
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Clany and Blue were travelling in the outback when their car broke down. They could see a light burning in the distance and so they approached a farm house. It was owned by a beautiful but lonely widow named Matilda. About nine months later Clancy rang his mate Blue and asked "Do you remember that n...
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