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The red light..
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The red lightThe light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing and stopped, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance...
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aussie_paul
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0
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694
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A wife was..
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen."Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUT...
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aussie_paul
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0
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745
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A suspected drunken driver accidentally called 911 on himself
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https://edition.cnn.com/2023/09/04/us/drunken-driver-calls-911-nebraska-trnd/index.html
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dorian
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1
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752
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How often..
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aussie_paul
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0
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827
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Ole
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rgren2
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0
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781
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The pearly gates
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After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and...
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Whenarewethere
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785
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Cheap flights
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anolphart
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0
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820
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Cooking Fails
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yobarr
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905
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While in China..
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aussie_paul
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1
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904
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Driving his bull to the rodeo
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dorian
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3
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778
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Wrecked tile
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anolphart
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0
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697
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intersteller Visitors
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Gundog
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4
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1025
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Prigozhin's Plane Crash
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Gundog
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3
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857
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..Typical RV night life..
(Preview)
Typical RV night life, for us ugged and buggered, toothless and Grey Nomads:Hubby: Oh, come on.Wifey: Leave me alone!Hubby: It won't take long.Wifey: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.Hubby: But...but I can't sleep without it.Wifey: Why do you always have to think of things like this in the middl...
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aussie_paul
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621
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Typical RV night life,
(Preview)
Typical RV night life, for us ugged and buggered, toothless and Grey Nomads:Hubby: Oh, come on.Wifey: Leave me alone!Hubby: It won't take long.Wifey: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.Hubby: But...but I can't sleep without it.Wifey: Why do you always have to think of things like this in the middl...
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aussie_paul
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0
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422
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Bud Light Model
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anolphart
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1
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818
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Fart joke
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A woman went to the doctor with a massive stomachache. "Okay, said the doctor, "please lie down on your back so I can examine you. He proceeded to push her stomach with both hands and "BRAAAAP! She let out a huge fart. "Could you roll to the side, please, said the doctor and she did as requested. Th...
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Bobdown
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2
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908
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At A Loss For Words
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A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday, losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyses, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabb...
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Bobdown
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2
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866
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Deaf Couple. 😉
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A deaf couple check into a hotel very late at night and, after moving into their assigned room, they fall straight into bed.In the middle of the night, the woman has a headache so she goes to the bathroom for aspirin. But after struggling to find any she remembers she left them in the car and, afraid to go o...
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aussie_paul
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0
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762
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Jack & Jill..
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Jack, 92, and Jill, 89, living in Nelson, are all excited about their decision to get married.They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.Jack addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "I am."...
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697
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