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Tendering procedures..
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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota.All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works s...
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The Irish Furniture Dealer..
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Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisitio...
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A Bracelet
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Southern Cruizer
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A Prescription
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No more soft biscuits
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Aliens...
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More funnies..
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Funnies.
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Research..
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Research shows that 80% of men dont know how to use condoms.These men are called dads.
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Four old retired guys..
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Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents!They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me p...
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Hmmm
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The feeling..
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Irony ??
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Bra
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Southern Cruizer
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Nobody move..
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Saturday BLONDE jokes..
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"A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure ou...
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A few funnies..
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William..
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Little Johnny
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Southern Cruizer
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Reality
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