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GIGGLE -
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It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens' Center.After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show, Claude the Hypnotist!Claude explained that he was going to put the entire audience into a trance."Yes, each and every one of you - all at the same time...
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Electric charger..
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Unexpected item in bagging area.
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door knockers..
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Hospital budget cuts
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Government's last cost cutting hospital savings, removing scrubs.
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Nursing care
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A recenty survey..
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A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN
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AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL.NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR...
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I THINK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS..
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says "Hello!"..He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.So he says, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids...'Now his mind travels back to the only t...
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Tomatoes..
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FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH..
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FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH(always pronounced as Van GO) Who thinks up these things!!!!!!!!!!!!His dizzy aunt ----------------------------------------------- Verti GoghThe brother who ate prunes------------------------------- Gotta GoghThe brother who worked at a convenience st...
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Terrifying...
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Aldi..
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Getting older..
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Secret..
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True...
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Husbands..
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FOR THE RURAL COMMUNITY..
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Some things you just can't explainThe farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain.""So what happened that is so horrible?" the man asked.The farmer then decides to try an answer, "Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her lef...
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Remember
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Southern Cruizer
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Two women..
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Two women went on a girls night out, and got slightly carried away with the ****tails.Drunk and walking home, they realised they both needed to pee.They were near a graveyard and one suggested they do their business behind a headstone.The first woman had nothing to wipe with, so she took off her panti...
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